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Name that band!

yeah, I know its crap. But its late and I don't care

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:00, archived)

woo!

Echo and the bunnymen!

what do i win?

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)

Hmm

Ever seen Donnie Darko? If so then you get a picture I made

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)

nope, never saw it...

heard it was good though

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:07, archived)

Erf

The picture doesn't make much sense in that case. But I'll post it anyway.

Its Frank the Bunny that Donnie sees in his visions

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)

yikes!

i'd be scared if i saw that in my mirror too!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)

It is a good movie, though.

Confusing as all hell, but good

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)

Hehehehehe

I love Frank.

but then, with my bunny fixation, I would, wouldn't I.

..especially when he gets his eye poked out, that's pretty fucking scary!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)

I loved the whole

"suck a fuck" conversation. pure genius

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)

Have you seen

Chuck and Buck?

another favourite (US indy) movie of mine, unfortunately only on DVD release over here..

..and I don't have a goddamn DVD player..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)

No I haven't

But I will check it out

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:23, archived)

"Fuck and suck"

also features in that work.
You have been warned.. no it's not porn but it is hilarious!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)

Hahaha

"its not porn"

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:33, archived)

no really

it isn't!
Black comedy, I tell you..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:40, archived)

hmmmm

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)

Francis...

i don't think this is toto anymore...

Woo yay!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)

hehehehe

..I've done two Toto pictures now, but I'm gonna be a cunt and post them tomorrow.

yarrrrrr.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)

Go Woody!

the end is the beginning of a new ending...

(.the same but different., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)

That's a nice picture

but I fear I'm too ignorant to get the joke. Woo anyway!

(Indole Ring, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:32, archived)

Only

changed the title... I thought it could be a subtle one.

(.the same but different., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

Morning for Britts...Night for Americans...

I'm off! Night all.

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)

Morning

and night night

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)

Fresh off the boat...

(NetWeasel, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)

hahaha!

woo :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:39, archived)

Arf

hahahaha

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)

Ah yes

and then came the famous scene where he buys his sled.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)

The original one...

though I think they had more than breakfast alone...

(.the same but different., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)

just wait until

they have their last supper together

/coat

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:39, archived)

and then...

digestion!! or maybe all these gymnastics promote bowel movement...

(.the same but different., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)

you'd be amazed

at how many things do.

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)

for instance?

I could use some...
ed. nevermind I just went, aaaaahhh!

(.the same but different., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:55, archived)

classic art + classic movie = hahaha

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)

Leaping from rock to rock, the majestic Mountain Choat...

Bids you all a good morning. And laments the absence of millet on mountains.

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)

woo!

that is a majestic creature!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)

huzzah!

that's wonderful

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)

yass

beddage is now time for this of inski. I thank.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)

nite nite

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)

At last! footage of what Jawas look like!

can't say i'm really surprised...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)

oddly enough

when seen up close, those little red eyes are x's.

[edit] working now! woo!

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)

those aren't the x's you're looking for...

move along...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)

Yay

Lemurs

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)

hahahahahahahah

*splutter*

there now, you made me choke.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)

yay!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)

haha !

yay, leeeeeemuuuuurs !

/edit : If you see this comment and want me to include your pic in the lemurama, send me an email ( address in profile).

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oCo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)

bored bored bored bored

and unwillingly chemical-free. no hummus, so reposting.

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)

eep!

she has a gnu!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)

a gnu?

GNU Smoking!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)

Arf

hahaha

I liked that the first time too

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)

ah,

but did you ever see part 2?

click here for 100k monstrosity

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)

hahah

excellent!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)

Hahahahah

Laughing like a school girl

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)

Bloody kids!

if they're not poking at dead things with sticks, they're shooting guns at them.

..it's taken me ages to get a decent pic of that fucking Caird terrier from Wizard of Oz.
I kept finding things like this instead:
www.sff.net/people/leslie.what/toto.jpg

..I guess MGM are pretty uptight about people having illegal film stills on their web sites, huh?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)

toto gives me a bobo.

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davelog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)

tattoo?

fucking dwarf

I've just been looking at the G&S messageboard. It's wonderful by itself :)

Bitchpapa put a wonderful thread there, talking like a native (of Albania)

yay

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)

ha ha haaaaaa

I'm laughin my nightime ass off (For B3TA Americans, anyway)

Very woo

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)

Great special effects....

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:20, archived)

hehehehehe

..I hope you win..!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)

that's a post make, surely

/pedant.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)

Straight to hell for you, dont pass go, dont collect $200

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)

I laughed....

.... and I'm not Evil, so your not going to hell,

frick no wait I am Evil.

([DR]_Evil, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

You'd better go get

some air-conditioning befor the rest of hell-striken b3tans make them a rarity

(Socks_of_war, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

...

(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)

hmmmmm

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:11, archived)

Crikey

night night all

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)

night night

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)

Knight knight

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)

hehehe

that's quite well done :)

I don't see your tag anywhere though

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)

nah

it was just 60 SECOND TATTYSHOP ooops caps

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)

hehehehe

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:36, archived)

Nice

When you take her out does she want to pay ?

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:19, archived)

how rare!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)

This pre-quel had more action....

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)

heh

woooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)

Killer Chinese zombie tourists roaming the streets of London taking photos etc... yay

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)

Morning

Breakfast on the move again

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)

eep!

kill it!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)

morning

and ARGGGH SWEET JESUS KILLL IT

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)

Morning... im trying to kill it, but the voices say let it run free

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)

whatever

just make it go away!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:06, archived)

careful

i've lost several uncles to bowls of that

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)

You should use the fork Luke

/coat

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:11, archived)

urgh

that makes me feel ill...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)

thats not very right

kill iiiiiiiiiiiiiit

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:43, archived)

Sure Its been done

but what the hell

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)

this is another one of those challenges

where I'm at a loss for what most of the entries are about.

I suppose I should try to keep up with other people a bit more

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)

it's supposed to be prequels...

although i think a majority of them have missed the point

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)

yeah

I know nothing about movies really

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)

ahh well

some compos aren't for everyone

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)

I don't understand most of them

this one is ok though. most of them are terribly dull

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)

yeha i think i either miss the good ones...

or think of the ideas for them months later

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)

I can't do them

it feels to much like being told what to do

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)

yeah usually

but some are great for the hummus... others are not

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)

nah

but I suppose most people like more structure in their life than I do

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)

structure is overrated..

but having a little boost in the hummus helps sometimes too...

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)

it's too much structure for me

but each to their own.

night night

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)

nite!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)

off my case :(

wasn't really following contest format,just goofin around

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)

apologies...

i didn't mean to sound like i was on your case, i was just replying to KMM... and making a broad generalization

i haven't done a contest entry in a while as i haven't been able to think of any ideas for the past few. the very fact that you have ideas is good, keep them up!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)

It's cool

post is two second shite work anyhoo :)

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)

(rodger codger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

woo!

that's expensive dental work!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

can't say

it wasn't worth it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)

what

a lovely looking chap

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

Jaws 13

the awkward teenage years.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

haha

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)

yikes

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

Hehe

(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)

One of my favourites....

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)

heheh

that's great

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)

hehehe

mmmm nutella sandwich

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)

mmm

vanilla icecream...

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)

ice cream is too cold

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)

not

when its sunny and warm outside

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)

yeah it is

it makes my teeth hurt

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

do you have really sensitive teeth

or something...

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)

I suppose I must

but I've never had any others so I don't know

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

eeeeeeeeeek

jealousy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)

yeah, maybe

but you can go to tesco's and get jaffa cakes

/jealousy

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

jaffa cakes freak me

out

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)

I like them

You can also get real cheese

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)

don't you

have real cheese?

I just had soem lovely cheddar on toast - with onions and some chilli oil

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)

/jealousy

it just isn't the same here.

I should never have tried any of yours.

I've found a close substitute, but it's incredibly expensive

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)

how

weird

I pretty much survive on cheese

and beer

mainly cheese

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)

I also miss your bacon and sausages

and the cheap sainsbury's pizza. And the candy

You have better food.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)

you'll

just have to come here to live

(and drop off some nutella on your way past - I can pay you in cheese)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)

are you sure you want our nutella?

I didn't try any there, but ours is made in New Jersey, which pretty much guarantees that it's a different recipie than the original.

I'll trade you though, in an instant.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)

and I really doubt I'll ever get to live there

I think to live there long term, you have to marry someone from there.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)

make it two jars of nutella

and you can be my bride of green card convieniance

I even have a cupboard you could make your palace

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)

hehehehe

:)

I think I'll pass, thanks though.

After I finish pub scheduler, I think I'm going to code a b3tan food exchange so we can all request food and trade sending stuff back and forth. May need a few more people over here though.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)

hmph

it is a very nice cupboard

it has a shelf

and some hooks.

mmmmm b3tan foreign food o matic sounds good

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)

yes,

considering all the food I had to carry over there (I could have put 1 suitcase inside the other on the way home) I think it would go well

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

indeed.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

number 2

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

the sad thing is

it makes me want to wank either way, just sit still!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)

are you just messing with lighting and hair

or are you changing the facial features?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)

it's the same model i don't add anything from other images

the stubble is created by
Select area
darken using brightnest contrast
Add noise
sharpen
touch up using dodge and burn

Earing and hair
removed via clone tool

Eyebrow
copy and paste eyebrow
transform
3% erase to adjust shape
burn to add shadow underneath

Eye (nightmare)
pixel by pixel reduce thicknes of eyelashes (not very succesful)
decrease mascrara and length of eyelashes via clone tool

Lips
selected then used colour balance to reduce lipstick colour

Chin cleft
small brush burn 3%

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

cool :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)

that was an awful lot

to type in, too

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)

:0)

i kept forgetting bits and had to edit

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)

hehehe :)

good thing I wasn't paying too close attention then

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)

blimey

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)

im sorry

had to be done

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)

oh dear

heheheheh :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)

hehehehe

fantastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)

no.

(Midgetbreeder, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)

it must be liberating

to laugh at the most powerful dipshit in the world

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)

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