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# I don't know


..I wanted a Beadle hand, but all the pictures of him in google don't show it, oddly enough.

So this is a lupus hand.

Eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# my friend
has lupus...
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# I'm sorry
for your friend.

I don't know whether I'm making fun of deformities or promoting them - hey check out my fucked-up hand! doesn't it look cool?

..hopefully the latter. Could somebody with a physical deformity give me a first-hand opinion?

(monster horse cocks don't count)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# i'm not offended or anything (well, i wouldn't be)
it just reminded me about her (not seen her for a while)

in fact, i'm going to call her tomorrow

see? you've done a good thing, i wouldn't have thought that otherwise
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# "hey!"
"saw a big lupus hand on a website and thought of you!"

i don't know why they don't make greeting cards like that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# what the hell is lupus?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# an autoimmune disorder
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# what the hell is lupus?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)
# your immune system
attacks your organs and joints and things.

It basically means your body destroys itself because it doesn't recognize that it's your own tissue
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# look it up lazy butt.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# an odd disorder
with the immune system

my friend has to have a kidney removed in a couple of months - which is a bit shite at 21
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Arf!
"they" might not, but I might..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# what the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that is one fucked up hand....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)
# well that's nice.
it's mean mr. bean.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# howdy all.
i've been at the scotch and crappily, yet descriptively,
at the paintmashimation


previous non-scotch-induced mashings #8 #7 #6 #5 #4 #3 #2 #1

evening all, howahya?
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrr!
wish I was too.
(drunk that is)

..otherwise, fine..

nice animashing!

#6 recursive is my favourite so far - I am not a number! you are number six..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# yass
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# i'm sorry...
"yass"?
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)
# sorry
now I've been listening to G&S
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# i just feared
it was a semi-faulty "yarr".
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# nah
I got tired of hearing that in Edinburgh, so I've stopped saying it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# i can imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrr!
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# woop!
how ya be?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# i be
full of laphroaig goodness, yarr..
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# yarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# yar!
that's pretty good for the work of a drunk man :)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# if you look at the others
you'll see how crap it is in comparison
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# I can't
do things like that sober
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# hm.
practice practice scotch practice.

works for me.

how are things slightly south?
haven't seen you about inna bit.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# I was home for a while without much computer access
things are alright, semester's just started and I'm savoring the quiet before the storm
how's you?
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# m'okay
we had our minibash which was cool.
think the pics are linked in sosumi's profile if you haven't seen them.

i think i need to go back to school myself.
i find this whole "work" thing distasteful.

that and i am teaching myself the banjo for one of my secret projects / lifelong dreams
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)
# banjo?
this scares me.
We should still try to have a bash of sorts in Philly -- did you say you could maybe possibly come down for one?
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# to quote S.E. (but with an entirely different context)
I would.

i would need proper notice to make it happen though
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# yarr.
Boston is pretty far away.
If evs is ever on anymore, I'll ask him about it.
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# he was on last night.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# curses
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# i would as well with proper notice.
it's closer to me than CA.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)
# oh, wonderful
if anything's ever planned, I'll try and weasel it onto the front page so it's easier to attract people
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)
# i doubt much weaseling will be necessary ; )
really you just have to be annoyingly persistent.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# i'm developing
a cheating way of doing them

the results so far are promising
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# CHEATING!?

what's this then?
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# if i told you
i'd have to kill you
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# i have developed a slight "cheat"
although i have only employed it on two of the pics.

and it's not really a cheat though, as all the actual images are still drawn with the spraycan in paint...

i've said too much
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# i've almost sorted out a
process that makes a normal image 'yakmonkeyfied' in *counts* about 7 clicks and a couple of key presses

so there :)
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# that's definite cheating then
Pecker was doing some of that and saying he actually did them proper.

www.b3ta.com/board/1851019

but i believe he just filtered a previous image in photoshop
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# yeah i saw
that - that's what made me want to have a go :)
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# here, have a nice pic of bury for a change.


about the only one actually. i found a site that had loads of pictures of burnt out cars from round my area, but no scenic ones....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# ooh
that is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# its right in the centre of bury that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# there are lots and lots of churches in the uk
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# see that big white cross at the bottom middle of the pic?
well thats where they put the wreathes for the war memorial service they hold in town. and one time, a few days after the service, i was walking home with a mate when we saw all these skater kids grinding on the steps, and fucking the wreathes up, so we went over and threatened to kick the shit out of them if they didnt show a bit of respect, and they promptly ran away.

the ironic part is, two days later i threw up and passed out on those very steps on my way home from a largeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee night out....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# i wasnt face down in it or anything....
i threw up, then fell on a bit that wasnt covered in sick. I was woken up about two hours later by a passing policeman. funnily enough, the £3.60 had dissappeared out of my pocket too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# well from the sound of it
you're lucky you didn't get injured
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# i probably did, i was jsut too pissed to notice.
the number of times i used to wake up with either mine, or someone elses blood on me just got beyond a joke. hence me not getting drunk anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# probably best
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# pillow time

night night
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)
# night night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)
# goodnight : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# yawn
night
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# night.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Meerjet
Book your flight today!
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# yay!
puntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I think they should make me or you a mod
so we could FP things that get posted at these kind of times....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# they should
i want my first FP
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# there are two night time mods
and pep usually goes back in the morning.

I don't think they'll ever give it to either of us
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# well they wouldnt give it to me.......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# nor me
I helped tef that once
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# oh yeah.......
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# what's this about then?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I posted a link to a bit of code
that added "I love kitty meow meow" to your name if you clicked it.

Still some of the other mods have done worse...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# haha!
i'm sorry i missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# it was great fun
and he went to extra lengths so that he didn't take peoples passwords, which was actually the easier thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# i love
skies like that...

the meerkat comes a close second
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# wooooooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# yay!
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# That's great!
sehr woo..

but I fear it somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# up up
and away!
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# that am good
wooopla
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Hmm speaking of Nazi's


I always thought the iron cross looked like a birdie, its been stuck in me head all day.
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# sort the biiiiiig white space out there.
although the file size isnt too big anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# release ze eagles!
ze allies are coming!
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# the allies tactics to defeat the nazis in africa were unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# yes
they literally erased the top halves of some of their own troops' heads.
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# hehehehe
..wouldn't Domokun be part of the Axis?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# where would you
attatch the wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# Grow anywhere
on him a glove would fit.

(Uncle Bill)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# you are fnording.
and i think it's funny ; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# frankly
it worries me
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# I'm Fnord!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# hmm
doesn't quite work
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# the fact that i may be meeting fnord on friday
after you've said that - kinda worries me even more :P
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# nah
he's cool. we are very similar though :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# bad thing is
if i do get along to meet them - i won't be able to get there til at least 10:30pm, by which point they will all be quite obliterated
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# not fnord
he doesn't get drunk.

it's not like me. I don't drink. he does, it just doesn't affect him
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# but
by then:

- supermoore will be at his "WTFAYBOA?" stage
- verbal will be sitting quietly ingesting guinness through his hands via osmosis
- and the guy i don't know will have fleed in fear
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# hahaha :)
nah, fnord is staying with moore I think.

the first two statements are probably right though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# the fact that the phrase "fnording" was understood
worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# raaar!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# DOMO!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# your post rate is pretty phenomenal....
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# after this long i am anti-lurking
.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# have some pretty pics
I took of minneapolis and then shopped together poorly





click for full size
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# my dial-up is pissy
I'm reserving this spot for comments.

Oh they're lovely. Nice quality too : )

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# do you want me to linkify completely?
they aren't really that big, so I thought it would be ok...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# nah
i'll suffer through.

it's usually not this bad.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# ok
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# i'm on dial up
they took a little while, but not annoyingly so
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# yeah
they really aren't very big.

I probably should have made thumbnails, but couldn't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# panoramatastic
:)
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# lots of places
where I couldn't get it quite right. :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# i tried it a
couple of weeks ago in a nice valley near me.

the results were poor.
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I learned a lot
about adjusting colors in photoshop doing that, so it was worthwhile.

There were just a couple of panels I gave up on
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# they look really nice.
i can't tell where they've been shopped at all.
then again, i have an untrained eye compared to a lot of folks around here.

pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# aww
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# It looks like a wonderful place to live.
A lot cleaner than most of the cities I've ended up in.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# It's very clean
but it's also quite cold in the winter.

i'd like to go back to colorado or arizona or new mexico
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Cold I can cope with.
I moved up to the Scotlands because I was too hot in England.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# The average high here in January
is -6 C

The average high here in July is 28 C

I'd prefer somewhere more temperate, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# i'd recommend manchester
if it wasn't shit
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I would have stayed in Flagstaff
but there were no jobs
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i'd recommend manchester
if there were jobs

:(
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# I don't think I can move to the uk
as much as I'd like to.

And I wouldn't choose manchester, based on what I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i wouldnt choose manchester,
based on what ive seen, heard and been a part of.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I'd live in London, Leeds or Edinburgh
they were nice
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# londons not a million miles away from manchester.
there are some really nice parts and some total fucking slums.

like manc. theres some really nice parts of manc. Like Timperley.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# timperley is nice
but it's next to wythenshawe, which isn't
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# ok :)
what I saw of london was nice. I stayed in Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# that's an incredibly nice campus
very green
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# yeah
they've put up fences now that school's started. you can still sit on the grass, but you can't walk across the big patches, so they don't get worn.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# we've got orange pipes all over the place
as they're revamping the plumbing here.
Makes for lots of amusing stumbles if you sit and watch for a while :)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# hehehehe
some of the buildings are just odd though.

The ee building and the art museum are the oddest
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# have some pictures of bury. the happiest place on earth.




(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# hehehe
I have one that says to keep children and pets off the grass..

that's the real reason it's so green

you really shouldn't touch the river though. The Mississippi is famous for being dirty. And mark twain (the river, though maybe the dirtiness too)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# and jeff buckley
is still floating about in there somewhere

which is a bummer
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# a few uni students
were killed and thrown in there last year...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# my mates dad found a woman floating face down in the lido about 8 years ago.
dickybird is great though. There were 3 murders there last year, all drug related. and just recently, a friend of a friend was attacked by three guys, two carrying machetes, one with a chainsaw, and hes now in a critical condition in hospital having just had two of his limbs sewn back on. I love this fucking place.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# yikes :(
I don't think I'm going to come visit you, if that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# no worries.
also, this week, a guy my drummer went to school with has been arrested for stabbing a 22 year old to death with a screwdriver.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# its all go in bury!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# thats actually the nice part of bury.
I should find some pictures from up dickybird, the area juuuuuust next to where I live. charming little place that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# hehehe :)
I don't live in the best part of the city, but it isn't the worst part, either
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# that second one cracks me up.
i've never heard of "toxic algae".
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I have
that's why you can't go swimming off the east coast sometimes

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# no kidding?
hmmm....the things you learn on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# Luckily
I live in Edinburgh, which is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# is that taken from
edinburgh castle?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# Yes, looking towards Arthur's Seat
("We open our show with a panoramic view of King Arthur's Seat in glorious technicolour" --Round the Horne)

The lump at the bottom is the cannon I was sitting on to take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# yes it is :)
we walked part way up that.

Did I meet you ?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# 3.5 MB pythonesque clicky of spacefish on that hill
www.tc.umn.edu/~hilch001/IM000924.AVI
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# A quick and dirty shop
while I was trying to do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# hehehe
:)

taxis dance?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# :)
happens dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# *does a happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
#
in the right circums dance
so would I.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# yarr
That's woo that is:), that it IS what I think it is...
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Killer Killed For Killing Killer
(tpoh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# yep
they did

it was the President's brother though. What did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Is this an American thing?
or am I just being dense?
or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# This guy killed an abortion doctor
he was executed in florida today
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Well, to be precise...
He killed the doctor and his driver. Thus, it's life: 0 - Death: 3
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Guy killed
an abortion provider, he was executed a couple hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Thanks
to you and to kitty.
I'd never heard of him.


Hmm: Life: 0 -- Death: 2
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# In his own words...
...from the creepily-titled Army of God website.
(tpoh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# Bunny
Say Hi To Bunny!

Say Bye To Bunny!
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hi to bunny
bye to bunny
goodnight to everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# hi!
you are cwaaaazy....


bye!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Silly Bunny...
...it is not spring yet.
(tpoh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# boing!
hi, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Woo to the bunny.
It's evolved to catch speeding carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# um, excuse me, waiter?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# "there's soup on my baby"
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# that soup
looks awful
the baby's cute though
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
#
Pee soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# if kittens could talk
"hello mum!"
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# they're cute
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# "Hello!"
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# spot on with your timing
there, er, mum!
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# that was
comically frightening
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# ha!
i can always count on you to put my feelings into words.

will you continue to be my verbal sentiment?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# at a price
obviously
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# "the revolution will prevail!"
"viva los gatos!"
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# yes they are cute.
but for some reason I want them to say FNNNARPP as well... I think everything is better off making that noise, even me!
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# you've had
a lot of soda today, haven't you?
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Not at all
no! why would you suggest that?!
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# i found
www.b3ta.com/board/1907046

more comical
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# rub it in
why don't you

I will now obsessively check every reference I make, ever.
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Aww,
they be lovely.

G'wan, add them
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# a dolphird, just drying off after a swim
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# he looks
very disinterested
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# thats a look of pride
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# id be proud of myself with such a remarkable plumage too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# he smells a bit, but he has a heart of gold.
/python
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# wensleydale?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# moscow?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# not if it rolls
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# but what if
it oscillates?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# you get milkshakes
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# and the by-product of milkshakes
which is, of course, petroleum
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# milk powered cars?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# better than a
sock-powered marmoset
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# ear socks?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# no
ear glasses
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# I was very close to registering
earso.cx one night...


those are terribly strange.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# i can't remember
how i came to find them

:(
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# nor do I...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# possibly
(i really don't know)
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# don't worry
it was a jump to the cheese shop sketch.

I was trying to think of a more obscure one, but couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# south venuezuelan beaver cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# that's ok
i'm suprised i remembered that one.
but not so much that i used it out of context.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I've seen them all though
I should remember more.

My mind isn't working right, I hope the fever goes away soon, it's really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# awww poor kitty....
i just got over a nasty bug.
for about 2 days there was something rotten in the state of cwethan.

feel better soon : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# thanks :)
I've had this for more than a week now

airport syndrome, I think
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# that's an ouzel
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# oooh
I wonder what kind of noise it makes?
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# FFFFNNNAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!
i imagine
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# along with
the chiming of tiny bells
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# i think that goes
without saying
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# and twinkle lights.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# what noise do they make?
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# that depends
on whether there are moths around.


*i can't spell
**or type with grammatical correctness
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I imagine
moths sound like Spores

*fwip fwip fwip*

(I check my references before I post, why do you ask? ;)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# that's fwip!
fwip fwip fwip
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# I keep playing with this photo

just because I love the look on Han's face
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# whos that guy^
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# LiquidMetalJoe
he's on the board every once in a while
also my brother
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# is he the
gecko?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# yes!
he's also a smashing tap dancer
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Joe's antics
are pleasing

you should reveal more
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# what?
you mean like lift the leg of my jeans?
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# don't
scare me like that
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# you do have
very pleasing socks
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# his names LiquidMetalJoe?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# yes
as I'm all for anono....aninomit...aninmon....preserving people's privacy
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I hope for your sake
that you got the looks...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# oi!
them's fighing words...


Joe's actually very handsome, the picture doesn't do him justice
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# i've seen pics of knitwit
i would she seems like a nice girl
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# you would anything though.



got a linky?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
#
link to her site on her profile...

and no, i'm quite fussy
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# I'm begining to feel
quite uncomfortable with this

(that's $1 a minute to look at the site)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# if PMGT is sniffing around
you really should be uncomfortable
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# i resent that remark.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1907045
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# why does he almost have my name?
LiquidMetalJoe

PointyMetalTom
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I think he's liquid metal like
that guy in Terminator 2
except without the killing and the large ears
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# that's nothing like your name
he's obviously mercury and Joe
and you're some other metal and tom
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# i have mercury in my veins
im THAT metal.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# ooh
mercury is poisonous to people though.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# tom isn't people
FACT
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# yeah
but he ought to be careful. If he gets cut, it'll poison us all!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# ohhh
If I tip you onto the floor will your mercury spill all over the place, and be impossible to clean?
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# wow....
thief.. THEIFF, with two F's mind you! Yer pointy, and I'm the liquid one, let's leave it at that, or else.....mwuahahaha
/lightning
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# kinell!
bit harsh innit mate?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# my god
what's shopped?
what's real?
what day is it?
Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# yes
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# your secret ist revealed.
ha HA!

*sound of laughter and breaking glass*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# thats no han
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# That
's a space station! too late?
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# none of those hands have faces
he does look extrordinarily bored
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# hehe
the original has a coconut (from the site I posted earlier that has since died)
and he looks so offended at the very mention of someone giving him a fuzzy brown fruit....
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# coconut?
that isn't ssg or sargant...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# no
we made our own coconut pilgrimage, which isn't half as good as SSG and Sargant's
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# ah :)
ok then.

I should do something like that, only there's only one of me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# you could get random people
to hold the coconut?
that was our original idea, but we were too wimpy to carry it out
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# I could
stop spoiling my excuses for hiding in my apartment all day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# go for it!
the world needs more coconut hijinks :)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# nah
it'd feel too much like copying. I have to come up with my own ideas
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Mum... Dad...
There's someone I'd like you to meet.

Woo!
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Hmm
I think my parents would be quite pleased if I brought HIM home! Look at the size of his blaster!
(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# you filthy youngster!
'lo you :)
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# the vans may not have been up to much
but the adverts were ace
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# hehe

BTW - where is my little icon?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# antigua
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Blimmy,
can anyone loan me 50p for the buss?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# yeah
but you have to come to minnesota to get it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Im just nippin'
on the bus now, i'll be down in 10, is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# yep
sure thing

as long as you don't mind messes too much
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Nah', not at all...
i'll just put some clothes on now then, be there soon.

Ohh', put on a cuppa tea while your at it please.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# sure thing
see you soon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# jamaica?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# moscow?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# nah
jaffa cakes
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# i would
post that photo - but you'd hate me
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# who says I don't already ;)
I don't, really :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Can anyone lend me 50p to get the bus to minnesota ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# you don't hate me?
i'm obviously not trying hard enough then...
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# This'll separate the men from the Geeks

My first post in ages, but I've been lurking... Biggus Clickus
(Scary Dave, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# mars
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Yar
Just a shame I couldn't find the more modern font. I was also not sure whether or not to leave the brand name on. Didn't want to make it *tooo* obvious.
(Scary Dave, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# oooh are we playing jepoardy!
...What is Mars.
(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# someone mention adam ant?

apprentice dandy highwaymen have their moments..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# v nice indeed
TJ:

Which is better? X-Men films or The Matrix films?

EDIT Come on you bloody lurkers! Express your opinions! It's important! I'm on MSN to a mate and I need ammo against the matrix ideally...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# tough call.
personally, id go with matrix, cos some of the x men really annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# But how about
when Neo goes in after the bullet? That blew hard...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# yeah, that was a bit shit.
but explainable i suppose. They were in the matrix after all, and he is the one. plus, when you consider its based loosely around the story of christ and religion, there was obviously gonna be a ressurection in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# he had a resurrection
in the first fillum... did he have another unauthorised one?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# the bit where he brings trinity back from the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# i've not seen the second one
so you've spoilt it for me

you utter bastard
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I've not seen the xmen
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# I'd have to side with the Matrix
Although I'd like to see Picard vs. Gandalf, round 3.
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# a slow bandwagon, but a bandwagon nonetheless

PS, i can't fucking hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# his fingers
look weirder than mine

i can dislocate mine at will - the ladies love it

i'm single :|
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I once broke the little finger on my left hand in a fight
and now it can bend almost 45 degrees out from the side of my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I showed you my trick thumb
right?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# nooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# I thought I did
I was just thinking I could find my camera and do a little two frame anim though...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# does it explode?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# no
not as such...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# woo!
nice bendy finger action there!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# did you know
giant hamsters are invading china?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# RAR!
and all these years they were afraid of their children!!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# but who do you think
is financing the invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
#
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom muushroom

ARGH SNAKE
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# you'd better
fucking believe it
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I'm afraid of their children too
though not in the physical sense.

They're just willing to work a lot harder than I am. There are only two americans in our group at uni..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# i've always feared
the chinese ... 100% of inappropriate and unsubstantiated FACT
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I'm not really afraid of them
I'm afraid of the high standards they set.

I'm mediocre, through and through
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# no. thats fucking cool
is this gc yet?
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030903/ap_on_hi_te/britain_amphibious_car_3
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# that's fucking cool
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# i can do that in my car.
except i sink.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# you have a car?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# not anymore........
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# you got rid of
the sierra already?
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# i drove it into the thames, trying to have an amphibious car.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# that was a long drive (by uk standards)
isn't there a closer river?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# the nearest river to me is the irwell.
and there are already too many ford fiestas and transit vans in there. If I drove a car in there, I just keep going along the top and over the other side...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# well
no real reason to have an amphibious car then
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# the puddles in bury
are a sight to behold
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hmmm
why do I get the feeling I'm glad I didn't go there or manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# becuase i'm there
obviously :P
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
muggings and cars in rivers and puddles
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# it was actually really nice weather down here over the last few weeks.
although there were still muggings and cars in rivers.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# true story
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# haha
made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Pigeon Popping!

Okay that's a little gross, I admit.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!


wheres NMU?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Michigan
Updated Profile... Check.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# huzzah!
another midwestern b3tan :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# hurray!
not long off your first midwestern bash!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Cool, I lived in MN for the summer.
Moving back there when I graduate in Dec. Nice place!
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# yay
I prefer the west, though.

That would make 3 minnesotan b3tans that I know of, though I've only seen the other one on the board once
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ahhhh, that makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# sky rat!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# An ex's mate from uni
reckoned that the reason you never see a baby pidgeon is because all pidgeons are secretly cctv camera carrying robots as a part of big brother keeping track of it's populace.

She was adamant about it...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# hmm
you should have told her to dismantle one then. That would prove her point if it were just all robotics.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Now there's
a very good point...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# why do i get the feeling that said friend was part of reason for ex becoming ex?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# exes are
fucking weird

FACT
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# lo dood.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Agreed.
And seconded.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# yes
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# the fact that i got
female acknowledgement from that FACT makes me even more determined about the FACT's authenticity

thank you :)
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# women speak the truth.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# PMGT
speaks the truth
100% FACT
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# You, my good man,
are clearly a liar much like those who carry two X chromosomes.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# oooh
fight! fight!
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I'm a lover
not a fighter
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# you've been listening
to G&S haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# And G&S
are who exactly?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Giovanni and Sebastian
just sounds like something they'd say.

linky coming up

edit: click quick, it's on angelfire, so limited bandwidth

www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy/02_-_Giovanni_and_Sebastian_Dancing_With_Mr_T.mp3%3Cbr%3E
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# On its way
cheers petal.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DWARF.
That's who.
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# well, I highly doubt those women were lying when they said "I want you to stop following me"
or "no thank you, i dont want to see your penis."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# I can't argue
with that
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Your
honour
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'd even go as far
as to say it's ready for it's percentage rating.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I only have one truely weird one
so I don't think it's universal
my other ex is actually a nice guy, go figure
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# one of my exes
went clinically mental not long after i left her

my last ex now specialises in nude self portrait photography

i really wish both of them had taken these things up before i left them*

*before they hated me
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Will I have seen
any of her chuff work?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# actually, you may have
remember they used to have (until a few months ago) a lod of photos of bands on the far wall in the roadhouse? she took all them ... before she went mental
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Well i remember the photos
and she took the lot?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# she did
her site

i'm on there somewhere, but i'm not saying where
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Here?
www.straightface.co.uk/portraits/02.htm
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# nope
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Ah jeez...
I think there's one of her and a cucumber...

She's a bit arty ain't she?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# yep, that's her
told you she was mental
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# yes,


here
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# are you never going
to get tired of that?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# never ever.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Actually no
her mate was actually more fun to be around, that was partly why she's now an ex.

EDIT Ok, real reason she's an ex is because she felt that we as a couple were going nowhere and that she was wasting her life with me. I was fed up of her shit. End of story.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# bosh. the truth is outed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i resent that remark.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

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