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# Bush Monkey
More celebrity-animal hybrid fun...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:57, archived)
# quality
absolute quality
(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:27, archived)
# awesome
just awesome
(tristan, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:19, archived)
# Where's your head at?
Someone's been watching Basement Jaxx videos way too much 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:23, archived)
# New Media, Schmoo media
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# I don't think that MSN
let you post images from their webspace. Bit like Geocities et al.
So no-one else will be able to see them...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
# I can see the b3ta max and i think
it kicks ass.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# I see it
but I couldn't 10 minutes ago... maybe MSN have come over all nice and friendly...
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# ahhhh.
that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# Did you
have to fiddle with that, or did it just come through on its own andy?
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)
# Me?
I've not been fiddling... :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)
# Kerrrr
ching!
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:19, archived)
# You know that Andyk,
he'll fiddle with pretty much anything...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:16, archived)
# Forgot to make it public when I first posted it
Duh! Sorted now anyhoo....
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)
# Bear steals penguin...
But kitty steals bear...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:30, archived)
# Excellent
very very good
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# that picture
is beautiful.... aaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)
# you just can't fight the beauty
of that picture.
No you can't.

right, that's it, I'll take you all on.
Outside now, the lot of you.

oh.
sorry. Just tried to go xmas shopping. It wasn't easy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:17, archived)
# That pic...
...is the best thing EVER.
(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Errr
Don't think that site is for real......
(Slacker, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)
# ...
youre not real

maybe youre a cyborg
(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)
# I really should get out more
durrrrrrrrrrrr
(Slacker, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# i do know how, im doing it right now
b3ta ate my balls
(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:16, archived)
# OUCH!
that site hurt my eyes...
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# almost burnt my
crappy modem out looking at that
(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:48, archived)
# hey Rob...
How about a bit of Javascript to pick a random logo for the top of the page each time you reload?  That way we get to see everybody's contribution...
Something like this should do it:
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.2">
pics = new Array();
pics[0] = "http://sideburns.8m.com/images/b3ta.gif";
pics[1] = "http://website.lineone.net/~toad777/b3t.jpg";
pics[2] = "http://website.lineone.net/~toad777/b3t1.jpg";
...
Document.write("<IMG SRC = '" + pics[Math.floor(Math.random() * no of pictures)] + "'>");
</SCRIPT>
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)
# ummm
Isn't that whats already happening?

it is on mine anyway...
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:54, archived)
# or maybe not...
:o\
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:57, archived)
# B3TA Chrimbo logo
(Stan Sideburns, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:32, archived)
# yeah! I like that
you can't beat snow on a logo.
I used to design rubbish magazines where they made me do that by force.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:23, archived)
# Sick but funny website
Very Sick / Very Funny
From Chris Morris I believe


thesmokehammer.warprecords.com/
(northern monkey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:32, archived)
# It's not sick
and it's not funny. The man's lost it, I fear...
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:12, archived)
# anybody got...
... the original image of that kitty scampering in the green field?
I love that image.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:26, archived)
# b3ta bear
(fatskier, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:21, archived)
# crab meat. It's the chicken of the sea
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:05, archived)
# I think you'll find that
this is chicken of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:35, archived)
# Is this the crab of the land then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)
# What does that mean?
If you put a chicken in the sea does it morph into a crab? Or if you put chicken eggs in the sea they hatch as crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)
# at 40mph
it could have been saved.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# is that a cat driving
that i can see in the mirror.
Poor wee fish.
Chips anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:01, archived)
# One for the Rascal...

Didn't have enough of lunch hour left to do more to it though.
(Nacho, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:13, archived)
# Quality
out standing quality
(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:20, archived)
# That's my mouth
and eyes on the monkey. Don't I have beautiful teeth?
(They're not really mine...)
And that's Aaron's hands on the monkey. Trot on, Basil, trot on. NOOOOO lunch is over.
(Nacho, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:21, archived)
# Gas Mask quality
to the right animal
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Is there a big version
of the lying down polar bear ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:06, archived)
# nah, sorry
only got that version
(fatskier, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:39, archived)
# Oh and I bet
youve already been here... www.polarbearworld.com
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Thank you for the music
I read the board/site last Friday and wrote this about some of the things I read about there. So thanks.

homepage.mac.com/wbaltyn/analysis/thought/sophistry.html
(einekleine, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:03, archived)
# Kevin Bacon is a sex god
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:34, archived)
# Watch out - he sucks...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:55, archived)
# how good is this animal?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:31, archived)
# we used to have one of those at home.
My dads got cool fish in the pond. They let you stroke their noses.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:35, archived)
# then
they eat your face
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:45, archived)
# ah.. so that's where
it went.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)
# YES
That animal is decent
(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:19, archived)
# it has changeable mouth
attachments, rather like a dyson cleaner. This one is for cleaning small crabs underbellies
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:54, archived)
# Like
some kind of aquatic blow job
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# Sorry i had to

http://www.our-pets.net/primatestore/monkeypictures2.htm
This could be a good scource for images!
(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:09, archived)

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