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[challenge entry] Disco Jesus
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# take away
the beard and make up and youve got ellis bextor
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:42, archived)
# this lunchtime drink..
wos the nearest tube?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)
# Farringdon
Then go up farringdon, past the guardian office, and the exmouth arms is in the little pedestrianised bit opposite Mount Pleasant Sorting Office.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)
# Farringdon, Angel, or Kings X
Listed in order of distance.

Estimated walking times:

Farringdon: 10 mins
Angel: 12 mins
Kings X: 15 mins
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)
# Kings X?
only about an hour from here by train..
Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)
# Come wifey
Pep will be there. I'm going to drag her -kicking & screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:30, archived)
# wifey wifey wifey!
come! Bring the family! Bring soup.... and a straight snake...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:32, archived)
# It's very tempting...
but it takes us about an hour just to get ready to go to tescoes..
Maybe next week when the mother-in-law is here babysitting...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)
# I dream't about the B3TA folks
Last night and every body lived in a tube station and was vaugely Canadian. I'm sorry that I can't be more specific.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 7:28, archived)
# I grew up in Wolverhampton
It was as dull as Canada...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 7:31, archived)
# yay
ditch work, i'll see you there.
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)
# rob...
howamigonnarecognise youlot?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)
# He will be
the one wearing fingercrabs
(twelveways, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)
# ok. I'll have a finger crab
... and red hair. I'm outed! I'm a ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# i thought everyone on the board was
ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 6:10, archived)
# Im not
Im an albino
(twelveways, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 6:14, archived)
# Ginger headedness
Don't get too down on yourself ginger, the great Tony Hart had a fine head of red hair before it turned white. I even heard a rumor the Lord God Jesus Christ was one of you ginger brothers. But due to ginger bigotry 2000 years ago it is never mentioned in the bible.
(Dancingmonkeyboy, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# I hope someones taking a camera
I wanna be able to turn you all into fish and monkeys and things.
(twelveways, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus
He died that he may be Bjorn again...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)
# Is the woman on Jesus's knee a ventriloquist's dummy?
What would Jesus be making her say?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)
# All yea who enter here
Shall not perish but will have everlasting life.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# ..
"Ni! Ni! Ni!"
(dagnabbit, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# Time to lynch the surveyor!
Thought this was funny even without being doctored... maybe I'm just warped.

(fwumpbungle, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:02, archived)
# mine collapse
this is near my home...
its from a place in New Zealand calles Waihi
(tristan, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 11:05, archived)
# Foetal fun for all the family
Make a dead baby look good this Xmas
(twelveways, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the b3ta saviour
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:49, archived)
# that penguin
is smug.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:56, archived)
# that penguin looks
really muscle-y.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# Is that
how you like your penguins pep?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:59, archived)
# hell yeah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)
# Bad luck, I believe he's celebate
although if you're a young boy, and he's a priest type celebate you may be in luck..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] agh
and I'm trying to do work today. OK two from me then I'm outta here.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:49, archived)
# Nice suit.
Is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)
# I wish
Unfortunately I am not nearly as suave.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)
# Is that the chap from Menswear?
Or Jesus at Burtons?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)
# Now that's one suave mofo.
Clean as a broke-dick dawg.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)
# I know...
aha! So this is where you spend your time lurking about, andyK. I heard you'd left J****s - didn't know you were such a photoshopper.
(thorpe, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 7:13, archived)
# Saviour
(twelveways, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:33, archived)
# That's not Jesus
that's one of the BeeGees.
(james, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:34, archived)
# Or is it . . .
That bloke off of "My Two Dads"
(milk_explosion, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Christmas - so why not photoshop Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] He looks very like
llb
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:48, archived)
# email from Tony Hart's Manager - on questioning him on whether Tony was doing the Interview
"Dear boy! Do you want miracles? He spent yesterday at the Abbey with the
Children of Courage, and he has been in the City today working with a ad
agency. You will hear from me when he has even had time to look at the pages
of questions you sent me, which I passed on to him today."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:04, archived)
# "dear boy!" !! he sounds like a fantastic bloke...
do you think he has an open necked shirt with a cravat?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:11, archived)
# I would put
good money on the ownership of a velvet smoking jacket.

Do you think he's Uncle Monty from Withnail and I?
(james, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:23, archived)
# Did he really address you as 'Dear boy'?
How delightfully camp!  For some reason, 'Uncle Monty' from 'Withnail and I' springs to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:20, archived)
# I want
his phone number.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:56, archived)
# Uncle Monty
Sounds quite like Lord Rochester from "Plunkett & Macleane" too...
(pathwalker, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)
# As you lot are talking about beards
the internet classic cat/beard thing has been updated in a b3ta stylee
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:59, archived)
# AIR are so cool...
Did anybody see the bloke with the bear-proof suit at the Ignobel prize award ceremony a few years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:04, archived)
# I hear the furtive bear
half-inched it.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:07, archived)
# Not too far from the mark...
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99991637
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:24, archived)
# And the thrilling conclusion...
http://www.t3network.co.uk/news1.asp?news_id=1305
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:27, archived)
# Right you are...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# woo
Skeletons that you drag around. Quite cool.
(james, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:49, archived)
# that
is damn good. I like it. I like it lots. Clever buggers, these web folk.
(dagnabbit, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:06, archived)
# Do any of you guys
know of any decent, online payment services I can chuck on my website to sell goods via credit debit card that dont have ridiculous subscription fees?

and a pic for you
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:39, archived)
# B3ta Lunch Time Drink

wish I could go - who will bring the girls if I can't make it?
(roboto, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:54, archived)
# And here's me
living in Oxford and working in Swindwon. So near, and yet so far. *sob* I can almost smell the beer...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:52, archived)
# Kudos..
to you for thinking about beer at 6.54 am.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:23, archived)
# *sob sob sob*
I'm stuck in sunny Staines.

But I wish I could
(james, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] put this in the archive and smoke it
(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 22:03, archived)
# You started
shaving yet, sonny?
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:02, archived)
# uhm
what the hell shaving have to do with this, dumbass

but yes, i shave when i feel like it
i shaved my pubic hairs the other day too, so yeah its kinda itchy down there and my internet girlfriend prefers the hair so yeah.
(CA13DL, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:27, archived)
# Sorry, I meant
"What's your problem with gays, you little twerp?"
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:43, archived)
# bands eh?
My friend has his own little band its worth listening to, good trance style.
artists.mp3s.com/artists/121/neuron_implosion.html
(Oxyacetylene, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 21:55, archived)
# Or if you wanna go Lo-Fi...
ThingsinHerds
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:25, archived)
# You gotta check out this new band
Free Mp3's
(Snowden, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:47, archived)
# Chomp
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 19:07, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho
Here are a couple of pics.




I'm off for the weekend and I'd love to see what can be done with them by the time I get back on Monday.

See www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ for my own little try.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:21, archived)
# I've heard that these
are quiet elusive and worth a fortune if you can find one...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:01, archived)

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