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# The Royal Academy Orchestra...
...must feel quite embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# How terrible is this???
Cliff air-guitaring alongside Brian May while S Club 7 look vaguely lost because no-one's programmed them properly for this...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)
# badly done pictoral message
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:19, archived)
# He's on at 21.15?
Minutes are ticking by...

Fiver says he only gets to perform "Dreamer" cos it's not too OTT for the public.

Oh, Cliff, what HAVE you done?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# it was more of a
ozzy-now thing

shoot the sound guy by the way
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# agreed...
he should have jammed all the mic frequencies an hour ago!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)
# That's a relief...
When he started saying "Comic Relief single" I expected Hale & Pace.


Fies my Soul?

(ed: My imagination, or did some of the crowd sing "GET DOWN"?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)
# no
that was me
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)
# He doesn't think much of Lennox:
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)
# mmm
otters
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# Heheh
Look at 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)
# during this lull...
..while Lennox does her competent-but-a-bit-dull thing,

a thought...

Who is in the audience for this?

The tix were pricy, and the bill is so varied that you are guaranteed to hate at least 2/3 of it, whatever your taste. (assuming that anyone was actually doing a good job, of course).

Is the audience completely composed of non-musical clotheared southern twats who actually think they're seeing something great?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)
# I applied for tickets
Glad I didn't get them now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)
# Southern, yes...
...but the Southerners I'm aware of there will probably share our views, but be drowned out by the masses of brainless corporate shills there.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)
# OZZY
NOW
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Woo they just showed the pond
But all the ducks have fucked off. Who's fault was that?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)
# talking of ducks
i was talking about archimedeseses with one of my friends on saturday, and it turns out he got detention for installing deskduck on his school machines, back in the day. was deskduck designed as a tool for social disruption?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# Actually it was
To piss off the then Roger Wilson, head techy at Acorn. He used wander over to my bit of Acorn and check out all the silly pointless programs I used to write. We got in an argument about animation, with him insisting you needed to deliver a constant 25 frames per second and me insisting it was dependent on some good drawing. I won. And then he did Acorn Replay which was well dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# s club juniors
who think there fit?
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)
# You can cut that right out!
We do have some morals left here y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)
# Wow, big budget this, innit?
A promo for a musical, pop-idols, and d-list ex-popstars.

I REPEAT ..... OZZY - NOW!!!


)ed: Hang on, mebbe Sharon set it up to promo The Osbournes...(
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)
# newsround
said they were filming an episode of it there
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:19, archived)
# Er.... hang on...
Pretend-Queen get, what, 4 songs to fuck up totally, and Tony Bennett (real, actual, no remake Tony Bennett) gets one song to do properly?

Bunch of arse.

And now Ben's wanking off again.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# annie lennox
again!!!!

I thought we had suffered through that once already.

And there's another couple of hours to go.

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)
# Annie Lennox
is alright. You leave her alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)
# Sorry to timespaz, folks
But I did a quick redesign here...
www.randimaginator.tk
By the way - it's a clicky!!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)
# Woo!
It's ace. I have bookmarked it for future use.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)
# If they want to save the show...
Only one thing:


OZZY - NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)
# preferably
biting Elto's head off.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# NO!!
hes back and hes picking up where he left off!
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)
# First
against the wall, come the revolution.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# Bloody beeb are reporting it as if its finished!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_2002000/2002693.stm
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)
# It is
As far as being a success in the eye of B3tans goes.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)
# Ah, Labour's next campaign song....
Blair's personal anthem - "If I ruled The World"
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)
# Tony Bennett!!!
at last... surely they can't render Tony shit too...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)
# Tony Bennet
for king! Wooo!
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)
# this is the song
that Grotbags always started to sing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)
# He is...
Hope he does "Rags to Riches"... bet he won't though.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)
# They could get some nice
Cut away shots of the Ducks now.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)
# why
do they have to make it so painful
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:04, archived)

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