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Bert is Evil

Check out the picture on this site - lower right hand corner. ROFL click

(hackmesser, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 16:47, archived)

arrrrrrggggggghhhh

that is so good.
I scrolled down the page as i didn't know what you meant at first - and THEN I saw it after looking again- how good is that!
I'll put it in the (ever slow moving, at the mo) blog, ta

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pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 3:42, archived)

look that gif :)

hey! look my web-gif, it is very nice ;)
www.xcitizen.com

(iCaRo, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 15:51, archived)

Gif_anim

No comment

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 14:02, archived)

Candle in the Wind

an animated candle gif will never go out.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 13:00, archived)

Milk bottle sweets!

man, they rule. I'd forgotten how great they are.
Hoorraah for the man next to me and his sweet tooth.

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:46, archived)

The bloke from Sparks

Ron who did the mad staring was totally brilliant. I know that has got nothing to do with Milkbottle sweets but I think it needs saying.

Fizzy Lizzes they were good, and they had pictures of cows on them.

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nicey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:56, archived)

Whilst out shopping

I got some monkey nuts. They're not as nice as I remember.
Hurrah for milk bottle sweets. They bring back warm memories of childhood!

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 12:15, archived)

I remember

cola-rola balls, they were silver and tasted a bit like cola. Eventually they were banned because of the high aluminium content. Who remembers space dust, it used to taste fantastic and it would fizz and pop in your mouth. It had to be withdrawn from sale because it contained too many "E" numbers. I think it contained the dreaded E123.

(Esteban, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 3:32, archived)

those cola balls!

I totally for got about them. They were really hard too, and actually, i don't even think they were that nice...
hmmm.

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pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 3:49, archived)

poptastic

ahhhh...but you can now get popping candy/space dust with added circus candyflossness from cybercandy.co.uk...and the sourest sweets known to man; shiga superkicks...it aint fun unless you're wincing....

(nic*, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:36, archived)

sweeties

Don't you find they dry your mouth out? Fizzy cherry cola bottles, now there's a challenging treat.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 12:18, archived)

the perfect woman

not according to me, but thecelebnetwork who claim that she should have

Best Breasts: Angelina Jolie
Best Abs: Janet Jackson
Best Arms: Madonna
Best Legs: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Best Butt: Jennifer Lopez

link here.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)

they look like the old legs of a

frog

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:48, archived)

Fact: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is California & not a Frog

er... I'd never heard of her, but thank the heavens for google image search.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)

Viz have

their borderline boilers countdown next month - wonder what the ultimate lady will look like there?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)

with the

Head of a scotsman.

(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)

is was meant to be J-Lo's bottom

that's probably not clear.

They didn't specify a head, so I thought a bum would do.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:18, archived)

a bum will always do

in a pinch.

anyway, if she had an arse for a head she would always be smiling. Not sure about teeth though...

(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)

and anyway,

I didnt know jennifer lopez was scottish.

You learn something new every day.

(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:31, archived)

Sean Connery

is Scottish. And he has a nice head. I think you should use him instead.

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)

And yes

I do know he's a bloke - but equality and all that...

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:45, archived)

Wifey - do you do this?

Freshen the animals by placing them in a paper sack with baking soda and shaking them up good.
?
DO YOU?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)

We use

high pressure steam from the vaporetto. Much more environmentaly friendly.
www.polti-ltd.co.uk

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:06, archived)

I tell you what

"THE EASIER IT IS, THE HAPPIER YOU ARE"

they're not wrong. I kinda like the baking soda touch tho...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:09, archived)

It's very useful

for cleaning toasters.
www.housewifextreme.com/006010.php

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:13, archived)

ahhhh, the other

was very useful for cleaning stuffed animals...
:)

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)

The good thing about high pressure steam machines

is that blokes like the technology, and don't let you near it. Sometimes MrThe Wife even puts on his boilersuit to use it!

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)

and i think we know how you feel about

boiler suits!

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:24, archived)

Hmmm. Boilersuits...

But enough of that. MrTheWife will be home soon and we've run out of biscuits. Emergency shopping is called for!
(sad but true...)

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

did you eat them all while he was away!?

get to the shops you,
see ya.

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

dunno, we've got one

and I'm not allowed near it.

Probably to do with my preference for fixing things with hammers.

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chthonic, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)

you fix animals

and toasters with hammers?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)

haven't tried animals yet

but i did manage to fix the kitchen lights with a hammer on Sunday.

They are now fixed 'off'...

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chthonic, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 12:18, archived)

You can pop round and use ours

The bathroom needs doing..

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 16:35, archived)

new pygmy shrew game

fantastic

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)

that's so mean!

I can barely take part...(again)

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)

just got the email, they say

"Just a quick note to say www.pygmyshrew.com is now up and
running. Construction continues apace on it - in the meantime there's
a little "activity" you can engage in while you're there."

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:51, archived)

Love is in the air

I made a fantastic new romantic music video

This one was suggested by Rob's girlfriend, Lucy Reece.

I hope you enjoy it.

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:52, archived)

you have a way with the written word

crab bloke - nice lyrics and a thoroughly fabulous work of art...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

Fantastic - joel - we crowded round in the office

I love the text.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

which kind of made the office flip up

on one side - you know this office is based on a simple fulcrum/seesaw model... we're just setting it all straight again now...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)

may i request a version of

'a new flame' featuring this:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

a new frog?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)

pep says she can't see my frog.

can you?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)

what a fantastic frog!

What's his name?

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)

Pacman

he came up in a google image search for pacman.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)

Fantastic Animal site (keep pressing refresh)

http://www.animalsoftherainforest.com/

(the parent site of pacman frog)

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

Careful now

You'll upset Crab Bloke. That site is where I found a certain rodent that we agreed can not be mentioned.

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nicey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 12:08, archived)

grrrrrrr!

I wanna see I wanna see! Have i gone frog-blind? i HATE it when that happens. I can see everything in the WORLD including many things that others just dont see, but frogs?
Never.

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:25, archived)

Why don't you come to the other side

of the desk and look on my computer?

Whilst I drag Tom outside for a ciggy?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)

ME TOO!

I want to see it. Can I come to your office and look too?

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:31, archived)

wifey - I'm nipping round there now - you coming?

you on a mac btw?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

I'll be there in 5

I'm sitting on the sofa - sleeping babe in arms - using my ibook. It's very nice...

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:38, archived)

awww...x2

babe in arms... I BOOK!
Which one, what colour? Are you making the babe in arms listen to the prodigy again?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)

pink with blue eyes

Oh - you mean the ibook. It's a grey one with dvd and stuff. Nicey has one of the new ones, but it doesn't have a handy handle like mine...
We're listening to the best punk album in the world ever - EVER!The other boy likes the stranglers best...

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:03, archived)

cool - i like the idea of

having a baby with a handle and inbuilt DvD. Makes them more appealing. So your baby is PUNK ROCK! Cool. does MrTheWife try and feed him tea and buscuits all the time? Does that upset the DVD?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

He does

The crumbs get everywhere. It's really very annoying.

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

here's something for if

the next blode has Soylent Green references...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)

Fantastic!

Where can I buy a pot? where? i must have one.

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:53, archived)

Apu sells it

down at the Quickie Marmot

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:27, archived)

touble packing your hippo?

maybe the us postal service can help...?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

moving rocks

click here

(Esteban, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:53, archived)

I always let my pet rocks sit on the dash

they like to see what's going on - you know how rocks are

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:55, archived)

Can they help with my giant marmot?

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Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

B3ta Challenge: Photoshop THIS

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)

shopped

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)

hungry for egg

btw: i've moved your message to keep in on the same thread so that we can point at ONE url from the front page.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:21, archived)

monkey boy

I want to employ you as another pair of hands to assist in Book of Madness creations.

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)

obvious bin laden

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:20, archived)

mucked up

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)

who's the sexy lady?

does she know she farted and he lit it?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)

Ridgt Said Fred

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)

woo

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

wrinkled fishy pac man

ARGH!

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:06, archived)

bored

(flamingo, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)

Is that Jimmy Hill

on the left?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:21, archived)

did anyone see that thing

about the sunday sport paper, ages ago - where they found the face of Jimmy hill on the side of a cow?

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:24, archived)

there was also a photo in the newspaper

of a picture of Chris Eubank's face that had appeared in the mould on a wall. But it might have been Chris putting his face up against the window

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:50, archived)

maybe he was just pressing his face into the wall

in the way that stars press their hands into concrete in whereever it is.. stars ville usa?
That's the kind of thing he would do you know...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)

Well....

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)

ha ha

can anyone beat this? it's fantastic.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:40, archived)

I've just realised

the one on the left looks like Myleen from Hearsay

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

doh!

the one on the right

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)

your work reminds me of when Brett from Suede

came back with the 2nd album and claimed to have invented a new popstar which was part animal. i think he'd been smoking a lot of smack at the time.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)

well

I've been smacking a lot of smoke

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

those are the best eyes

I have ever seen. D'you think he'd marry me instead? I think i love him...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)

I'm sure they'd both be up for some

third person party fun. I'll pass the message on

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

woo! C'mon -

tell me where and when baby, I'll be there...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:50, archived)

you are such a floozy pep

can you control your weird desires for one minute please?

we are trying to run a family board here.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)

27 Alphabet Street

on the third shake of a lamb's tail. If I were you I'd try and style it out in a cool nonchalant way and turn up just before the fourth. Don't forget your trotters. They like trotting on they do.

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:53, archived)

dude... I am the KING of styling it out

in a nonchalant way ...
can you not tell...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:56, archived)

well

I thought you'd probably know how to PEP it up a bit

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:01, archived)

omg u r 1337

see post number

(1, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)

inspired

(sproingloadee, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 23:09, archived)

Marmots in Love

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chthonic, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

oh yayoose!

a high quality work of art

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:09, archived)

I like that because

the lady Marmott has fantastically muscly looking arms.

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pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 3:52, archived)

marmots in love

quality work. quality humour.

i pity the marmot

(scroogedmcduckz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:44, archived)

There you go...

Courtesy of plasticbag.org

(Orca the Killer Whale, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)

I like the muscles.

Is that David Hasselhoff?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

b3ta party

(roboto, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 18:36, archived)

That reminds me of

Our wedding day, we had japanese tourists randomly crashing our reception, they tought it was some kind of free food and wine room that they had found. No headperformance alas.

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nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:25, archived)

i like the black teeth

nice detail

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rob, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:47, archived)

right.. whatever

(Jaundyce, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 23:55, archived)

Hmmm...

"Gigantism-suffering Voodoo God Eddy Grant lookalike marries partner in head-shrinking ceremony"?

(the_one_true_fish, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:10, archived)

Thats me...1982...Oh the horror!

I just wanna know how I can submit an image, I feel left out of my own High School Tolo Photoshop challenge! yep that photo is of me and my cheerleading Girlfriend at that time. Taken in 1982 in Federal Way, Washington USA. Horribly beautiful aren't I?

(hbomb65, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 21:20, archived)

u r SO STUPID

Oh my god! You are so dumb looking, what an ass!

(chumford, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 12:39, archived)

chancer

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/biteme/complain1.shtml

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)

Despite spending ages

reading these posts every day I find I'm still getting a fair bit of work done here at Pieforce HQ. The only solution is to animate a few gifs myself and even do some flash animation - who knows. So before I manage to get anything useful done - quick - help me - animated gifs - "How do they do that?". Tell me what I need on my mac and I'll figure out the rest. Ta

(Pieforce, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:14, archived)

i use adobe image ready

which comes with photoshop 6. however you should be able to dig up some share/freeware.

Try think link.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:40, archived)

Thanks Rob

watch this space

(Pieforce, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)

Mostly anything

on Mac wants you to use it to make this guff, all mine love it. I use Fireworks, or Flash, PhotoShop or Painter or PhotoShop Elements. If not there is a truck load of Free/Shareware out there try Tucows for Mac.

Just steam in there you'll be alright.

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nicey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:48, archived)

Thanks

Nice site too btw

(Pieforce, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:55, archived)

you're getting work done?

what the hells' going ON man? C'mon c'mon- show us your animations... if you've got p/shop using imageready is super fly/fast...

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pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

J lo terrorism

Sinister

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)

I find her ear ring sinister

although I am tempted to wear an ear ring with ROB on it.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

jungle air dog

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 6:53, archived)

Much Safer in the dark

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nicey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)

that for when

they play new dawn fades?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)

just looked for the midi

and can only find transmission, she's lost control, and love with tear us apart.

bollocks.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

Is that a constellation of stars?

or the SAS training rifle sites at the poor doggy. (btw: who played Hooky in my New Order tribute)

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)

That's so

He can be clearly identifed as a guitar playing dog in bad light, preventing cyclists from ending up in rivers in their blind panic to avoid a possible badly lit guitar playing space alien, probably.

Does this mean he's had a crack at the Doggy Mrs Merton?

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nicey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)

biggest set of

tackle in showbiz, 'parently.

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chimpy, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)

Wouldn't that be salmon farmer

Robert Plant?

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)

I loved crab blokes animated dogs so much

that i've made them perform - Blue Monday by New Order.... here

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 5:25, archived)

great stuff

it's the fantastic stars that make it.

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 5:38, archived)

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