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# Idiot Question
I'm new to message boards. How do you post a picture?
(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 0:54, archived)
# you need
1. upload the picture to a free server
2. Place some HTML like
< img src=http://www.yourserver.com/woo.jpg >
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 3:42, archived)
# Lidder the bidder


Name: Mr Eye
Age: 43
Job: Watcher(hey man this suxx)
Music: Eagel Eye Cherry (anotherone ha!)
Movie: Truman Show
enough ....
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 15:45, archived)
# Romantic candle light dinner

Name: Mrs Nose
Age: 33
oh i hate these bad jokes ... hmm what about a cup of coffee ... hmmm ... *thunder*
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 15:48, archived)
# Why must i be sad...?
nothing but Coffffeeeee i like coofffeeee with milk yeah with milk jaaa with milk and i like the coffee song from frank sinatra and my english is not very well and i hope to lern. Now me and my mathematics horse.... How many roads can a man walk down ...? *toc*, *toc*, *toc*, *toc*, *toc*, *toc* , ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 14:00, archived)
# My new fan


do you like him?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:29, archived)
# Did you use your own penis
on the scanner? yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:38, archived)
# rathergood.com turns me on too...
Yeah. Especially Blode and Food... **drools**

I'm going to make an "I LOVE BLODE" T-shirt... hehe...
(Raurenu, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 16:47, archived)
# yeah
can you make me one? with a big piccie of Blode on the front, and the crab of ineffible wisdom on the back!

Incidentally, have you seen anything more lovely than this picture? I mean EVER?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 18:31, archived)
# Looks like my cousin
Maurice, he's always been an exhibitionist.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 17:27, archived)
# Just out of interest...
do any of you lot own a record called "Eat your own ears" by Wevie Stonder, on Skam, I think it's about the closest you can get to this message board in musical form.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:40, archived)
# Wevie..
No I dont own it.. but I have relased records on Skam. (manchester)
(Ix the Wiz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)
# oh yes...
do tell
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)
# B3TA
A site for sore ears..
a place to rest my head.
: )
(Ix the Wiz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# soundtrack for the forum
i recommend
Spoozys - just found them on audiogalaxy
www.audiogalaxy.com/today?
They do a song called Tiny Head Creatures and wear space suits.

Moog Cookbook also wear space suits and do stupid versions of popular songs on old keyboards so I think they'd win in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:52, archived)
# Moog Cookbook
Ah what a fine album. I want one of their suits.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:24, archived)
# Flash Driving
simple - but cute. I can only score 12. link.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:33, archived)
# 50!
and then the phone rang ;(

i want a flash dancing game
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)
# 21!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)
# B3ta Challenge: Photoshop THIS penguin


(Me & Crab Bloke went though hundreds of animal images last night, and this was our favourite one.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Hold it right there Flash...


Shoot those deserters down I say!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:22, archived)
# so cool! Of all things, I wasn't
expecting that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:25, archived)
# ha ha...
can you make him fly using Macromedia Flash? To the song "Flash" by Queen. Now that *would* be flash.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:25, archived)
# OK here is part of it


(working on an HTML page to accompany)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)
# fan-bloody-tastic
that boy can surely fly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:40, archived)
# Waaa!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:27, archived)
# based on those wooden doll things
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:34, archived)
# I wondered what
Christopher Biggins had been up to lately!!
(Nacho, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:48, archived)
# waaaa!
is that Hunter S Thompson?!?
(DonkeyRhubarb, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 13:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!!
thats the hat of Mr Wilson from Home Improvement, murderer!!!!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 14:07, archived)
# Hmm...
That looks EXACTLY like my band director when he screams at us... Hat and all. o.O
(Raurenu, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 16:49, archived)
# Ten Pingu Bowling
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:39, archived)
# Great minds think alike....
I was just about to start making exactly the same thing!!
(Nacho, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:49, archived)
# F*%k it's cold
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)
# The origins of
that
game?

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)
# Miss Bonham Carter like youve never seen her before
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)
# aaaargh
i love this game. hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)
# Sorry getting carried away now
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:29, archived)
# genius
made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:37, archived)
# I think im getting the hang of this now

this is too addictive... but ill shut up and let somebody else have a go.. oh yeah and do some work at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)
# snobunny for penguin

(roboto, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:05, archived)
# I love science


If they could create this creature, then Athena would have survived as a viable entity.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)
# aw... kitten
nice kitty - Dr Mengele.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:11, archived)
# inverse cliche
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:20, archived)
# Aw fab
That is truly wonderfully silly
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)
# fun

Or maybe this is cuter...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)
# story time
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 8:51, archived)
# traaa laa laaa booomseeeyaaay

(roboto, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 23:15, archived)
# Andy Chamberlain sent this in


he said, "this is the first time ive used ur site - found it through Joel at www.rathergood.com could u upload this for me?"

Go Andy!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:26, archived)
# Was going to do the evil bert thing but I see I was beaten to it
(Pieforce, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)
# in case you missed
the original>
(Pieforce, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)
# something went wrong here
my picture vanished - did anyone ever see it? Oh well - put it up again further down the page.
(Pieforce, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:59, archived)
# Meat eating Penguin
Mean Penguin
(seanizer, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:03, archived)
# Gay predator
Shouldn't the penguin say "Yummy, Oooh Matron", or something similar?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)
# Genius
lovely. funny. Sean - you are a God
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:40, archived)
# Talipingu
(Don Juan, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)
# Leathers ay?!

You wouldn't have believed it even if I'd told you...
(MattyA, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)
# Aye.. in me earse.
Farkin Laaarrrvvly !!
(Ix the Wiz, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:09, archived)
# Smooth...

He is a smooth criminal
(MattyA, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)
# anything mike can do, brit can do too
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:08, archived)
# Andy Chamberlain has two NEW images for us




Woo for Andy. And well done everyone for the most fantastically funny set of images I've seen for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:35, archived)
# Pingzilla in Paris


Courtesy of plasticbag.org
(Plasticbag.org, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:38, archived)
# Teachers pet stamps
do you remember when the teachers used to stamp your work with those cool little pictures when maqrking your work... well there secret is out !

loadsa more here www.teacherstamps.f2s.com/vitem-1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:09, archived)
# this is awful
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:28, archived)
# we got House Points at my school -
- well the other kids did. I was the first person to get a minus house point. Something to do with flicking ink at someone. I was only shaking my pen to get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)
# I saw this, and I thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:08, archived)
# that is so cool
imagine the photographers suprise!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:51, archived)
# and then ...
(Pieforce, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 11:50, archived)
# Can you recognise these details from three famous album covers?


(it's this weeks competition on rockingvicar.com)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:59, archived)
# i reckon i've got number 2...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:00, archived)
# Number 3
Is some sort of SteelEyeSpan thing. My friends Mum who is a bit of a swing your pants folk clubber had it. You look through special holes and it makes the womans face appear normal. You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:12, archived)
# Brilliant.

it's called "All Around My Hat"

So does anybody know number 1?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:29, archived)
# is it
rio by duran duran or the first kate bush album - both of them had badly drawn pictures with too much purple.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:35, archived)
# i thought it was rio...
... but I checked and it's not.

Kate Bush... not sure... Just looked at the discography and can't see anything like it.
www.antenna.nl/~dinyar/lpcom.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:47, archived)
# You don't want to know what he can attach to his groin socket

I thought it was about time i joined in the 'new species spotting'
i recently snapped this shot of a 'wild blue poison frog - krytonus poisionus blue maxima'
you can clearly see he wasnt comfortable infornt of the camera
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:54, archived)
# aaargh
how big is he?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:53, archived)
# scary big
he was HUGE.. i could sit down on that leave hes sat on... after the cameras flash went off he started to growl so i ran for it... musta been about 4 foot tall !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# baby baby
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:53, archived)
# what is it?
ickle turtle?
(nic*, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:01, archived)
# it's an ickle ickle
Echidna! Yeeaah!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:04, archived)
# yeee-hah
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 16:04, archived)
# Boing boing
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 16:13, archived)
# Watch out Crab Bloke
I just saw one of your mates get carried off by an Octopus. Mind you the baby lettuce eating crabs were very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 15:35, archived)
# Refizuhl is true!!!

http://members.tripod.de/bdsfoxa/Squrii.jpg



(yes, A link because my free Webspace is to slow!)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 16:12, archived)
# Prawnzilla and his lettuce will save you
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 17:33, archived)
# Thank god for that
viva viva viva. indomitable. fear the mighty prawnzilla. fear him.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 17:56, archived)
# dat ist
fang-tastique
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:47, archived)
# Mezzanine
YAY!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 13:42, archived)
# the leafy seadragon
is very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 2:05, archived)
# he's lovely sin't he.
is he a real dragon? does he breathe fire?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)
# Of course he is real
He does breathe fire, but you have to be very quick to see it as the water quickly puts it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 5:38, archived)
# Yes, they'd look lovely on a t-shirt:
http://www.cozmikshirts.co.uk/rooms/system/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 14:45, archived)
# I want this shirt
(Esteban, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:45, archived)
# The new Crew of: They Might Be Giants


Want more???

goto:

Reichsebner


-


(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 13:54, archived)
# here's a
backing singer
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:45, archived)
# Noooooooooooo

Baby Echidnas are the best thing ever. how can it be so cool? why are they squeezing it? will it grow to the size of a godzilla? so many questions.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:21, archived)
# ohmygod that's so cute!
Make them stop squeezing it! Is it a baby enchillada you say? Isn't that some kind of mexican food?
Oh no. ...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:37, archived)
# Monotremes rock
No arguments.
Triangles make us strong!
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:54, archived)
# terrible sculpture
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:22, archived)
# god they're hideous
did you see the sculpture of Emma Bunton someone did ... it was worse than those...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:38, archived)
# scary ferret

I think he might well be gay, too. He'd do over the jaguar pretty easily though I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:14, archived)
# he could probablynick a jaguar
and drive off in it i reckon. Sure I've seen him in sarf London
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:18, archived)
# I knicked one daarn saarf..
loadsa room in the back for narnas and shootas. Have to do over a pertol station everytime I want to juice it up though.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 17:26, archived)
# you can always tell with a ferret
so much more professional at the old ferret down the trousers trick
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:20, archived)

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