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# I saw this fellow
furtively selling.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# Did someone register
b3ta.tk ?
I was halway thru doing it when I had to answer the phone. When I came to confirm the registrations it had all gone tits up, but now it points here.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# No Fair
I can't seem to see the .tk domains. My proxy server must be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)
# I cant either
I cant even see my own.. :o(
(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:02, archived)
# I tried to
It wouldn't let me point to my website as it couldn't find it (???) so I tried b3ta instead and it said it couldn't find that either so I gave up . . .
(Jodrell, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)
# same prob here
couldnt find my site.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# everyone must buy this book.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1890159026/qid%3D1010663317/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F0%5F1/107-8083838-4162900

It is a work of pure gee-nee-us!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Almost like that Sex Sound Effects
CD which had the 'Customers which bought this also bought' as David Gray.
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)
# She Really Does
http://www.bettycollectsmustardpots.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:43, archived)
# that's
scary
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:47, archived)
# no
Thats Betty
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# hurray
there's
www.ahandyguide.tk
there
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:06, archived)
# aha
I knew there was a reason to get a free domain name...
Fantastic...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:25, archived)
# I gotta start being more responsible...
cuz doing Calc at 3 in the morning sucks.
(Kimbo, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:56, archived)
# By the way...
As a means of clearing up cliched questions from the board (about posting and stuff), I was thinking that new members could be automatically linked up to the FAQ page. Sound cool?
(Kimbo, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:14, archived)
# god, your boring
.
(bboy, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:18, archived)
# that should be
"god you're boring"
May as well be precise if you're gonna insult someone.
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)
# send it back with red marks on
and a grade.
I'd love to do that actually. Mark people's postings. "see me after".
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:34, archived)
# you can
download a school report generator here. But when I did, the zip file wouldn't open...
Ho-hum
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# freak toys
the monkey head professor toy.. this is imspired!!

not sure about the rest but a custom toy page is always fun
www.loveofmonkey.com/toys/index.html
(scabby dog, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:39, archived)
# that is surely the return of
head performance. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)
# lordy - an amazing site - look at the flaming carrot
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:45, archived)
# Yow! It's Professor Monkey For A Head
from the Earthworm Jim cartoons.....do they do a Princess Whatshername and a Queen Slug-for-a-butt too?

Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:35, archived)
# get a free domain name
with the .tk registry...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 3:21, archived)
# In case this sort of thing bothers you...
"Note that FREEDOMAIN.TK domain names are never legally licensed to the registrant."

So the domain will belong to them, not you. They just let you use it.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:10, archived)
# I think it's
a cunning business ploy to make .tk an acceptable and well known domain name - thus making them much money. As if living on a coral atoll isn't enough.
(james, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
# it's actually
quite a good business plan, as far as I can tell, as you can buy the domain name off them, so this just gives a trial period.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:55, archived)
# Aye
I wasn't knocking it (apart from the sick-as-a-parrot-cos-they-live-on-a-tropical-island-and-I-don't-and-I-hope-it's-bloody-raining-there bit) it's a good idea.
(james, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# Yay
I just registered www.a2magic.tk - now the real question is... why?!

Well, at least it's one of my more random names I could have chosen - I'm off to register more... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:18, archived)
# are you really
a magician?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:32, archived)
# Yup
Thats me in the left of the header pic
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:35, archived)
# wow
that must be a top job.
do you do any b3ta-ish tricks / do you use any unusual animals?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)
# Sadly...
no :o)

Although, I've worked in a theatre in the States that has 20 ducks, a budgie, 5 chickens, 2 dogs and 100 white doves. Oooh, and 10 very nice dancers... but they're not animals - I don't think.

As for b3ta-ish tricks... I have an idea. More soon

--Paul Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:46, archived)
# can you
produce a dog from a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:49, archived)
# This is the UK...
We can do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:50, archived)
# we certainly can
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)
# Andi is an irish magician
instead of pulling rabbits from a hat, he pulls hairs out of his arse!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# Andi is
a real magician, i can see him from my desk.

he's been on the bigbreakfast as well.

this is him
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:40, archived)
# yay again
brong.tk is up.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Never Mind The Royals
here's the Sex Pistols reunion 2002
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 2:58, archived)
# this man tried to sell me some pears
but I just ran away in fear
(Shoehorn, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 0:59, archived)
# Funny, I saw him
when I was holidaying in Turkey...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)
# That hobbit name thing is fun
It's better when you try to find out what the characters in novels "real" names are. Merry is something like Arlo Linnel.
(thellama73, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Imac therfore Isuc
This image is very large(334k, i think), so i made a link for all you dial-up.

Ipuppy
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 20:44, archived)
# ooow now that is big
and i really should go to bed....(at least i can dream of fluffy puppies now though)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 20:56, archived)
# Imac puppy?
For some reason I thought that link would be to a picture of a bald puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 3:17, archived)
# not paying attention..
I hope someone told these firemen to stop mucking about and get on with it?..
www.laurelvfd.org/images/burn031701_group2.jpg
(scabby dog, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 19:51, archived)
# BoobScan
get all the girlies in your office drunk and ask them to scan thier boobs... !!! (or not drunk if they are brave enough)

www.boobscan.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=boobs.current
I wont add a example pic cos it'll just get deleted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 19:02, archived)
# it gets much wierder
at www.scanfun.net - particularly their "themed" scans. Scary stuff which will have you decontaminating your office scanner for days...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)
# nice one matt
thats really bizzare
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I may be on crack
(StayCalmFrinky, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 18:42, archived)
# late at night, after a few beers
there is nothing better than browsing deformed frog sites. Don't ask why...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 18:17, archived)
# i have a feeling they have
alot of pollution issues in Minnesota...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
# holy cow that post for thumb wars
its 80 ferkin meg !!!!
(get right and my fat pipe are taking care of it)
Nice one StuartP!!!
www.lysator.liu.se/~tut/kul/thumbwars.mpg

it's quite cool
(stuartp, Wed 9 Jan 17:24, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 17:44, archived)
# actually
thats quite possibly the BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!

I want it on DVD NOW!!!!!!!!!

i cannot emphasis that enough
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 18:40, archived)
# oww im so excited
ive just found out tha you can get it on dvd !

www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews/thumb_wars.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Fake a pop Group splitting up !


www.popjustice.com/split/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 17:33, archived)
# I've just seen the fainting goats thing.
They're lovely.
(dagnabbit, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 17:21, archived)
# wooohooo i feel clever now - The New Immac 2
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 16:48, archived)

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