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Blimey!

They're everywhere!

Woo! Yay! B3TA! WOooOOoOO!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:32, archived)

Tasty

Do you want fries with that?

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E.S.Blofeld, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:28, archived)

Al K. Holic for President

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)

here's a baby picture of Al

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)

We all know

where that furtive
behaviour is taking him...

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:20, archived)

It's sad

to see what becomes of Santa when he isn't working.

(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:23, archived)

Have you read

the Framley Examiner?

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)

Is it good ?

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:03, archived)

Its

ok I guess.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

Actually

The classifieds made me giggle....

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:21, archived)

I love the Billy Bragg

Game and Watch in the 80's Christmas Card. (Click on the head in the Christmas Special)

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bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:16, archived)

Furtive Holiday Destinations..

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)

when no one was looking - he squashed

that poor tortoise flat, dead.
You still can't trust him, damnit.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:35, archived)

Well spotted.

Here's the before shot

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:42, archived)

OK, so where do you fit

in the geek hierachy?

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)

I think I broke it

I also design interfaces for a living. Does that help me any?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:41, archived)

is that

morrissey on the left?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)

I'm actually..

a Morissey/ Jarvis cocker love-child. Well spotted.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:54, archived)

Brother,

I also design interfaces. Lets form a support group.

(james, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:57, archived)

Nope

I design interfaces as well, and I'm beyond hope.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:07, archived)

I interface designs...

Can i join ?

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

Any other disaffected interface designers who want to sit around and grumble?

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:15, archived)

Me me me.

I design sites for people that probably wont look at them. woo.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:21, archived)

Shit,

I'll grumble about anything, me.

Bruce Springsteen wrote
"Born to Grumble" for me !

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:23, archived)

i hate people that grumble, me, they make

me gr...
oh. nothing.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

deface Intersigners, can I join in?

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

wooo

a great search term

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)

the name of this picture is "yummy"

I beg to differ.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

Presentation

is everything

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)

oh yes, that's much better

I'd eat that.
Just get rid of that plate and I'm ready to begin. Cat and wine. Lovely. Bit of coriander on top?

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

How about

A nice fresh Catatouille?

(5 minutes to make the picture, 10 minutes to find out how to spell 'Ratatouille'. Ouooh, I've wasted my life)

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

Just use google

If it gets a lot of hits, it's generally spelt ok.

Google replaces ALL appz!

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:57, archived)

ummm

I just did a web search on google for 'yay'... scary

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

Found

this as well

theres some weird people out there...

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)

J. Edgar Hoover was a sinister man,
He had a sinister face and a sinister plan;
Although he was sinister it must be said,
J. Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

my head is hoovered

i now look like this

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wangolini, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)

my...

that's just lovely.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)

that's beautiful,

did you write it yourself?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)

I wish I did...

no, it's the first verse of a song called "Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head" by Fat and Frantic.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

i know you want some

Catholic Freebies

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spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

blinded with science

soon you shall be

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)

Lord of the Rings to long for you ???

Check out the abridged abridged version here . . .

Frodo: Hi, Gandalf!
Gandalf: Bilbo, give him your rin
Bilbo: Okay. Bye!
Gandalf: See you at the pub, Frodo.

(Jodrell, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)

Nice one from the Grauniad

Today. Fancy a rather large game of pong?
www.blinkenlights.de/
It's definitely one for AndyK.

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bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)

dagnabbit Cthonic - you're right

we do need a search facility...
There was a rash of b3ta buildings like that, around december time, I seem to recall. But i still love it.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)

hmmm

I remember doing some (but I think they're lost somewhere on my old website...)
And chthchththcthonic did a really good one at canary wharf too IIRC.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)

and and and

i did one and it was the best thing in the UNIVERSE and everyone thought I was skill and ... i left it in the pocket of my jeans and it got lost in the washing machine right after the dog ate it.
Bugger.
I lovethe fact that someone registered ahandyguide.tk incidentally.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)

I liked it

before the dog ate it.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

naah, I can't spell it either

Whatever convinced me chthonic was a good name for a website, I'll never know.

Well actually, it was a lecturer abotu 12 years ago who used the word repeatedly.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)

I once tried pronouncing it

and realised I couldn't. It's much easier to refer to you by your real name...

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)

You say it thus

k-thonic

it's greek, so the first two letters are chi and theta which gets all those nice consonants together all at once.

It means dark, earthy, underground. Like my socks.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)

do you bury your socks?

I keep mine in a cupboard.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:13, archived)

your socks are underground?

do your feet get clammy?

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:14, archived)

C'mon, I'm a bloke

what do you think :)

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:18, archived)

It means that

you throw your socks at the wall in a morning. If they don't stick, you can wear 'em

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

Ive got clammy feet

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:32, archived)

you have aswell...

i bet you have a jiggin's of a time finiding shoes for those.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

I usually

wear winkle-pickers.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:43, archived)

warms

the cockles of my heart, so it does

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)

I hope you wear some kind of

odour protection. Otherwise you're being very shellfish.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:54, archived)

Mind you those odour eaters

can cost a few squid

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

some things are more important than money

have you no sole?

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:23, archived)

Oh for Cods sake

I can't believe I'm herring these....

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

look at the size of the plaster

on the poor boys eel...

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)

I bet you could

hear him whale a long way away...

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:38, archived)

and he's still

carping on about it now.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:46, archived)

I'm just

floundering around trying to think about it!

It's all pollocks anyway...

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)

he get about quicker with a couple

of skates.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:55, archived)

and be careful

he doesn't fall off his perch

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:01, archived)

how much further is this gonna go?

I dont think the board can take any more. er, sardines.

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

It depends if we can

think of anenome more!

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

Dont

get crabby, you've still got lobster learn.
(sorry, that was reall bad)

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:13, archived)

dagnabbit

I cod think of no more.
Gotta hand it to you Flibz.
:)

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

Someone else

trying to mussel in eh?

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

Look...

This just isn't the plaice for this sort of thing, so just skate along, will you?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:28, archived)

HMm..

I can't think of any more aquatic jokes. I must be as thick as two short plankton...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

Well at least

we all have good inTENCHions

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:34, archived)

Well...

It can probably go much further. And if you do this:

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Your post remains a sensible size.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:16, archived)

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

really?

well, to that I say

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)

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(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

It means

something to do with building camels apparently
click me

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:50, archived)

it could mean this

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

Spot on!

It also rhymes with Ionic, which is nice.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:15, archived)

as well as

laconic, I see.
(not to mention bubonic, pertaining to a bubo or buboes)

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)

Magog - a boring question...

do you straight to dictionary.com - or do you go to google? I realised yesterday I do everything in the world via google. I'm so lazy.
woo.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:32, archived)

I'm a

Googler too.

we are a special breed of people.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

hoorah! you know the web...

it IS only 2 sites, this & google, isn't it?

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:37, archived)

Between the here and google

you can solve every known problem you ever have or will have.

Science has it wrong. There was no big bang. Someone searched on google and found b3ta and then we were off.

(james, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:04, archived)

This woman will eat ANYTHING

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)

NOT if

Chubby Checker and his mates get there first...

(Esteban, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)

Get back to work...

...you lazy sod.

Of course, I'm here purely for research you understand. Ahem. Yes.

Err.......

Can you say MON-KAY!

(screamingMonkey, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:48, archived)

Cat Herding

http://www.eds.com/advertising/advertising_tv_catherding.shtml

(human, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:56, archived)

DotTK is working again

So www.kateadie.tk now works :)

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)

My b3ta faq

but now due to demand (well Magog thought it would be a good idea?) NOW with ADDED MR-T !
MY b3ta FAQ

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hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)

You have no idea

How hapy that made me :o)

And to think, i was just about to spit you to paralysis and lay eggs in your stomach.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)

err

ok - i'm glad you are happy thou

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hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:39, archived)

thou art

truely happy no doubt...
;)

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)

Cool

I just did a Google search on my name.
"Magog
Magog are covered in coarse fur, have large sharp claws, spit paralytic venom, and reproduce asexually by laying eggs in the bodies of paralyzed hosts."

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:33, archived)

did anyone

watch that thing on beeb2 last night, 'Our Father The Serial Killer'? How bizarre wa that? who thinks he did it?

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:24, archived)

I had to turn over

It was just too wierdly distressing.

Unfortunately I ended up watching a documentary on the Tobacco industry which featured
footage of a rabbit vivisection which was even worse. People to horrible things.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:39, archived)

i've only just

remembered that I did watch that. Arghgghghgh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)

All our south

pacific interweb highjinks seem to have been to much for the poor tokelauns.
Any request to a .tk domain now results in a 500 internal server error.
Maybe they couldn't handle the demand for ahandyguide.tk

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Stella_R_Twa, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)

Arse

And I'd almost finished registering www.kateadie.tk
to point to Kate Adie Syndrome

We could have spent all day registering all sorts of stupid pages :(
It would be like a favourites/bookmark thing.
I'd especially like www.headperformance.tk to point to our
nice Japanese friend with the bunny.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:32, archived)

woo to cal

I've just noticed that the posting script automatically makes links out of web addresses.

Can we have a search button now? The board has got a bit big for just browsing through.

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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)

cal's book-learnin today

or tutour hassling, I think is a more likely term, from what I've heard. (He is all knowing. If i was his tutour, I would have him jailed).
umm, yeah. so.
no?
I dunno. what was the question? Oh that, ummm...

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 7:32, archived)

Women are just like animals sometimes

see loads more here.

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hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)

arse

i forgot it doesnt allow linked pictures from that server - oh well the link works

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hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 6:11, archived)

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