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the marriage was shortlived

(Idyll23, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:05, archived)

ooo ooo i design interfaces as well

well i think thats what youd call them.. heres my latest www.wbol.co.uk/

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hal9000 sme, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 14:59, archived)

more google weirdness

from a search of "ohmygosh"

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 14:12, archived)

Errrrr....

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 15:14, archived)

...

says who?

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:01, archived)

Well...

the m'kay was a clue...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:21, archived)

Cows are cool

it says so here www.clasohm.com/cows/

(Bill Slater, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 14:08, archived)

Yes but Blue Faced Leicester

Sheep rule cause of their nucriform heads.

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nicey, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:56, archived)

nuciform! Haven't heard that in a while -

hey nicey! How's Wifey?
Happy new year to the both of you - have a nut.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:53, archived)

Hello Pep

Wifey is in shock as she has had to go back to work, 2 days a week.
I'm comming to the big smoke next Tuesday, I'm going to meet Crab Bloke for a beer before I have to catch my train, home.

Thanks for the nut it was a Walnut.

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nicey, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:11, archived)

work! That's disgusting

she should be able to stay at home and make garages out of beer boxes and hang out with us. Poor love. Mind you - she'll probably be a tad saner for it.
Lordy - I can't wait for you and crab bloke to meet. It'll be... explosive.

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pep, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:14, archived)

Look!

It's an oxymoron!

(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 18:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

LOL! For a crap joke, that was actually pretty funny.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:23, archived)

Thank you,

one tries one's worst.

(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:26, archived)

love that.

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pep, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 3:54, archived)

Hulk invades ITN

(Mr Kipling, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 13:09, archived)

I dont think "Invade" is the right word

more like "presents". He is filling in for trevor mcdonald, who as it happens is modelling for the hulk "rub n' play" magic transfer set.

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 15:45, archived)

look!

its a global conspiracy of mega proportions!! theyre using the news to sell cheese! the bastards!!!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:16, archived)

Aww :)

Had a busy day today so this is all I had time for.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:22, archived)

Awwww he's cute!

Can we call him "Nigel"?

I think he should be Cambridge bloke's sidekick in an animated TV series.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)

What's funny is that I posted this

and then got a mail telling me about this cartoon :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)

Hello Mr Bucket

Do you mean me? I made a 'Nigel' of my own in 1984 using a wicker bin some dark glasses, cassette tape and an easel. This is a sort of new millennium 1.5 Gigaflop Nigel.

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nicey, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:03, archived)

Well..

no i didn't mean you actually. For some reason I looked at that cute mac creature and the name Nigel seemed to fit... nice coincidence though. Actually, I once made a "Nigel" out of unused electricity pylons. He was 2 miles tall. Actually, the pylons were only unused because I disconnected them specifically to make Nigel, otherwise they'd probably still be in use now...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)

Hmm...

I think this game is sufficiently daft to appeal to the users of this board. I completed it a couple of weeks ago. Its like the old dizzy games, except that its not crap. And its VERY silly. (It features: Mr. T, a giant genetically modified potato, a "hideous party hits" CD, and other such stuff). Go and download it today:

www.giddy3.co.uk

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:19, archived)

Blimey more animated gif magic

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

I have been watching that, transfixed for hours

only to realise it is on a 20 second loop. Damn. I wondered why the plot wasn't going anywhere.

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 15:51, archived)

glug

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)

nice

i laughed heartily at this.

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:15, archived)

LOL

Love it!

(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 18:33, archived)

more .tk madness

My website (www.bag-o-shite.co.uk) just gained a new URL:

www.bagoshite.tk

Umm.. This is not just a spammy plug... honest.

[looks around, nobody looks convinced]

LOOK! A badger with a gun! can you see?

[runs away while they all look]

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:51, archived)

nows yer chance..

...leg it!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:22, archived)

furtively leaving town?

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)

Awwww!

Come back Mr. Polar Bear, we love you! (even if you do keep taking our stuff!)

Hey... wheres my eiffel tower? I'm sure I had it a minute ago...!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

here it is...

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)

Ooooooh!

That pesky bear!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:38, archived)

woo

I love Blinkenpaint

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:37, archived)

I would be well impressed with an

animated one that went B3TA, WOO!

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bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:45, archived)

I think rob did an animated one

a while ago...
ah yes, here it is:

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)

well if you can be bothered to dl it

here is a nice little b3ta movie for blinkenpaint.

but dont get your hopes up. It just says "B3TA woo"

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:57, archived)

bless you

for that.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:59, archived)

I started to make one

but then discovered there's nothing for the PC to make it into a gif :(

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:24, archived)

that because peecee's

are rubbish.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:51, archived)

Hmmmf!

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 13:01, archived)

my new domain name..

tktktktk.tk

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:16, archived)

i have no idea.

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

humour is not what is used to be

this is supposed to be funny. I do not find it even remotley amusing. Am I mad? Have I lost my sense of humour? Or am I right in saying that web humour has gone downhill... ?

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

you're right

that's just sad. and half-assed.

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

It's like that one jokewallpaper.com

It's all american political bollocks that no-one laughs at. I agree - it's not amusing.

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bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

Aha!

I see whats happened. They've forgotten to put a joke in there!

Never mind. At least B3ta is here to prop up the overall levels of web-based humour.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

You what??

have you read the fish thread??

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:32, archived)

Well, yes,

halibut thats an exception.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

What's wrong with the fish thread ?

We could always start a WOOD one....

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)

that's a good idea.

just one more and then we'd have tree threads of bad puns.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

It's good

that we're all barking up the same tree....

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

I'm mean,

it's good to branch out sometimes...

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:39, archived)

Ahh... I see what you're up to

I've finally twigged.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

This makes me

pine for the good old days...

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

Well,

as long as it doesn't go on too long, I could get sick 'o more...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

b3ta

something fir everyone.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)

Can't we just

leave that idea alone?

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

knot on your life

your barking up the wrong tree

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

Sorry Carlos,

we giving you the needle ?

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:44, archived)

This is

a bit of A CORNy thread.

(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)

Yeah...

Should we stop it now, orchard we carry on?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)

I think that

since we've Larched onto this, we should stop beeching about the quality of the joak and make the most of this budding humour ;)

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

Hmmm...

Oakay.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

Actually

the jokes arent that bad, its just that the delivery is a little wooden...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:16, archived)

sometimes

I find it hard to beleaf

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:33, archived)

it's too late

forest to stop now.

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:48, archived)

I wonder if

we should try and stem the flow...I seed plenty of these now ;)

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:52, archived)

This thread

just seems to lumber on and on. If you ask me it's a bit SAPpy.

(thellama73, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:59, archived)

There's only one way

we can sort this out.

We need to get to the root
of the problem, and then
weed it out !

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 13:10, archived)

I don't know

I WOODn't mind if we kept it growing

(thellama73, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:24, archived)

We should bough to the inevitable

But maple it'll stop eventually?

(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)

it just might spruce up this place a bit. who's at the elm of this ship anyway?

(que, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

But we're b3tans...

we never ignore a chance to think up ACORNy joke :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:47, archived)

b3tans?

Interesting word. How would that be pronounced? Like "beatans"?

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:59, archived)

Well...

yeah. If "B3ta" rhymes with "Peter", "B3tans" rhymes with "Marmalade". Oh.. no.. I mean "Petans". Anyway, I think thats a good name for the members of this forum, is it not?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

Certainly.

I think it's a good name. I don't think there's ever been another moniker.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)

What about

Moniker Lewinsky?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:37, archived)

Hmm...

Someone should moniker this thread before it gets too silly...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:39, archived)

If 2 cars made a stereo car,

What would one car be?

/me escapes

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:41, archived)

you dont have to worry

about her anymore

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)

I didnt know

she was a tortoise!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)

neither did she

or him

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:04, archived)

what about him?

or her?

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:46, archived)

hey!

it's got Osama Bin Laden in it. That's so original and funny. No, really.

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

I know!

And that Bert character is so amusing, especially when juxtaposed in a whacky, zany way with American political figures! Honest!

(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:27, archived)

Ninja weirdness

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

(human, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:59, archived)

Betty returns...

from shopping for mustard.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:55, archived)

BETTY!

In honour of this great achievement (with her dodgey hip, just getting into that beast is a problem) I've registered a new domain name...

http://www.bettyisbinladen.tk - you know it's true.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:58, archived)

they put something in the food

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)

Wounds and Wound Care magazine.

It appears to be that time of day when people start quoting it in the office.

Anyone here subscribe?

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)

Does the woman with the

annoying voice read it out to the rest of the room?

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AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:49, archived)

not yet, but when she starts

I might give them some wounds for which to care.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)

Does is

have pictures ?

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)

what self respecting magazine

doesn't?
Nice covers.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:54, archived)

I believe that

some of the magazines they do for the blind don't have any.

And those magazines for guns don't either

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flibz, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:57, archived)

Guns

read magazines!?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:04, archived)

yes,

but just for the latest bulletins (chortle)

(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:15, archived)

Tortoise's revenge

Have you ever seen a more smug looking tortoise?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:36, archived)

thankyou

that is extremely pleasing.

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pep, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)

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