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At bloody last

I've finally managed to finish off tiny tennis, the tinyest tennis game ever devised. Unfortunately, it's probably a bit too tiny. Unplayably so; but hey, that just makes me like it more.

Link to the page

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:42, archived)

Yeh!

Imagine what the game would look like big:

Atari2600tastic.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)

We are just seeing off

Our third pack of Maryland cookies. I like the idea of a whole land where they make biscuits and every one is called Mary.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

I go

through Maryland on the train every day. The train sometimes stops there and I speak to the Mary's and they give me buscuit treats. It is the nicest part of East London.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:37, archived)

I used to go through Maryland...

...whenever I came into London from home. And then I read a recipe for Maryland Chicken and found a bit odd that a dish was named after a shit part of East London. I'm now planning Bethnal Green Chicken.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:38, archived)

i live in bethnal green

well, just up the road in hackney. would you like a chicken recipe?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:17, archived)

from hackney? hm....

well I once crossed the border into hackney. It was quite a scary experience. I think I'll stick to my Tower Hamlets style of cooking. Thanks all the same, though. You're welcome to come round and celebrate the joys of the local East End cuisine anytime.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:40, archived)

I was born,

raised, and lived in Maryland (the US state) my entire life.
I don't recall ever being offered a biscuit.

(OtaKuno, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 8:33, archived)

That's terrible

Not even on a plate with some tea, or coffee? That's all wrong. Those biscuits must be named after the EastEnd station after all.

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nicey, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)

Is it true

that the pope sometimes declares a mary year and everyone has to have mary in their name. My bro-in-law, whose middle name is mary told me that..

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)

this is actually

true. My mothers first name is Mary, she was born in a Mary year. My sister is Lynn.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)

I thought his mum

just wanted another girl... Although he is number 10 in his family,,

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:52, archived)

It sounds magical

Does every live in giant teapots and biscuit tins? Are there tea bag trees, does the Mayor have a giant biscuit for his head?

Oh I 'm scared. What if all the dogs from the Isle of Dogs came and ate all the biscuits. Eeek.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)

you've been reading

the boys noddy books again haven't you? You know they mess with your head!

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)

have you ever been

terrorised in Braintree. Oh the horrors.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:58, archived)

I've upgraded my teeth. Have you?

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:27, archived)

yes here are mine

Yours look much more expensive than mine. They look like the most expensive caps ever made.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:52, archived)

my friend is a vampire

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)

my dog is a vampire

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:57, archived)

My dog isn't. I just do this to annoy him.

(OtaKuno, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 8:22, archived)

do frogs have teeth?

Find out in this week's edition of AboutFrogs.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

my bat is a vampire

He does not like to show off his teeth much though. His name is Arron.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)

he's got a nasty little cavity

on his front left tooth. I think he should see a dentist about that.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)

although my own dental hygene leaves

something to be desired:

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:11, archived)

yum.

Britney has no teeth. (image doesn't work linked from here).

and I found this while searching for it. Cute!

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:18, archived)

We're in!

Does anyone feel like photoshopping this?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)

Suckka

FOOL

(you aint gettin me in no plane Fool....)

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)

Does anyone know

what the crime was that the A-team were wanted for but didn't commit? Was it hair related?

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mrbrong, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

i think it

may have involved drugging milk.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 12:07, archived)

this man

is a genius.

http://www.nicolaiwallner.com/artists/david/david.html

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

He's friends with

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)

in what

way?

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)

You know that feeling

you get when you talk to someone who's mentally retarded?
A weird sort of I-feel-sorry-for-you kind of thing in the pit of your stomach?
His drawings give me that.

(OtaKuno, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)

More fun

Make complaints about hotel rooms in Prague that you've never stayed in. (I complained about the snake).
www.travelinczech.com/common/eval_hotel.php?lang=en&huid=1

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mrbrong, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:47, archived)

he he

those silly czechs - will they ever learn?

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)

Fantastic new Mug

A Bloke in my office got this new tea mug the other day. I was way jealous.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:24, archived)

does he drink

salt water?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:24, archived)

Might do

but mostly, ISO reference standard Tea (white,no-sugar).

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

i want one!

it's got a happy crab and everything! I WANT ONE NOW!

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

It was 99p after all

I thought you would, it makes such perfect sense doesn't it. Maybe you'll get one for Christmas if you are good.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:41, archived)

That Mug

Is clear and it actually has brine and crabs in it.

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)

Yes

The first lobster has what appears to be a pipe and a small red bag with stuff in, and the red psuedo lobster seems to be boxing with the crab. Isn't that how it always ends up.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:07, archived)

or one of these

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:34, archived)

Tshirts and stuff...

I was thining of making a b3ta Tshirt - Thats how much i love you guys... with a big b3ta logo on the back and the email man saying 'i love the web' on the left hand side o the chest.. but if you guy have a line of clothes coming out soon i'll give it a miss (copyright laws - although most of the images here are pilfered from somewhere..)

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:40, archived)

Hal... if you want the man

and you want to make a t shirt out of it, I can send you the illustrator file if you want - I drew him in illustrator...
:) let me know.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:07, archived)

i was thinking about

doing rathergood t-shirts with cafe express, but then i saw their international postage rates....
I want a t-shirt of mick hucknall fucking the bunny, and a fear the crab one, and a crab vader one, and a blode one, and a frightened boy one, and i want to sell them and make money and stuff and bring a little joy into peoples lives and that's not so much to ask is it?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)

for one-offs, personalprint.com

aren't too bad but they are quite restrictive on how the shirt is designed (you can pretty much plonk an image and some text down). It's about £14 each I think. Also they are not too hot on cutouts, etc.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)

the mug they made me was *great*

btw: don't get excited. the person drinking isn't me.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

Spoilsport!

Can we have a photo of you instead??
We also want one of pep to solve a disagreement Mr Tea and I have...

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)

Naughty

The Wife leave the nice board people alone

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)

what's the argument about Pep?

Is it to do with hormone cream?

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)

We can't decide

whether pep is a girly girl, a girly bloke, a blokey girl or a blokey bloke pretending to be one of the above..I think...

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:25, archived)

pep might not be a lady

but s/he's all woman.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)

oh lord

I was scratching my beard trying to think of a reply - stood up and tripped over my heels, broke a nail and got my tie caught in the printer.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:38, archived)

oh pep

... you and your ambiguous gender play....

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

Well that

sorts all that out then. Glad you could help..

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:45, archived)

I'm sorry, I made you and Mr TheWife

a cup of tea tho'
:)

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)

That's lovely

you can come round anytime for tea

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:09, archived)

awww, thankyou.

I was trying to think of something nice to do with it (animated) but i can't think of anything.
If Mr The Wife would like it for anything he is welcome.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:13, archived)

have you seen craig's

swimming in coffee boy? (in the special things section of flipflopflyin.com ) - it's one of the nicest things i've ever seen.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:22, archived)

Excited!!

I've been too busy with Prawnzilla (still in production), to do a nice cup of tea for my site. Could you mail to my contacts address. Illustrator is good for me! Woo.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:24, archived)

of course!

I'll do it now - pop the kettle on.
:)

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)

How do you take it?

milk and sugar?

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)

milk no sugar, thank you

robs gonna mail it - he holds the stamps for the b3ta post...

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:53, archived)

That's uncanny

Our web boys have just finished a re-vamp of our site with the same blue and white stripey look. We were all saying how it sends subliminal tea vibes.

Thank you for tea can I use it on NiceCupOfTea?

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:20, archived)

in an ideal world

i'd make them available for sale from rathergood, but i don't have a secure e-blahdeblah so would need to use a third party system that didn't involve me pre-printing at my own expense- haven't come across anyone else who does that except for cafe press. any ideas?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

PersonalPrint.co.uk

do a simlilar ting

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chimpy, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)

it's great but

they don't let you set up a shop on their system like cafe press do. dunno why, it's such an obvious thing to do.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:34, archived)

that would be cool ...

i dont use illustrator much but have it somewhere... i tend to use flash for everything! also a big phat copy of the logo would be cool as well.
ill get it done this weekend and take a photo... might even go clubbing in it!
send it to anyone of these comedy addresses...
[email protected]
[email protected]

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:30, archived)

in a crazy act of illustrator-ness...

I'll mail you the illo file in a low version, so you should be able to open it in flash anyway. I'll do the logo as a high res jpg.
is that ok?
cool.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)

sorted ...

cant wait

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:57, archived)

dagnabbit - I'm a fool - look - go here instead...

http://www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/weblove.ai

and
here

it's easier...

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:04, archived)

or one of these?

This is my first ever submission. Treat it gently.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 14:28, archived)

horror

more www.rialto.com/beatrice/bamb2000.mv

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)

ugh! It has real hair.

I know someone who'd like one...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:12, archived)

..because

his hair isn't real, of course.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)

Whose song is that remembered?

The bumptown lampshade
The towncar in lane
The armchair freight train
Don’t slow me down
It was a phone call free trade
It was a mis-heard exchange
The Bunny

Her hair care products
Her long locks cropped off
Her crapped-out boombox
Don’t stop the move no
Her matchbox slapstick
Soapbox and capsules
The Bunny

I know the non-dispendable
I need to get it to the bus stop
I know the non-dispendable
I know the non-dispendable
I need to get it to
The Bunny

Aw jam the door jam the door jam the door
The Bunny

(SoulCoughing)

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:22, archived)

what the fuck

is that all about/

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)

Is stockport really like this?

I love the animations on this site:
www.mrscruff.com

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mrbrong, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:06, archived)

Another sign

This one's from the new computer lab at Cambridge University

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chthonic, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:59, archived)

What about in the toilets

That would be harsh

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:06, archived)

that would be cool.

in the blokes.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:01, archived)

b3ta challenge 4

all yours...

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:58, archived)

there's a hint

of flipflopflyin's colour-ins to this innit. woo.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:05, archived)

there IS but

it's lacking in pixels.
Also there's a hint of organic yougurt thing in it too. (yesterday).
But hey...

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:07, archived)

yeah... but also MrBong's

colour in yesterday.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:09, archived)

and the books i had when i was

about 3

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)

obvious

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:18, archived)

Bunny love Lizard

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

i LIKE that

ROB! Make a game like that!

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:30, archived)

i like it

would love a special edition of the bunny game... hmm...

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)

not feeling creative today

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:32, archived)

my entry

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buttercup, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:35, archived)

old school lizard

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:49, archived)

I'm shit at this

(neil, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:51, archived)

i made a flash one

best with the sound on

actually, it's completely awful.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:53, archived)

go joel! fantastic

use of characters.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)

THAT is genius.

The music is skill.
Perhaps you could dj at the wedding of these?

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)

thanks pep

craig at flipflopflyin asked me to do something with the miami vice tune yesterday and i couldn't think of anything. i'll happily dj at the wedding, as long as i get a bridesmaid. is that ok?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)

will you look like this?

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)

Thet's lovely

Can i marry crab bloke?

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:21, archived)

did you take that with a spy cam?

yes, that's what i'll look like. and wifey- i thought you were already married.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)

i like your pretty earrings.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:33, archived)

Mr Tea won't mind.

He's quite placid from eating lots of biscuits, and drinking lots of tea.

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:45, archived)

Today I'm eating

Strange German/Welsh Jaffa Cake alike Rasberry Cakes. No one else here likes them, and I'm not keen.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:57, archived)

oooh, not sure I like the sound of those

keep it real with Jaffa I say.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)

The're not good

I'm feeling slight queezy now, only two more to go.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

Finished

Gik

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:23, archived)

don't go to blackpool

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

That's brilliant

advice

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mrbrong, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)

that is

FANTASTIC!

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:06, archived)

Spent far too long on this

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chthonic, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)

is that bod?

I love bod.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:15, archived)

bod

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)

Did you know

Bod was banned in Ireland as bod in gaelic is penis...he,he,chuckle

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)

my parents' nickname for me was bod.

damn it. it explains a lot.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:29, archived)

woo!

yes, that's exactly what should happen. hooray!

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:15, archived)

as i just said out loud, by accident

"oh my god that's brilliant!"

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:21, archived)

fantastic

it was worth the time spent -
what else would you be doing working? on a friday?

(Pieforce, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:37, archived)

this is what I saw

when I looked through my telescope at mars.

(Esteban, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:26, archived)

blimey

i bet you weren't expecting that.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:31, archived)

Lizard Queens are coming...

(Tom Coates, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:31, archived)

where's the lizard?

where?

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:33, archived)

Everyone's a critic

You're not even LOOKING! LOOK AT THE HELMET! LOOK AT THE HELMET!

(Tom Coates, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:34, archived)

its' there it's there!

don't you see?
(In the helmet...)

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:34, archived)

very cool

i knew that was what it was like in space. now i have proof.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:57, archived)

Went down the local at lunch

Not to bad for my first ever animated gif :)
(sorry bout the 140k think)

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)

very good mate

hooray! animated gifs rock. does the lizard have nice tits then?

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

i think he is just leering at anything with boobs

i the lizard is a bloke but he might have some nice firm pecks if he goes down the gym a lot...

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)

with accompanying sound...

Audio (from Spaced)

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)

that is soooo cool

spesh with the music. i should animate this really, can i justify wasting even more time? aaargh.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

lizards adventures at the bar

(scroogedmcduckz, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)

WHO

is that MAN?

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)

who is that man?

i dunno but he sure does need that G&T. actually make it a double....

(scroogedmcduckz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 16:36, archived)

God knows what was going on in my head when I made this:

Hi, I'm new by the way.

(bustab, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 13:23, archived)

Hello bustab

Nice picture! I'm not new, I'm very old...

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Wifey, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 14:52, archived)

still hungry...

always waking up in the middle of the night for an extra feed...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 17:31, archived)

hungry baby

fed baby.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:41, archived)

I think its because he's teething

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:48, archived)

jesus christ

I have seen evil.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:00, archived)

Lizardardo de Vinci

hiss

(Autoclave, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 1:52, archived)

that's beautiful

lovely colours.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:52, archived)

and not a lizard in sight

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)

all you need

is David Icke popping up in the background, saying I told you so

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

Whoops!

Too many gradients perhaps?
Ah, well. Next time I make heem smaller, yes?

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:42, archived)

This man finds that amusing

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)

thanks simon

that's nicely animated.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:15, archived)

NEW LIZARD ALERT - via Stuart Parkins

he says, "how do i post a pic on the b3ta board? anyway - here's my pathetic attempt"

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:57, archived)

Skinnemup

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)

T'weren't me

'twas Raschop. He doesn't know how to post.

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)

Now this on the other hand...

Good Game!

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:47, archived)

uncle simon, b3ta salutes you

that's a fine bit of work.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:54, archived)

goddamn! I love that

i want curtains!

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)

This is a sort of a variation

on the cat game...

OK, computer, microwave, mobile phone.

Is the echidna the cuddly toy?

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chthonic, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:42, archived)

Too right!

Got it in one, my fine friend.

Glad you all like it.

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:01, archived)

aha

that was EXACTLY the thinking behind catgame. well spotted.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:31, archived)

Lizard (via Stuart Parkins)

Stu says, "do you like this one? it's me and my boys out for a beer"

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:25, archived)

which one is you stu?

we're liking man-of-much-curlyness

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)

the boys!

that's (l to r) liz, stu and my good friend the infamous superstar dj nervous stephen!

(stu, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:09, archived)

bloody hell stu

looks like youve pulled

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:23, archived)

isn't he....

one of the Goodies ?

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:58, archived)

not any more

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:16, archived)

he rocks soooooooo hard with a

beard like that.
If you look at him too long (it's been about 4 hours now) he kinda looks like one of those weird faces that you draw on peoples chins when they're upside down...
um.. does anyone know what I mean?
ah. I'll get me coat.

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:20, archived)

A star is born

(drToutatis, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 17:26, archived)

lizard is hungry for mac&cheese

i'm hungry for something else

(roboto, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 2:34, archived)

frog chillin

MISTER_MAKER FROM WWW.GAYHIPHOP.COM

HEY SORRY IT'S A BIT NAFF, DID A QUICKY BEFORE UNI. .. THINK IT'S FUNNY THOUGH ., . . .

(maker, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:32, archived)

another angry evil cat

http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)

all cats do that

but only when you are asleep. I caught one at it once. That noise which sounds like two cats fighting is actually their eyes warming up like a camera flash.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:58, archived)

oh god - is that true?

do dogs do the same thing? I'm staying at someones house at the weekend and they have a dog. what if i wake up unexpectedly in the middle of the night?

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:19, archived)

dogs are ok

Dogs just sing Elvis when you sleep. It can be quite relaxing.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:47, archived)

ahhh, that's why i slept so well

in my childhood home.
I'm quite relieved actually.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:02, archived)

god that's SO scarey

it really is. The noise is ...arrggg.
I am scared.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:00, archived)

that's fantastic

simple and extremely effective. i love it.

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:04, archived)

I need a job

anyone need a gimp or something?

(Pieforce, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:51, archived)

will you be my bitch?

cool.
Actually - i just remembered - a while back i was walking to work - a man shouted at me to call me over.
I walked over a bit - with caution...
he said "will you let me do all your house work for you? And then spank me?"
I said" I'd love to, but I'm late for work".
I was quite taken a back. He shouted his phone number at me as i walked away.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:02, archived)

Yup ... that was me

you never called

(Pieforce, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:32, archived)

sweetheart...

HOOVER! Get to it NOW!

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

Shortly after there was a nasty fizzing noise

Took ages to dry them out and reboot them all.

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chthonic, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:48, archived)

yeh.... are you having a go on the ...

... Electric Hawkings song too?

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:56, archived)

I wish

Got some ideas (as you know), but no time or the right tools here.

Oh, and my office bandwidth is so cruddy at the moment, I've only managed to d/l the first 30 seconds of the music, repeatedly :(

Must dig about to see if we have flash here - I've never done any.

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chthonic, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:02, archived)

some campaigns

are just pointless:

www.dezinecafe.com/formbuttons/

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:37, archived)

he's right though

clear buttons suck. utterly pointless. I think 99.9% of the times I clicked one, it's been in error.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:40, archived)

I always quite like it when

they look identical to the submit and are situated next to it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)

Improved robo-cat

with less threatening appearance

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:24, archived)

But could they drive the robo car?

-- A new vehicle called "the pod" developed by Japan's Toyota Motor Corp and electronics giant Sony Corp will smile frown and cry not to mention take your pulse and measure your sweat. The car is seen in an undated handout photo. It has been designed to show emotion and learn from driver experience and will be on display for the first time at the Tokyo Motor Show that begins next week.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:34, archived)

did you...

...read the Metro this morning, rob?

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:35, archived)

nah... got the link from Fark

There are never any Metros left when I get to the train station. Bastards.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:38, archived)

will there be enough room

for headperformance?

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:06, archived)

Will it make

Tea. Sort it out the Japanese. Think it through.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)

if it measures your sweat then

it can't be all bad.
I always want mine measured.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)

Yes but to what extent

Does it just decide that you are sweaty. Or does it try to measure exactly how much sweat there, that would need some kind of special sweat absorbing suit that you wore, to be sure of getting all your sweat, sort of Dune stylee. In which case it could probably turn it back into tea with a well placed tea bag unit. That could be handy.

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:56, archived)

sweat-tea.

sweaT.. UM. There's a brand in there somewhere, and i think I like it.
Wouldn't like to drink it, but hell, it's only for the Japanese.

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 6:05, archived)

Some Danish gum

(Pieforce, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)

Possibly inspired by this

(Pieforce, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:28, archived)

another photo of the robocat

-- this is so wrong. it looks like amateur taxidermy.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:35, archived)

Those eyes

are really really evil. I wouldn't let that near my children. Or in my house actually. And I bet it couldn't chase flies like my cat either. sheesh. What next? Robo-Bunnies?

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:42, archived)

the one on the right looks like

everything it says is sarcastic.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:46, archived)

a chap I know has an Aibo -

- the Sony robot dog thing. It's very very weird. I patted it's head and it's eyes glowed red.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)

robobunny

.
Complete with sarcastic eye.

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)

it really is the sarcastic eye that makes it

personally i want jewish robots. like in woody allens sleeper.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:14, archived)

Remember when designing logos

To choose an appropriate typeface

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hal9000 sme, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:31, archived)

Where is that?

Can I go there?

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Wifey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 4:32, archived)

great stuff

more signs here.

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 5:16, archived)

wow - have you done an image search

on zzyzx? The number of people who have different photos of this sign on their sites is amazing.
Near my uncle's house in Wales, there is a sign that says 'Logon 2 miles'. Never had a camera ready for that one yet.

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chthonic, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)

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