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this is cool

but german.
Makes me wish i worked in a tall building and it was night-time and I knew people on other floors and had a friend miles away with a camera and ... and...
y'know.

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pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:25, archived)

Can we take over centrepoint for a day?

I liked the US students who did a similar thing with Tetris.

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:30, archived)

maybe something like this...

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:40, archived)

thank you!

that's lovely.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:42, archived)

ahhh

photos(hop) never lies eh?

how many building can we spam art the b3ta logo onto then?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)

here's another

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)

more! more!

we need more towers.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)

Le b3ta

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hal9000 sme, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)

b3ta millennium

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:59, archived)

do they never clean the tower?

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:11, archived)

Now we are a terrorist target

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chthonic, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)

and a bank?

not on my wages.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

although it's a fantastic collection of work

we really should find a way of using these.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 12:40, archived)

b3ta at the BBC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/tomjones/links.shtml?index - wow. we've made the "BBC Tom Jones Links Page."

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:24, archived)

that link...

...didn't work for me. Should it be: http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/tomjones/links.shtml?index...?
Very cool. I'm sure Tom himself would be a fan.

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:27, archived)

oops. i fixed the link

just as your were replying.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:29, archived)

i love tall buildings

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:28, archived)

i wonder if they

meant HOURS of fun literally. I do like to think of someone playing nothing but cats all day.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)

yeah... you'd have to be quite mad to play it for more than a minute or two

it's very very annoying.

And it does weird things to your brain - attempting to simultaneously defocus / concentrate on the center of the screen.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:41, archived)

Photoshop tennis

sure you have all seen but quite good anyway. got it off the bbc site

www.coudal.com/tennis.html#

(Veebo, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)

Balloons!

(roboto, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:41, archived)

hold on...

...isn't that the bloke from the WTC fake photo?

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)

it's now got a site

http://www.touristofdeath.com - via guardian.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)

remember this?

Pitfall Harry used to fly on balloons in this.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:21, archived)

Balloons!

Thanks for the link to my site. People on this messageboard would probably think I was a lot cooler if I said I all the photos on my site were composite images I made in Photoshop -- unfortunately, they're just real photos of me flying with lot of big helium-filled balloons. It's the most wonderful thing ever (next to Photoshop). Enjoy!

(John Ninomiya, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 22:45, archived)

AWARD! the most promising URL with the most dissapointing content

http://www.monkeyporn.co.uk

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:27, archived)

you are right

why have they not put some monkey porn on there? I think there is a gap in the market for this.

(Esteban, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:40, archived)

my god...

... quite disturbed. Searching for some monkey porn and all I found was this: (WARNING: pretty horrid) http://www.lowbrowartworld.com/images/monkey_rape.jpg.

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:41, archived)

i made this once

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:16, archived)

Prawnzilla now showing

Its eventually finished, thanks in part to 3.5 inches of rain keeping me in all weekend.

Click on the piccy

Or this one for direct link to SWF file

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nicey, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 17:51, archived)

not having much luck downloading it

this morning...

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:39, archived)

Looks like PC?Mac type issue

The object tag Works fine on Macs, but it seems broken on this PC I'll fix it tonight. Hope you can all get to it in the meantime.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)

ah hahahahahahaaaaa (evil laugh)

I had no probs. i was one mac
Macs rule etc etc etc etc etc...
(oh, and they look nice)

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pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:29, archived)

horrah for macs!

My mum just bought a new top of the range imac - which was rude I think..

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Wifey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:18, archived)

the flash

file is missing.

(Esteban, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:42, archived)

the direct link to the flash file

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/s.payne8/media/prawnzilla.swf

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:44, archived)

nice! Good noises...

and umm - did you REALLY grow the marrows... really, honestly?

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pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:46, archived)

Yes

Yes I did, and I made the compost in which they grew. This is the sort of lengths we go to.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:28, archived)

woo!

that's fantastic - is the real prawnzilla as big as a bus?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:46, archived)

He is

In fact as big as that particular bus.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:30, archived)

Yay!

Hooray! That's brilliant. I want to be able to fire marrows from my arms. Mr tea- do you know how he does it? reckon I might be able to learn?

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)

You want to

Start off small with gerkins, then when you feel confident courgettes, and finally Marrows.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:33, archived)

thanks mate

tried 2 large jars of gherkins- the kitchen's a bit stinky now, but I'm still throwing or flicking rather than firing them. I'll get down the shop for some more ammo.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)

Be sure

To get a sheep, to use as target practice, and if you can't get a sheep then a goat or small antelope can be subsituted. You can also try cornicheons (think thats how its spelt), which are french fighting gerkins.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:21, archived)

Wow!

You just brought the entire office, well farm, to a standstill.

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mrbrong, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:15, archived)

Splendid

So I could put up the quote "It stopped my farm" MrBrong
BTW My uncle lives in the Yeo valley near the Yogurt Barons.

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nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:28, archived)

Feel free

to use my quotes, and see if prawnzilla can stop the yoghurt barons.

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mrbrong, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:37, archived)

Alphaente - Duck of Ineffable Wisdom

Well ... thats from:

www.superduck.de

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 15:23, archived)

...finished

burp

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 14:32, archived)

ha ha

if only we had a "picture of the day" button. cal? cal?

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:38, archived)

there is a ghostly apparition

in the wall paper. can you see it? can you?

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:39, archived)

is it...

...a lion?

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:54, archived)

is that aslan?

he was like jesus in lion form wasn't he? which is kind of appropriate for an apparition isn't it?

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 4:29, archived)

what a noble beast.

But not half as noble as Aslan Abashidze, Head of the Adjarian Supreme Council

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:04, archived)

take a close look at that picture again

he's guna have every religious nutcase from around the world knocking on his door....

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hal9000 sme, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:52, archived)

Jesus Christ!

er... I mean Jesus Christ.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:14, archived)

n3wbie art

hello everyone. i am new.

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_3996574/photoshop+tomfoolery/lizard.jpg?bczgp07A7H_em0XQ

(rick dangerous, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 4:29, archived)

Sorry. That image is broken

email it us - if you like.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:34, archived)

Maybe..

.. a 'how to post pictures' button at the top of this page would save a lot of grief?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:50, archived)

true... we have a few things we need to do

actually - anything else you think might be cool (within reason and especially if it means i don't have to do anything at all!), let us know...

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pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:53, archived)

ah Rick Dangerous

what a truly fantastic computer game that was...

When did I get old?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:24, archived)

Kitties

Someone once told me that cats act the way they do because they remember when we worshipped them as gods.
www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.swf

(wargasmatron, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)

someone showed us this the other day

and it really IS the scariest thing in the universe.
I actually thought about it at the weekend when i was away from the computer, it was THAT scarey.

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pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:55, archived)

This is one of my favourite books on my bookshelf:

Spoken Cat and Relevant Factors in Worldview. A strong believer in the superiority of the feline.

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:06, archived)

NO Beatles for you.

http://foxrocks.com/twisted/nobeatlesforyou.swf

(wargasmatron, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)

i like that.

a lot. is it from the radio?

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rob, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 11:13, archived)

(Insert explicit caption here)

Let's hope PhotoIsland leaves this up for more then 3 seconds.

(OtaKuno, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)

Ok, fuck it.

If you really want to see my pic, go here:
www.geocities.com/otakuno1/FSPbeta.jpg

(OtaKuno, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 9:04, archived)

or look here.

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rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:49, archived)

photoisland...

...expire your images after a while. To make them last for three months, click on the picture to make it full size and on the left there is a link to "link this picture for auction". It will create a more permanent link. Any link starting with atlantic.photoisland or pacific.photoisland will expire in a short time.

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AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 3:23, archived)

Poke the bunny

So what are you waiting for?

Poke it.

(hackmesser, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 6:45, archived)

this is frustrating

how do i put on my colour-in thingy?

(AvA_aDORe, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 18:19, archived)

Stuff

First you need to put your piccy up on a server on the internet. You probably have some web space with your ISP, so that you can do your own web site. Your ISP should have a FAQ telling you all this stuff. You need to figure out the ftp address for your web space and you should know your password and user name. You'll need some sort of FTP client program. Once you have your picture uploaded, then point your web browser at it , if you have figured out your FTP address then you should have worked out your web address. If you can see it on the web then we should be able to see it aswell. The last step is to put an HTML image tag in your posting here, like this <img src="http://www.mysite.com/mypiccy.jpg" >. You can cut and paste the address from your browser, if you were just looking at your picture. Try and make sure that your piccy isn't too big less than 30Kbytes is nice, otherwise the board takkes forever to load. If you want to be extra nice you can add width=xxx and hieght=yyy to your image tag, where xxx is the width in pixels and yyy is the height. This makes the board page display with fewer refreshes.

Hoorah.

Hope that helps.

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nicey, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 5:21, archived)

nicey - you're so cool

you should be a teacher!

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 6:30, archived)

if you don't have webspace,

you can mail in your colour in competition thing straight to us (at b3ta - link at the top) if you like... we'd like to see it, but we wont get a chance to do anything with it till monday.

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)

Woo Nice

Thanks Pep

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nicey, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 17:41, archived)

YEAAHH!

nice!
:)

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 6:28, archived)

eek! I just posted to say how cool that is

and then my message disappeared... oops.
It looks great - and it looks cool on your site.
Just showed your site to someone who thinks you are a genius!
I'm off now to the land of no internet - have a good weekend...
:)

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 6:36, archived)

Oooh

http://www.geocities.com/maelstrom_3333/ - and click "yousend.jpg"

For those of you who don't live in the UK (most of you probably), this is a take off of a series of ads by the Post Office.

Just so you know

(Maels, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 16:18, archived)

again again!

the link broke...

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 7:02, archived)

That made me

and my mother-in-law laugh...

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Wifey, Sun 21 Oct 2001, 12:41, archived)

Hot Action

furnitureporn

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Harold, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 14:43, archived)

what is going on here?

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 12:18, archived)

not sure, but

it looks like someone wallpapered the cair they're sitting on.

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

build your own light sabre

What you do with it then is something of a mystery to me. http://www.wordsmithdigital.com/saber/

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AndyK, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:42, archived)

apparantly,

theoretically, light sabres are entirely possible. BUT you can't stop a lazer at the point where you'd want the lazer to end... that's why they don't make them yet - if they could stop them, they could make one...

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pep, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 12:05, archived)

Killer Cricket

Like Cricket (or not) and hate moles ???

Fancy getting some agro out of your system ???

Check this out . . . Just Not Cricket, it takes 30 seconds or so to get past the opening comentary (and aparantly they're badgers)

(Jodrell, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)

they should be moles, it's true

and boy are they viscious.
Nicely made game.
(you can tell we didn't make it!)

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pep, Sat 20 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)

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