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My first Googlewhack

Manometer Transmogrification.
Not a massive score though... 277,288,000

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

Are you sure?

I dont see any results There should be one. And only one.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

I think your

homozygous narwhal should be outlawed as its a honeytrap/tarpit trap page randomly generated from the dictionary to mess up spiderbots (see www.monkeys.com/wpoison for more details. Surely "real-life" pages are what ought to count.

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

hmmmmm

I dont know if it is fair to ammend the rule in this way. It is a web page, it was noticed by google, and that should be all that matters. If we start making wordlist pages illegal, then we may as well diclare google useless, as that is all I can ever seem to find :/

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)

But the

Googlewhack page (not yours L) disallows word-list/dictionary pages...

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helmetcream, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

I think

that the googlewhack page (not mine) is in error.

so there.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:05, archived)

if you get a "we have ommitted results" bit

does that still count as a googlewhack?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)

yes

I will make this clearer on the rules page.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:31, archived)

Well it worked last night

but now it gets 0 results :(

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:59, archived)

Give it a while

and this page might be the single match for it. ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

I'll keep trying

that page is out there somewhere!

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

Just got one

Transmembrane Soiree
113,000 x 89,600 = 10,124,800

Not sure if that's a good low score or a crap high score.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)

beat ya...

"Fornicated Thermodynamics" = 1071360000 points 8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

Thats a good one

seeing as thermodynamics (as a subject at uni) is screwed!

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

Woo!

I just did my first googlewhack! Pompadour Freshman.

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pete, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)

In what way is

this a google whack?

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:36, archived)

hi i'm new

hey everybody....just wondering how i submit a picture to the board. can anyone help? purleeze huh? anyone?

(Bandgeekmafia, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)

here is a

handy guide

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)

hello! There is also a guide

here which will tell you how to put up pictures, not google whack!
;)

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pep, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:00, archived)

lol

I was wondering when someone would show me up for the shameless advertiser that I am.

Shame on me for confusing n00bs.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)

s'ok - i fixed <i> another</i> one of your links

a bit lower down too - you were an http short. Also - i put you in the blog - so your shameless ad's are working!
:)

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pep, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)

The Atomium

my first attempt

if the image doesn't show, click it

(alfons, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)

that is so amazingly cool it hurts.

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)

Did I mention

How fun google whacking is?

No one has beaten my score yet. Can you?

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 2:54, archived)

Did you sort out your form?

See (possibly) helpful advice below......

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 3:41, archived)

I got one..

but my stupid comp won't let me submit it..
1st word: pneumonoutramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2nd: retiree
points: 489600000
Doesn't beat yours, but at least I got a google whack.

(Kimbo, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 3:47, archived)

sorry

that doesn't count. Both words have to be underlined in the top blue bar (which means they are found in the dictionary, and are real words) and pneumonoutramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is not underlined, so the google whack does not count.

Here is a handy hint : Use one word which is bound to be on loads of websites (eg aluminium) and then pair it with a rarer word (chihuahua)to get a high score.

Aluminium and chihuahua are not a google whack. so dont even try.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)

Woo

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:03, archived)

So Close!

"dermatomyositis britney" returns 2 results. The product of their individual searches is 63,114,000,000. Not bad for a first attempt?

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:40, archived)

The form is ok now I think

although it irritates me, I dont mind reviving it as an attatchment. And at least it is instant.

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:13, archived)

Talking shite

I was last night! The enctype="text/plain" should be an attribute of the form tag and not the input tag for the submit button.

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)

woo!

Now it works just fine! No more attatchments for me :)

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:57, archived)

I win! I win!

golliwog accountancy
1,763,750,000 points
yay for me!

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:01, archived)

Sorry pal

Found it!
britney magnetostriction
scores 16,171,000,000 !

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:12, archived)

Sorry, but britney

aint in the dictionary

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rockyrobin, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)

quite

right. No google whack for you!

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)

So what about

existentialist cavitation
scores 1,905,170,000

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:38, archived)

damn you with your high scoring words

dont you worry... I will beat you... just you wait!

(Lazarus, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:10, archived)

can't say

fairer than that

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rockyrobin, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 10:01, archived)

I thought

we were striving for the lowest possible score...
After re-reading the Googlewhacking page I found out it's also a possibility. It is quite difficult to get a low score, so I guess the records list works both ways.

(alfons, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)

yeah!

you tell 'em!!! ; )

(scabby dog, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)

i beat it..

at least in my world - im going for the lowest score : )

(scabby dog, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)

shocked

There are 13.300 sites featuring the words Titanium and Peanut. And I thought I was on to a winner 8o(

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)

Can you tell..

that I'm bored?

(Kimbo, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 23:23, archived)

I'm just screwing around..

with the stuff I just picked up in the tutorials. Shape tweening...woo!

(Kimbo, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 23:24, archived)

but it would appear...

you did that at 5am or so - you should be asleep young man.

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pep, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)

look at his eye...

..and he's holding a bee.. bwah haha.
ooh its soo late..

(scabby dog, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 20:56, archived)

excellent

bee gags rock

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crab_bloke), Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:51, archived)

sir no sir sgt. sir no..sir

(scabby dog, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 20:48, archived)

Sarge's got some nice ones..

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

(Kimbo, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 22:39, archived)

Everyone had their eye on it

It's a bird! It's a plane! ...and it's a UFO. And a plane. And the Twin Towers. What do we shoot at?

(AckOmega, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 20:04, archived)

Evilcat

...goes hippy

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pabulum, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 19:53, archived)

is that from

little fluffy clouds?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)

Yeh

Don't know whose mix though - it's an mp3 I picked up

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pabulum, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

Sometimes, you wonder...

Why?

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rockyrobin, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 19:15, archived)

My new...

hypnotism technique. Feeling sleepy yet?

You will visit my site..You will visit my site...etc.

(Kimbo, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 18:53, archived)

life sucks...

i've just split up with my boyfriend and i'm relying on you lot to entertain me and stop me crying... :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:37, archived)

why dont you

Google Whack

(Lazarus, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 17:02, archived)

google whacked : )

ive just submitted my googlewhack - score 474
: D

(scabby dog, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 17:40, archived)

oops

i did + instead of x
im sure Lazarus will set me straight on his page tho : )

(scabby dog, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 19:21, archived)

for all those googlewhackers out there

I just made this site.

I am having a bit of trouble with the form posting html. any help would be nice :)

(Lazarus, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:36, archived)

what touble?

what do you need to know?

(twelveways, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:59, archived)

I think I have got it licked now

but It would be nice for the form to send me an email in text form rather than as an .Att file :/

(Lazarus, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 17:01, archived)

Your form

I spotted you'd missed the closing bracket on your submit tag. Have you got that already? To get the text lining up nicely in the email, you add enctype="text/plain" to your submit tag.

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pabulum, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 20:35, archived)

Star Trek

fans: You can't afford to miss my Star Trek Babble Generator.
It sucks!

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helmetcream, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:30, archived)

omg

now I know where they get the startrek scripts from

(Lazarus, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:34, archived)

They've

been ripping me off for decades!

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helmetcream, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 16:42, archived)

celebrity drug watch

britney on tv at the moment. not the usual scratch the nose subtly because of charlie. oh no she goes one better and does that snotty kid at school who wipes his nose on his sleeve.

you read it here first britney is a coke head.

(Anthill Mob, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 15:49, archived)

Don't all

famous people play in the snow?

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helmetcream, Sat 26 Jan 2002, 15:55, archived)