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# Longest ear hair world record
ananova story with pic...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_514462.html
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# that
is gross.
(que, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Shocking, really...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
#  
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)
# Ebay
I have spent ALL DAY at school trying to find the auction on Ebay of a piece of cardboard. Someone give me the link, I am going mental trying to find it!
(Kamui No Kokoro, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)
# And they say kids today don't know the meaning of hard work.
Well done, keep up the effort and you shall be rewarded.

Maybe with some nice biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:05, archived)
# I remember something similar.....
I put on GC ages back. Someone forked out about 400 dollars for an empty PS2 box. Ah, yes, here it is clicketypop
Unfortunately, it was actually intentional, and just described in a slightly misleading manner. The auction's been wiped now tho.
I believe it was NTK I stole it from. God Bless 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)
# Strangest suicide note ever!!!!






(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:58, archived)
# very good
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# public school
education?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Hell
It was rumoured at my school,
and it was a plain old secondary...

*shiver*

I'm going to have nightmares...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)
# oh dear...
(vertino, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Errr
Don't spoil the biscuits, will ya?
(BïF, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:16, archived)
# they're
custard creams.

ok, I've already got my coat on.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# >crunch!< oops....





(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Congrats! It's a.........
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Oi!
No orking! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:40, archived)
# is that
danes or dwights baby, then?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Wow... automatic biscuit image generator

(from here)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:33, archived)
# Thats
so cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Very nice, looks a bit like garibaldi
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:37, archived)
# So Tempting...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:52, archived)
# also the
Heart Generator is cool
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Not so....
...the use of the phrase "All your heart are belong to Us" disqualifies it from being cool. It's automatically dropped to Tepid.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# I decided to overlook
that little indiscretion....
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:00, archived)
# the "recently made" section is quite good,
though hardly surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# "Furtiveness not so genetic" say scientists
http://www.exzooberance.com/animal%20pictures/wildlife%20close-ups%2001/Polar%20Bear%20471089.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:11, archived)
# So
Furtive's furtive nature is a product of his environment?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)
# my first image post
This is an experiment



I've not got any webspace to host my images yet so I can't post any of my new stuff.

But here's a banner I put together for my band's website....

It's an old version cos the site needs updating. I've animated it since...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Yay
can you play 4 wind instruments at once?

[ooh - imagine if you got a cold. all that snot]
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:15, archived)
# The real problem is...
...the additional cost of cocaine. You know what musicians are like...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:19, archived)
# I should probably point out...
...that none of the band actually use cocaine, that was a joke. Just in case anyone who knows us sees this.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:25, archived)
# hair
is it an image manipulation thing or are the band receeding?
(chimpy's girl, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:18, archived)
# The guy on the left...
...is receding quite badly so has had a shaved head the past few years. Making it difficult to blend with the rest of us, but never mind.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:20, archived)
# following on from
misheard lyrics, how about some literal lyrics - I think that the new R Kelly single is bursting with b3ta-able imagery if the lyrics are taken not as metaphor, but literal.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# If you go
to the "Stream of Conciousness" section of my site, you'll see that I like literal lyric interpretation as well :) What are the lyrics of R Kelly's new song? I don't want to actually have to expose myself to the song just to find out :))
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# he sings about
being a mountain top and a star in the sky...

(btw car sidelights are used to flash the car infront in order to give a winking gesture and thus prevent roadrage)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)
# Huh?
Surely its easier to flash yer beams than yer sidelights, seeing as there is a position on the stalk designed to do this...

Sidelights are pointless!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:13, archived)
# but flashing your
beams is a stare out, not a wink.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:20, archived)
# And
you actually do this when you are driving, do you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)
# no
I turn them off and close my eyes.

I usually end up where I want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:24, archived)
# Hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:39, archived)
# heaven
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:44, archived)
# an interesting experiment
http://www.nerve.com/regulars/quickies/ididitforscience/injaculation/
(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:52, archived)
# Whats Jordan doing today?
She's either waterskiing on her ass, or she's doing an impressively HUGE fart into a lake... either way, I say Bravo!

Oh my god... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# Jordan Waterskiing on her ass
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:58, archived)
# Oh my god...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)
# dambusters
imagine if we'd had one of those in the war!
(chimpy's girl, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:20, archived)
# bloody hell
bloody hell i fuckin hate peugeots i rape bmws and jordan
(jkel, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 11:44, archived)
# JORDAN
LOOKS LIKE SHES DONE 1 HELL OF A FART
(craig, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 11:50, archived)
# Rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# it's Ken Morse
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:30, archived)
# Thats
wicked. I always wondered what the ubiquitous rostrum camera artist looked like.
And now I know
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# An answer.
Blue.
----- Original Message -----
From: Ian beveridge [[email protected]]
To: [[email protected]]
Sent: 31 January 2002 14:23
Subject: info


> what is john inman's favourite colour?

(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)
# That is....
enlightening.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:39, archived)
# This might worry you
http://www.geocities.com/kokweeuk/rudepenguin.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:20, archived)
# scary real world
i just accidentally looked out of the kitchen window at work and there are men falling from a tower block opposite real slowly on strings for no apparent purpose but decoration to the people living on floors 15-20 - does anyone else here ever look out the window? its pretty weird out there! - id do a pictoral reconstruction but im too crap
(chimpy's girl, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:17, archived)
# how do you
accidentally look out of a window? Is there a punishment?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:35, archived)
# simple
whilst in kitchen warming gruel forget to fixedly stare at microwave for full 3 minutes turn round and window falls straight into line of sight! - punishment not sure its whats stopping me informing health and safety about this obvious trap! (we keep the blinds down in the office most of the time to get the full benefit of lighting strips and pc glare)
(chimpy's girl, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 8:10, archived)
# More blasphemous site ideas..
"Fist Jesus"

.. no further description required, i feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)
# How about Celebrity Desktops.....
Photoshop the desktop of a Famous Person....

We got George Dubya Bush for starters...

Show Us Yer Desktop
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)
# how do i change
the URL for my desktop on show us yer desktop? I forgot that www thing. It appears to be an important part of the address.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:10, archived)
# Post it again
and I'll delete the old one.

I can't update from here.

Gonna build a self update thingy tonight so if it's broke
you can fix it....
(thats why it asks for a password)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)
# ta!
i'll post it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)
# I dunno why
but I did a google image search for "Nose Caterpillar" and found this:
Awwww sweet!
And I just couldn't help myself:
HAHAHAHAHA!! DIEEE!
There... much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# That's nice
You should sell it to Hallmark
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:17, archived)
# Yeah...
The "Axe murdering kids collectors plates"... you could do a whole range :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)

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