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# I like this one
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=13458
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:51, archived)
# Great
action shot!
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:53, archived)
# Cats are great
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:41, archived)
# Tatt-sputin
Ra, ra, tatt-sputin, lover of the russian queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:43, archived)
# Catsputin ?
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)
# Oh aye
Bullox. Why I not fink of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:50, archived)
# Geri Halliwell
I luv Her. I do. 10 Mins?



Ok, so it was nearer 15... it took me a while to post it. (hic)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:41, archived)
# thats not her !!!!
she's far too sexy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)
# I'm in love.
Do you know if drinking Listerine mouthwash will kill you?
It was green and tasted sort of nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:31, archived)
# 10 mins 3.88 seconds.
Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:32, archived)
# :o(
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:34, archived)
# Aww
I'll give that one to ya
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)
# Ok. Kickstart - Challenge time.
10 mins from this post to put an amusing potatoshop effort up about a famous bint... or bloke if you're so inclined....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:27, archived)
# Despite my "creative" state of mind
I'll be buggered if I can think of anything for the kid's toy challenge.

I am ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# I've been toyin with the idea...
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# Morning!
I've found an old skool spong cat.
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:22, archived)
# wahey !!!!
hi Indole

how goes it !

love that cat !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)
# Gidday
I'm fine, hope you are too!
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:30, archived)
# sure am
just munchin on Gaucamole + Salsa + Tortilla Chips and sippin a beer !

woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:32, archived)
# How about
A kiddie AIDS testing kit? Or kiddie cataract surgery kit?

Edit: Feel free to steal those.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:19, archived)
# Ta
But it's not the same.... Inspiration will strike... sometime.
I have a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:23, archived)
# DIY Vasectomy?
Do-it-yourself vasectomy? For those children who get around?
(Stephen Smith, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)
# The Furitive Bear Never Signed an Anti-Colonization Treaty...
...so this is fair game.

(Stephen Smith, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)
# Ooh
I've had my eye on number 5, he's not like the others...

Edit: WOO y YAY, amigo! 200 posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:15, archived)
# Do you ever get the feeling
that everyone has gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)
# Gone you say?
But where would they go?
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# probably clubbing
But where will I find a baby seal at this time of night...

(I'm going to read this tomorrow and ask myself why)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:07, archived)
# they are all
here
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# Im still here
But being quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)
# shhh....
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:10, archived)
# ...iiiiit....
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)
# Sorry
....
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Just hiding.
I'm too drunk to potatoshop anymore...

7 previews to spell all this right too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# I'm so drunk
I've started posting. This is always a bad sign.

I also just completely failed to get a ciggy in me gob... It's so sad.
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# I never post when I'm drunk
But someone else with the same name as me seems to some nights... swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)
# why
wait until tomorrow?
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)
# Tarby in bear-costume cat-soup abduction shocker!
He's been at it again...

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)
# I luv Tarby
I hope he never ends up in jail.
Not with that gap in his front teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)
# Bed
duvet
pillow
mmmmmmmmm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:40, archived)
# ciggie
rizzlas
roach
mmmmmmmmmm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Harry Monk, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)
# drugs

bad
m'kay
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:52, archived)
# Bed
duvet
pillow
18 year old

*One of these will not happen.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:45, archived)
# hey HumanD
u still in Texas?
(Harry Monk, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)
# Furtler - The margarine for "Men"

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Furtle - It's in the dictionary...
To furtle:
A furtive fondle
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:46, archived)
# Off to bed as well.
I'm off to Brighton tommorow shopping for shooooes.
Nitey nightol.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:32, archived)
# tis a nice place
nitey nite
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:34, archived)
# bovine - gimme a call
not working and would love to meet for a drink or even just a chat...

06820822452... displace one digit for how superior the US feels and we will be way too nice

(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:39, archived)
# BED!
I knew I was missing summat...where's me stack of zeds....
ah! Here they are.....g'night.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:27, archived)
# nite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# you know,
that's a wonderful idea.

my eyes hurt. goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# niiiiite
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:30, archived)
# Aye
Night, you ol' bastard.... can't last the pace eh?
Must meet in the Chilli arms sometime soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:45, archived)
# Hey
is the topless b3ta caledar still running?

anyone got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:17, archived)
# somewhere
on bovine2000's site

*edit* found it-

www.crapjuggler.co.uk/calendar
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Ta
chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:35, archived)
# Bastards



The old story about cats always landing on their feet was taken a bit too far by the scientists at the Ministry

Look it's late and my monitor is blurry
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# s'dead simple....
butter a cat's back and see where it ends up.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)
# Are we back to Mr Barrymore's pool party again?
(Filthy Beast)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)
# nope, no mention of
pools at all...plus you wouldn't get that sort of slander on this 'ere messageboard....oh no....
oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:19, archived)
# No.
Quite. Give me link to Snakey site again. I'm old and slow and can't remember it.
Or anyfing in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# dear oh dear.
very poo-er indeed
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:22, archived)
# and thats blatant
mr adams treatment.... we've talked about this.

Only answered by a drunken Brighton visit
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)
# wrong end of the country
mate....though I shall be briefly southern based shortly after next weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:24, archived)
# arse was hoping
to catch you in the southern regoin again novenber ish.

Do have kiping for ya if u can make it.. plus mail me. some way we could make it business too.. i have ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:27, archived)
# wahey - I like
ideas....trouble is, I'm flitting past to folkestone in a BFO 7 1/2 tonne bastard on me way to darkest Cognac in that there france......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)
# cool
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# At last
A hassle-free child-protection device available for parents concerned about filthy pre-verts and such like. Money back guarantee. 1 Year's free mileage if you place your order before October 12. Comes in Regular or Snow varieties.


(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# haha
the baby will soon be safely tucked up inside the tiger's belly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# you've seen through my cunning plan...
to rid the world of babies and also create a massive knee-jerk reaction amongst tabloid readers, against the last few remainin so-called "endangered" tigers.
Drat. Must try harder :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# babies.
Ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The War of the Worlds edition babywalker™

Bloody menace if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# woo
the chances of babies with lasers coming from mars are a million to one they said!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# Ooooooo
Laaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# But stilll they came...
dan dan darrrrr doodle-oo doodle-oo
dan dan darrrr diddle-ee diddle-ee

etc....
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# and on that rousing tune
i will slope off the next tangent and differentiate myself to the exit vector.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# you could always fuck off to
bed while you're on...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)
# I'm off
up the stairs to Bedfordshire, nighty
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# I'm off too
so very, very tired...
night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# Also.
night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# night you lot
will be off myself shortly...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)
# oh aye,
what you been up to when the board's not been looking? :o))
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# wouldn't you like to know ;)





playing spider solitare
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:24, archived)
# that's ok then,
I've been flicking beans into empty spam purses :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:28, archived)
# cya
1CpcK :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# see ya
tan(x)(dx-dy)=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# I shall delurk
and wish everyone beddybyes then.

I might slope off soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# No one would have believed
.... apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Woo!
Thats funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)
# I want one
But I shall have to perfect my baby-o-matic if I am going to squeeze myself into the child-sized seat.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# My family are concerned about me
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# woo
and also yay!
is it tat as in hat? it's too late for me to think...
edit: no, you mean junk don't you. I see now...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:56, archived)
# Bluuuuuue meanies!
(I love them!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
<weeps into keyboard>
most smart Mr.T....:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# oi
yup love Rhys Fulber and FLA. and funker vogt. dismantled. assemblage23....

the list goes on

oh and Xorcist
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# wooo!
Ever heard of WILL then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)
# yup got
Will - Pearl of great price

and Noise Unit and millions of others
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# that pisses on my
bonfire then :) You'll be pleased to hear Crowning Glory still goes down well at Snakebite every month....
*edit* had on - you haven't got word*flesh*stone then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# nope
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)
# It was the follow-up to
Pearl....reviewers at the time said '[Pearl] made you think some producers had got some monks in to add to the sound, 'word' made you think they'd just chucked some monks into a studio and let them get on with it'

s'class......not as good as Pearl though. Want a backup?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)
# cool
would love one...

(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)
# Reet, remind me tomorrow via the
gift of email to burn you one....also mail yer details :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:17, archived)
# superb
"Will" do

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# Ah... Mr T
I'm almost intimate with him now.
I luv Rocky... sniff. You wouldn't understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# If you're almost intimate
with this Mr.T I (and he) will be most worried :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:16, archived)
# They're not the only ones
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# i cant
stop gigglin - hahahahah....
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# Help Bob
(techsmurf, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)

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