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[challenge entry] Mouthwash jukebox gasoline
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:45, archived)
# /It happened just the other day/
/It was getting kind of long/
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)
# Heh.
 
Maybe I should've used source pictures that actually matched, but I like it like this.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:32, archived)
# any requests?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:42, archived)
# Me humping an arm chair
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:43, archived)
# That is a very fine cat.
 
I forget her name right now, sorry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:44, archived)
# tis tifa...
and she won't stop meowing...
which is problematic...what with it being
midnight o clock here...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:52, archived)
# did you name your cat after words you heard in a german skin flick?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# nooooooo...
after her...
but you should tell me what tifa means...lol
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:56, archived)
# Can I have
A rastafarian sunflower talking to a coked-up badger?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)
# *joys*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:52, archived)
# awwwwww
early morning fwuff
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# *mindrapes you*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Anything...
but put it on the moon.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# an epic.
you know, like I make sometimes, only I expect it to be better then my mine.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:27, archived)
# NOT POSSIBLE.
YOU ARE LIKE GOD. IF GOD USED MS PAINT.
AND WAS A LITTLE "SPECIAL"

^_-
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:34, archived)
# try it.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:45, archived)
# a drunk female mailbox having rough anal sex with a garden hose and filming it with its bikini top half off.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:12, archived)
# another insightful cartoon from seemikedraw.wordpress.com


Click for bigger (138KB)

seemikedraw.wordpress.com
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Woo!
Fucking clowns! They're all shits!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)
# even the dog doesnt seem impressed.
he can fucking see!

Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)
# Woo!
Fucking excellent, sir!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:36, archived)
# you have all the skills
nice
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I love these
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)
# Oh you star!
These are terrific.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)
# 'ning folks



any tips on better blending/matching between layers?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Woo for animal hybrids!
and not from me, sorry... I suck with tattyshop.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:13, archived)
# awwww!
 
Them claws is for grasping nuts, I take it..

I'm not a tattyswap person either, so I've got nothing apart from flattening the layers and smudging.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:13, archived)
# it all helps!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:14, archived)
# woo!
try adjusting the levels (or brightness/contrast) of the head - it is darker/less saturated than the body, making it stand out a little. Apart from that, a sterling effort! :D

*feeds nuts*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)
# nice one
thanks
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I gots to have you attention...


My first ever attempt at something like this- it took WAY too long!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:51, archived)
# heh
im just listening to the specials.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Altogether now - MMMMNNNGNNGNNNMMNNGNGNGGNNNG!
 
also, yay.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# *licks window*
Mnnn-ngy!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:00, archived)
# Jesus H Christ
I think I was in that band. And on that note it's bastard bedtime. World of Warcraft is going to make me single and poor.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:03, archived)
# If it keeps you off b3ta, it's all good.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)
# mmmmnghh
have a woo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:05, archived)
# I have a tendency to push these too far


not really too happy with it although I was just messing around without anything in mind really :)

Edit: saucy www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/imagekopfzoom1186678514.jpg
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)
# Bleh, indeed!
 
Wonderfully vile.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Big as sputnik!
Once you start, it can be hard to stop.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)
# indeed it can.
praise the lord-uh for clone stamp
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:56, archived)
# Yeah,
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:05, archived)
# Nice to see that again.
*tosses three-eyed fish*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Right
now i'm definitely not going to sleep.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:46, archived)
# hahaha!
not far enough
mormimg/evening b3ta!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:56, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:57, archived)
# i have a feeling its been an odd shift....
im about to have a massive bong, so my contributions may be in keeping :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)
# It's been a very odd shift indeed.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Stupid, but I liked the picture.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:49, archived)
# hehe - Is Brad Pitt one of those monkeys?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Is he that evolved?
I would have placed him somewhere
near flatfish and the like.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Only if those are three out of twelve.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm...
...boiled monkey bum.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Whatever you do, don't order the creamed.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)
# hehehehe
avekatte
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# squirrelmonkey!
He looks upset. Is that because b3ta's gone all slow?

Actually, wait, that's a smug little grin
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Such is . . .
the busyness of monkease . . .
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)
# I have another luter on deck but
he doesn't look right, may have
to blow him up or CDC it. I will
post results later on.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
#
det en avekat!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:38, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:38, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)
# LIGHTSABER!!!!!
Hahaha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)
# haha
He walks like he's trying really hard not to let a huge fart out.
But by walking like this all he is managing to do is let a little bit escape noisily with each step and thusly increasing his embarrassment 10 FOLD!

edit/ PARP!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:43, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Is that Michael Jackson's monkey?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:46, archived)
# maybe,
i'm not sure
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# Nah,
"Monkey see, Monkey do"...
Runner is way to old.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# he'll never shake that loose
/experience
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# you stayed at neverland as a child?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Hitch . . .
on his giddy hop !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# not a compo entry
=
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:29, archived)
# We had better compo it up a bit then!

;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)
# this hoe...
...stop...hammertime!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# hey now..
:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# No silly,
Hoe,hoe,hoe,hoe. Hoehoehoeoeoe. Hoe hoe hoe....
If only you knew how many times I had to sing that in my head to try & get the hoe sequence right!
*goes to counselling*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# there's mah hoes!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# *is inspired to do a 50 cent one now*
But more thatn likely wont.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:37, archived)
# this this...
hoe....hoe hoe hoe hoe hohohohohohohhoho...STOP...Hammertime!...(11:22pm)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)
# CANT TOUCH THIS
*shuffles from side to side*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Dust In The Wind...
...All We Are Is Dust In The Wind...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)
# ahhhahhahh!
 
FUCK YES.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:25, archived)
# this is ace
I better get to bed or else I'll be all grumpy in the morning,
well more than usual
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:25, archived)
# ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKY
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)
# DADDY LONG LEGS IS A MEAN ASS HONKY.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# I killed him in my backyard yesterday.
Sorry. RIP Daddy Long legs.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# i kick it root down...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# THAT'S GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a huge CLICK and a WOO from me!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# i struck gold?...
....YES!...where do i sign?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:34, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# i like that!...:)...she's cute!...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:48, archived)
# too nices
woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# *I like this*
class
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:09, archived)
# "MY EYE HURTS"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:17, archived)
# YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Exterminate!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] tsk...lazy and crap


Click for bigger (114KB)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# SWEET POLKA OF LOVE
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Now there's one you could take literally

Edit: he really is enjoying playing that a lot isn't he.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Here's the originals:
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:15, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAAAAROOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:01, archived)
# WITH YOOOOOOOUUUUUU.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# IN BEEEEEEEEEED!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)
# MAKING LOVEZ.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)
# nice haircut...
...heh heh!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:57, archived)
# SMALLGREYSQUARE.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)
# LOL WUT??!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:06, archived)
# it's that fox from transformers
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:09, archived)
# GODDAMN FURRIES
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:10, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:12, archived)
# hey Pigeon
how are you tonight?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Not bad mate,
Working hard on schedules for clients as usual;)
Yourself?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)
# I'm good, thankyou
watching crap TV and drinking coffee.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Hmmm,
I might even forgo the "Lunchtime Beer" today and have a coffee myself.
My liver thanks you:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:17, archived)
# 'tis a good idea indeed!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# TOAPless or GTFO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:44, archived)
# what car?...
....*whew!*yummygirl!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)
# OH SHIT.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)
# i stock photo
is the best song evar.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)
# the negro observer is big and strong.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Woo!
This is special!


have a biscuit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)
# IS THAT TOM CRUISE? I DO NOT CARE FOR HIM ONE LITTLE BIT
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)
# NO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)
# I STILL DO NOT CARE FOR HIM.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Bo Jangles . . . right?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)
# This makes me happy, too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:17, archived)
# FUCK ME!
IT IS UNDER 50K!!!!
Congratulations you twat.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)
# y r u being mean 2 me?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Because you are shit.
I dont like shit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Why do you spend so much time on the talk board then
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)
# That was many moons ago when I was in a business I just did not like.
and before CS2 graced me with its endless wonder;)
Edit: Fair point though.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:31, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# Ummm,
NO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)
# Arflings tossed in oil!
Might work for repost on 'missheard lyrics' someday too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)
# WOAH.
 
That's gorgeous!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Woo
I likes that rather much.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:19, archived)
# It beats the deluge of competition entries.
How are you this evening?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Pretty good ashally :)
And how are you?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:23, archived)
# rather good
making random music and drinking lots of coffee
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Conturia rex.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Complete with crown :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Exactly so. It called for it.
Where's the fiddlers then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# all rejoice
I have teh internet again

And this is the first thing I see on B3ta. Have a woo.

And a 'ning b3ta!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Hello there :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# ello ello
teh interweb moves fast

All-new newsletter, compo, fps...

Exciting stuff:P, gonna try to think of something for the compo.

*promises self to go to sleep when the sun comes up*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:35, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:28, archived)
# THIS IS MY LIFE.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:28, archived)
# IT HAS MORE THAN FOUR LINES.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Ultra
Magnificent ! ! !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This is where I'll be, so heavenly
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)
# 'Cos I'm seamless, Whoa-oa-OH,
'cos I'm seamless, whoa-oa-OH,
With Michael and that other guy,
I'll be dancing with glee.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Yep, nobody gives a shit about my input,
I'll go to bed then.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)
# MY ASSHOLES HUNGRY.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Feed it swans
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:04, archived)
# HAVE YOU TRIED BEATING IT WITH YOUR FISTS? OR STICKING CANDLES UP IT
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:05, archived)
# cause I can talk, and eat, AND shit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# HE'S GOT THE LEATHER HIPS.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:14, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:21, archived)
# *dances like he has parkinsons*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:57, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# I am guessing from the filename that these redexes
are of dancing magenta bunnies.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Shit, do I have to re-host EVERYTHING?!
 
Nah, it's grainy clips of me dancing (possible while high).
I'm sure you've seen 'em.. otherwise, ask gronkpan.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)
# gronkpan's not here, man
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)
# OPEN UP, I GOT THE STUFF.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# IT'S GRONKPAN MAN, OPEN UP.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)
[challenge entry] blue jean baaaaay-bee


probs been done already, like, but i'm not one for scouring 17 pages once i've already spent a ridiculously long time finding a photo of a hand from an almost-appropriate perspective..
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:50, archived)
# My mother snorted at my blue goggles,
But I suddenly proved her wrong,
Because out of the blue,
In she flew,
And I shoved that tiny woman up my dong.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] in the satanic majesty's secret service.


god damn wookies.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Just a jump to the left... a whopping big jump!
Arf!
edit:composte?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# good call
I always forget to compo my pics.

I blame keef.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Floating about in space,
Wa-wa wa-wa,
Floating about in space,
Wa-wa wa-wa,
In the Milleeeeeeennium Falcon,
In the vast pink ring of love (of love)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# whaaaa?
Monkey-Shoveler?

I do love that monkey though. Especially his hat.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# It is a nice hat, he wears it on his head, that is why it is called a hat, a thing worn on the head...
[/;-D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Tis a fine hat, to be sure.
What's he from?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Mr Mooooooooooojoooooo Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiisin!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Yep, it's a good episode too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)
# I was unaware you were such a fan of ppg.
it is a good show, however.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:42, archived)
# They've just starting screening Sealab 2021 over here..
 
it's fucking mental!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)
# too bad all the best AS shows are cancelled.
sealab is brilliant, though. I've got all four dvd volumes.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I like Harvey Birdman too, but I keep forgetting when it's on.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)
# another great, now cancelled show.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Indeed, the bastards.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I have every episode of both series.
I don't understand how ATHF can keep going but these two get axed.

I'm still holding out for a season 3 of wonder showzen and a season 3 of robot chicken.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:30, archived)
# I still say he needs a little light saber.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:33, archived)
# That's what he's holding on to...for dear life.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Dig, monkey, dig dig dig,
Dig, monkey, dig dig dig,
You'll never get to Venus without a well-set foundation,

[Chorus]

Monkeys on Venus,
To save us all,
But they'll never get there, the lazy cunts.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:47, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# i dunno why
but i really like that him/her/it thing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Yes, we've had this conversation before..
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# have one in return:
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)
# hehehheh.
 
Not the real Magenta, though:


 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:11, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)

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