got any idea why the calculator doesnt come up on my pc?
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:26,
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b3ta.com mentioned on XFM
"how cool are those guys at b3ta.com..."
BTW: XFM is 104.9
"prawnzilla vs citrus sheep
b3ta.com is xfms website of the day ,
"he keeps plugging it :-) whack it on if you can"
--
I emailed the DJ and he says
>right, that's mondays site of the day sorted........
>todays had to be prawnzilla..just for the moment when the marrow catches
>citrus sheep square in the face......
>you guys rock.
>iaindotbaker
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:40,
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"how cool are those guys at b3ta.com..."
BTW: XFM is 104.9
"prawnzilla vs citrus sheep
b3ta.com is xfms website of the day ,
"he keeps plugging it :-) whack it on if you can"
--
I emailed the DJ and he says
>right, that's mondays site of the day sorted........
>todays had to be prawnzilla..just for the moment when the marrow catches
>citrus sheep square in the face......
>you guys rock.
>iaindotbaker
Nothing like a home grown marrow, that's what i say.
Wifey - are you proud?
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:54,
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Wifey - are you proud?
I'm very proud indeed. To think I turned that lemon into gin and tonic, when I should have kept is as a souvineer...
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 15:10,
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shame i cant get XFM out here in the sticks.
next stop
World wide domination, or should that be world wide web domination !
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:54,
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next stop
World wide domination, or should that be world wide web domination !
so you can listen to it anywhere! it's on xfm.co.uk, in the top right corner.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:57,
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But I thought - how good is "You are XFM's website of the day" as a spam e-mail title - especially if someone was using email address grabbing software to nick addresses off the web.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:00,
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Bring me a mug of our finest tea and an Abbey Cunch there is celebrating to be done.
Hoorah for comedy vegatables.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:12,
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Hoorah for comedy vegatables.
this isn't That's life ya know!
(What's yer favourite tea by the way? I favour plain old english breakfast. And I like early grey, but with milk.)
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:49,
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(What's yer favourite tea by the way? I favour plain old english breakfast. And I like early grey, but with milk.)
Tetley because that's what we have at work. Out of my Viz mug. Work also have lots of wonky tea to impress clients, but I don't like it if they drink it.
At home me and Mrs Tea drink PG, in those tetrahedral bags. Fancy tea is fine as long as it is like tea, which really means Assam or Celyon.
Earl Grey is drunk by my imeadiate boss and I often give hm a hard time by saying "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" Jean Luc Picard stylee.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:07,
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At home me and Mrs Tea drink PG, in those tetrahedral bags. Fancy tea is fine as long as it is like tea, which really means Assam or Celyon.
Earl Grey is drunk by my imeadiate boss and I often give hm a hard time by saying "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" Jean Luc Picard stylee.
like bonfires.
It's horrible. My friend likes that. But he also like oatcakes, and I'm not being funny, but they are one of the few food stuffs that made me retch in my adult life. It was SO disgusting i actually didn't know what to do with it after i'd taken a bite.
iiiccckkk. I've gone all funny just thinking about it.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:32,
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It's horrible. My friend likes that. But he also like oatcakes, and I'm not being funny, but they are one of the few food stuffs that made me retch in my adult life. It was SO disgusting i actually didn't know what to do with it after i'd taken a bite.
iiiccckkk. I've gone all funny just thinking about it.
Its that lapsangsuthing tea isn't it? Its muck. Work it out people, stop pretending to like it, you know its filth.
Off for my Friday chips now.. Yum.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 12:07,
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Off for my Friday chips now.. Yum.
iaindotbaker ?
His parents really foresaw the popularity of the internet didn't they.
Well done nicecupoftea.
It's the marrows wot won it.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:03,
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His parents really foresaw the popularity of the internet didn't they.
Well done nicecupoftea.
It's the marrows wot won it.
who wants to play the random animal game? i put tom cruise into the google image search, and on page 34 i found this!!
can you find celebrity animals???
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:34,
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can you find celebrity animals???im not a fan, just knew stranger pictures would be at the end of the search
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:07,
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two pictures, before her painful surgery obviously.

well they look like animals to me
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:16,
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well they look like animals to meFrom Teen to Tit Queen you can watch her develop.
linkto:home.datacomm.ch/stern.ch/church_fottos1.html
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:16,
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linkto:home.datacomm.ch/stern.ch/church_fottos1.html
... didn't look too well even when he was alive.

(http://www.mycemetery.com/pet/plot_30.html)
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:27,
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(http://www.mycemetery.com/pet/plot_30.html)

Taken from Things I've pushed through toast

Toasting brings out the beast in man www-personal.umich.edu/%7Egmbrown/tart
That page appears to be a reworking of
www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/
which predates it by a month or so...
Did the whole world go poptart mad in late 1994?
Wasn't there an episode of Watchdog that had loads of people who were victims of poptart injuries?
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:40,
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www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/
which predates it by a month or so...
Did the whole world go poptart mad in late 1994?
Wasn't there an episode of Watchdog that had loads of people who were victims of poptart injuries?
it should be.
Kinda.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:22,
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Kinda.
fantastic. men mostly do notice womens breasts.
nice use of the voting for the top10, bottom10 stuff.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:55,
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nice use of the voting for the top10, bottom10 stuff.
you've been standing there in that skirt for HOURS.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:09,
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I wish they's let me have a proper office. I don't like sitting in the foyer.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:14,
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...be more concerned about the frog on your shoulder.

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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:24,
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it's making me sit behind you and scratch my chin
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:54,
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And this time, the winner will get something special.... The image they make will be placed upon a T-Shirt and sent to them.
going to be holograms - that'll cost you a fortune.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:50,
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And flash movies will be rendered in solid gold.
or... a still grabbed and sent to www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:00,
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or... a still grabbed and sent to www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
haven't tried the t-shirts yet. thought we'd use them... as they are UK based - and unlike cafrepress you don't have to pay about $20 shipping - and import tax.
Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:05,
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Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
thought they did. but they don't.
Although a Babygrow might be nice.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:07,
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Although a Babygrow might be nice.
I would never've expected that.
Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:21,
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Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
Which is hideous. Anyway, when everyone else has a bit of a drink on, it doesn't matter one bit.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:37,
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arse.
The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:55,
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The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
then they'd pull a face like they're sucking on a lemon and it'd feel ugly.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:22,
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On Monday, I'm God of small bits of chewing gum on the pavement,
Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.
Tuesday is my day off.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.
Tuesday is my day off.
Drooling frog dreams of being a cowboy. Drooling frog can never be a cowboy. It's the sad story of the drooling frog.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:55,
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repect.
and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.
my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:09,
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and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.
my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
A picture search for the name 'Chesney' seems to return mostly cowboys. I don't know why.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:11,
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She did some cheap building work for me, and it was rubbish i swear.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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because they are so short

I'd buy this album I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:23,
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I'd buy this album I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
can't you see that humans evolved from lions?

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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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is the way the ears became furry eyebrows.
At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
frog picture done by my friend ozy.

i like it
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45,
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i like it
i might as well just have that put on my business card.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:48,
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that's just great. I'm sure I saw him at Tottenham Court Road recently.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:12,
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This is my friend Vix's frog.
She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.

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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:34,
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She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.

from my friend ozy

Fantastic!!!!
Note the shark in his mouth.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:20,
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Fantastic!!!!
Note the shark in his mouth.
looks kinda like Tony Blair, still the slight tilt of the head, does make me warm to him.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:37,
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but it seems to be going in a clockwise direction, rather than anti.
that almost makes it sinister
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:39,
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that almost makes it sinister
Did he nab them off that little troll in Freaked?
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:50,
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Another dismal effort from me.

I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:22,
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I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
he's so umm... handsome already. I think i love him.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:27,
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Errrm, not too sure which version I prefer, this one or the original... does Frog Dennis actually have game show hosting talent?
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:16,
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He can breath through his skin and put into a state of suspended animation through freezing, as well as doing impersonations of Frank Spencer. So that's got to be useful for something.
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:04,
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Drag me into work at 7am on a saturday and expect me to work... pah!

silly, silly managment :-)
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 4:25,
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silly, silly managment :-)
That is just.... i dunno... i don't think there's a word that does it justice.
Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:28,
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Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
But you should really thank the tosser that made me come into work today, without whome this would not be possible.
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:43,
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its so beautiful....i wonder is the dead frogs could watch it from their cloudy paridise.....
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:59,
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(can someone tell me why this isn't showing up?)
anyway, here's the link.
Is that... David Copperfield? oh thank fuck! Its not. phew.
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:01,
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I was going to do a pun on Reservoir Dogs, but I got distracted...
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Sat 27 Oct 2001, 9:28,
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looks a bit like acid-dazed gonzo hack Hunter S. Thompson, scarily so in fact.
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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:55,
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Add bats, guns and Richard Nixon and you're pretty much there...
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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 9:03,
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always puts the cigarette holder in Hunters mouth, wheres the cigarette holder?
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Wed 7 Nov 2001, 20:15,
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big and hard and clever. It's amazing what chewing a rodent can do for your street cred.
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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 12:28,
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Better late than never, I thought the colour scheme looked familiar...

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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:15,
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Do you think if Pinochet had looked like that,
Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:36,
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Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
How could she not, given the angle of the hat?
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Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:46,
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Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
i worked with Geoffry in a Sainsburys, people used to play the Rainbow music over the tannoy, he wasnt a happy man.
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Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:49,
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did you really work with him? Did you work ith Elvis in a chippie too?
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Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:25,
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Nice picture. My favourite food colouring is Anatto, is that anything to do with you?
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Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:04,
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Related to body parts rather than food colouring. It was my name displayed on news posts when I worked in Anatomy. [you can of course get some quite interesting colours out of body bits, but I dont think you want to know that.]
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Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:48,
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Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
quality pic, i saw Zippy at gatecrasher at the weekend aswell......
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Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:53,
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Untitled Document
HEY I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE DOODZ. . .
NEW MEMBERS RAT AND ROSE (KARL AND CHRIS)

There goes Bod, on the wheels of steel. He's one bad mother on the decks, too.
(sorry, I know it sucks. but there it is anyway).
Web too.
Enormicomis 18 screens of "State of the Art Corporate Image Creation". What a hoot!
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Thu 25 Oct 2001, 16:36,
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Enormicomis 18 screens of "State of the Art Corporate Image Creation". What a hoot!
Until the last page when it links to the people who designed it's website and they seemingly do loads of stuff it takes the piss out of. Except more Nathan Barley. Though that could be a fantastic double bluff.
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Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:10,
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