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# You all smell
.
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:50, archived)
# jeff?
jeffety jeff jeff jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:52, archived)
# who wants a million pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# Don't think so...
He's got a lower number than me.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# I'm just bitter cos i dont have time to b3ta anymore
you're all fluffy really
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:54, archived)
# And
I can vouch for that
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# haha
you are the hatmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Quite true
and we have the olfactory centre to thank for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:59, archived)
# He he he
Nice reply :-)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)
# dr
what kind of music does your band play?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:45, archived)
# It's
a sort of free-form jazz exploration, fused with the more rustic elements of skiffle, bossa nova and bluegrass.
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# cool
you got any cds out ?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Erm...
Well, we did, but the RIAA came down on us like a ton of bricks. And then there was that tourbus fire... I can't go on
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# sorry bout that mate
so thers no way other than live performances
?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# That's awkward
too, due our conflicting restraining orders. Being at the same venue would violate 5 court orders and a Royal decree.
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# faries muff
..
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)
# Here's me in that hat
Thanks, and I'd like to thank the academy

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)
# looks like
he wet himself.
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# woo yay!
cool... cheers mate...
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Am I on that Jazz hands site yet?
Hmm...?
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
# suck that gut in private!
do they have hairdressers where you come from?
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# You appear to have The Fear hiding
behind your right elbow (camera left).
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# nice
curtains

you don't blend into them very well

need some upholstery camoflage
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# c'mon doc...
where's the pic?
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# What the...
What the hell is that?

Don't look like nothing....
(Mammoth, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:36, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# See, yesterday it was just jazz hands
...and a lurking hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] HEY! we got there first.


When man first landed on the moon, guess who was there waiting for him?
(bunnymad, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# JACKALOPE!!
.
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# ????
.
(bunnymad, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# you know
the mythical creature....

what do you get when you get a rabbit and an antalope really drunk and put them in the same room as Barry White?
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:37, archived)
# very clever
/coat
(bunnymad, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:38, archived)
# we had one mounted
on the wall when I was a kid...

some clever taxidermist made it
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# shhhhhhhhh
he's sleeping
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# waarrgh!
took me ages to spot that! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
# thanks for the woo
.
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# ooh subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Lets pray he never wakes
I dont want to be around when that thing goes off.
(µ, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Pretty
soft and orange. The little dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:48, archived)
# he
smells like oranges, too
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:51, archived)
# oh wow
when I finally saw that, it frightened me!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# hehe
.
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Bravo!
That's horrible :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# He does go on doesn't he
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# evening doctor...
go on... put the hat on!!!
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Ok...
Wait a minute then
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# yay!
hehe
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# climbing the west face of the wabbit
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:26, archived)
# without proper safety gear?
is he mad?!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# he's got ropes
but that won't save him if the wabbit wakes up, extreme sportage.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# a friend of mine is staying here while her house is full of squatters
and she's getting a house-wabbit tomorrow! dead excited, but slightly concerned i'd drunkenly squish it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:30, archived)
# house wabbits
are hardy beasts, they withstand squishing
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# hey
less of the squishing bunnies!
(bunnymad, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# not as hard as r'n'b rabbits though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:35, archived)
# I want
a house Wabbit! But I can't have pets because I travel too much for work. It would'nt be fair.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:36, archived)
# you could get
a car mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:37, archived)
# hows about
I just borrow splat from time to time. Or I could keep you as a pet...

mwha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# I'm not housetrained
...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# that won't stop me!
he he he and from what I've seen you are!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# I have three
house rabbits.
(bunnymad, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:37, archived)
# woo!
much respect!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)
# aaawww, post some pic linkies
have they all got liddle personalities!
I love cute and fluffy things
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# 15 kills and counting

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# those damned armed mice...
oh well g'night all...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# hehe
i tried that but it was shit when i did it....
thats very woo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:35, archived)
# That's too cool for christmas
.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)
# Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys!

Hah hah ahha hahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# series
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# haha
maybe the text should change to "1 one" at the end. anvils are always funny!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Oh God
Wouldn't you know it would be this stuff that makes it to the front page.

Not that I'm complaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# argh
my connection in my room isn't live yet and this computer is making me use netscape and won't let me download msn messenger. evil...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# try
trillian netscape - how old is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# have just sorted it with trillian
though am hugely confused by it. and am now using opera for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Dont want to be an arse
But trillian had some security issues not too long ago. Maybe they fixed em, but i suggest not using password you use for lots of other stuff just incase..
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:37, archived)
# i'm only using it
cos i can't get on msn on this computer.

think i'll change my msn password after tonight though just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# spend ten minutes sorting out opera
and you'll find it the bestest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Eww
Was just doing an -innocent- search for kittens, and this came up. Now I'm all upset..
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:18, archived)
# aw...
poor thing... :(
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:23, archived)
# trillian's being a bugger
trying to sort it
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# wargh...
cant remember the site for b3ta messenger! help!
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# That is
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# .
www.flibz.com/m2

must dash, t'office has started, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# ta all
!
(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# where the fuck

are pickledpizza and pob?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# indeed
i have been wondering this. pob said in a m3ssag3 the other week he was going away for a while till it all calmed down back to normal and hummus was going full throtle
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# I've wondered where Pob was too.
Wasn't his hummus allways on full throttle?

And PP. I'm starting to sleep again. I want his scary babies to come back and keep me awake.

Come back guys. We miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# I was wondering that too
I've even started to miss John McCrirrick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:58, archived)
# oh no!
panic panic panic panic!
oh no oh no oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:19, archived)
# pickled
is working extremely hard at art college now and as he is working so hard and not drinking at all we shan't ever see him again.

possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:25, archived)
# no one escapes forever
...he'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# They could be lurking.....
Hello Pob!
Hello PP!

Come back soon.....
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# 'course they're lurking.
Nobody can just give up b3ta just like that. I'd guess it takes months in rehab. I start shaking after a couple of days away.

They'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Has anyone got an
.avi or .mpeg of the View Askew animation at the beginning of Clerks?

*edit* Got rid of that 'Ta', which made it sound like a bloody newsgroup
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# No sorry
but The Office is on in 15 minutes on BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# thanks for the reminder
nearly forgot!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:13, archived)
# Hot rocks fly from the back seat
SOoo. Messenger isn't working. Well that's spiffing. Guess I'll just have to drink turps. Again.
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# and on that note
night all, might pop up later via gigerpunk (in that he will probably be here, and i will be looking over his shoulder and commenting)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:18, archived)
# while we're at it
does anybody have a link to the ur-mcrirrick picture?
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)
# More Wacky Good Times!!!!

Does the fun ever start?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:03, archived)
# you missed
.
(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:06, archived)
# maybe
it fell on his toe
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Lucky little bastard.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:24, archived)
# what do they put
in Tennant's Super?

(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:02, archived)
# The same thing they
put in speedboats
(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:07, archived)
# speedboat
drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)

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