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Camel Train....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:03, archived)

Mmmm ... camelipede?

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:22, archived)

Camel Train ?

heheh....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:23, archived)

I think camel train

is it.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:27, archived)

Bah!

Stupid analog meercats!

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:59, archived)

cool

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:08, archived)

The digital ones

sometimes freeze and turn blue.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:29, archived)

&%^#$@!

It's always freakin' SOMETHING!

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:49, archived)

He heh

bloody meerkats!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:52, archived)

I'm helping myself to a

for my first front page post.

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:03, archived)

again.......

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:32, archived)

i insist

that everyone in the leicester area listens to DEMON FM 87.7 as it fooking rules and i picked the playlist which can be viewed here

its ace, really. the polyphonic spree are on it.

10 shameless plug
20 goto COAT

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:14, archived)

Sounds like

770:RadioK, a college radio station I get that plays just about everything from music out of India to Nine Inch Nails.
See if it's about the same thing. www.radiok.org

(Myrpok, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:48, archived)

After years of hard work,

the good doctor came upon a historic discovery:

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)

lol wtf?

so strange, me likey

(BakeSnake, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:15, archived)

Hooray for

evil puns!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:16, archived)

they r the best !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:05, archived)

Tasty..

nohands

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)

now

i'd give yer an animated woo yay but I left em at work.
so, woo 'n' yay

(BidderZ, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:59, archived)

is that

bernie lomax's house?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:05, archived)

mornin all

just started getting info together as I have a disciplinary hearing at work due to surfin b3ta and stuff. Turns out collecting web usage stats are contradicting the DPA if you are not notified that the stats are being collected...
how cool is that? ha!

(BidderZ, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:47, archived)

just say

that b3ta has made you more a of a creative being so that you can
a) make sales ledgers more exciting
b)claim that you have fucked te bosses wife but it was all in the name of comedy
c)i am pissed out of my face.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:49, archived)

you're a bluddy genius

is what you are
I shall use that
cheers!

(BidderZ, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:51, archived)

i cant even remember

what the original topic was.

i really wish i could make a picture out of all the emotions i am feling wight now cos it would get on the front page and stay there for fucking weeks.

i am fucked.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:52, archived)

you sound it

packet o cuntymints is what u need

(BidderZ, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:53, archived)

now is the time to phone all those numbers you've got in your mobile

but can't remember who they are for to find out who they are.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:59, archived)

thats always good

that is. i am trying to ring my mate right now, tyhe bastard.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:02, archived)

Tell them....

... that most of B3TA fucked her too. That should help.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)

hmmm

bit worried about rnuk, has he fallen asleep or is he chuckin up his kebab?

(BidderZ, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:57, archived)

i am here

i am currently phoning people i havent spoken to for a while

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:01, archived)

i am halfway through a kebab

and i feel absolutely rotten. i have to lock up the office at three in the morningand i have been drinkingsice 7. so far i have talked about bollocks and how i want to shag this girl i have known for about three days, and this other girls who i have known for about three years. its not fair and i have a fucking headacue,

russell.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:46, archived)

improved a bit

www.bakesnake.com/b3ta/nohands/

(BakeSnake, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:35, archived)

How wonderful!

Do you want some more?

[edit] D'oh! Just saw the Upload button.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:38, archived)

very nice

but you need to get the original mindpiss animation. Can't rmember who did it. It was way back though maybe April ish or before.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:39, archived)

Was it an animation?

Pickledpizza did a still one, of which I have a copy.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:40, archived)

actually it may have ben a still

yeah it was. which is why it had the yellow waves.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:42, archived)

I can

upload that. Though I'll ask Pickle's permission first.

But there were others which predated it, including my very first front-pager.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:46, archived)

I'm sure he'd be more than happy

if here were around at the mo to give an opinion. I think he started a course so maybehe's been busy doing that.

Can you post it on here? I haven't seen it for ages and it would be a nice image to go to bed on. (if you see what i mean)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)

OK, here it is:

pickledpizza's mindpiss kitten.

[edit] now removed, because it's his to post and not mine

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:07, archived)

ahh oooh

that's great but it's not the original (by which i mean the one that had a reply to it coining 'mindpiss')
It was the kitten (pictured on the right)demanding something from a man (on the left) and it had a yellowey patch winding it's way across to the guys head.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:11, archived)

Ah.

I haven't seen that one.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)

I Guess.....

... this guy is partly responsible for the misery of most IT professionals.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:32, archived)

ooh goody

the last 25 mins of Westworld is on the sci fi channel

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:34, archived)

yule brynner?

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:38, archived)

ho ho ho

that red is really lovely actually it's just right.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:40, archived)

He.....

.. suits that... Good call...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:49, archived)

New prog on BBC2

called 'Tipping the Velvet'. How long before that gets absorbed into the slang vocabulary...

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:19, archived)

Oh hell..

...I thought that series was called Zipping The Helmet. Back to the Radio Times fer me.

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K@te, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)

Sorry it's late and all but that post followed by seeing this in your profile

"Enjoying the view 'till I get my head round it...."

made me chortle. hehehe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:30, archived)

I chortle

often when I get my head round it xx

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K@te, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:32, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:33, archived)

Just worked out

u did The Exit. May I offer my first, tentative Woo before I go to bed?

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K@te, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:45, archived)

gratefully accepted and night night.

y'all come back now y'hear.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:47, archived)

Tipping the velvet?

i guess it's more socially acceptable than passing the chocolate sardine.. cough

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:30, archived)

Gotta go to bed

so I get up early to meet and greet the fine young Spanish lass to our research group!
but apparently she aint single. grrr.

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bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)

Dang!

nite...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:54, archived)

Bloody French

I add them to people from Harrogate.

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bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:56, archived)

time for bed!

it's a bit noisy outside though

night night!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)

nite knight...

haha..

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)

3rd from the left

I would.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:09, archived)

Her nose looks

brown...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:11, archived)

I'd be happy with the whole left side

I'm not choosy, mind.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:11, archived)

2nd from left seems

to be picky about size...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:15, archived)

1st from the left

is trying to watch spacefish undress through the window.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:22, archived)

And when his trousers

are halfway off she'll shake the table...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:31, archived)

I wish you'd said that a couple of weeks ago

just before the earthquake. hehehehe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:37, archived)

We would have become

stone rich as clairvoyant b3tans then...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:41, archived)

Sweet....

... eggs and milky muffins....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:35, archived)

When Bed-wetting Becomes a Problem

GET THE FACTS!

(Egg, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)

wetting the bed

isn't my problem, cuz it seems to get everywhere BUT on the bed...
:)

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)

In that case ...

(Egg, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:37, archived)

I don't care HOW many home runs he hits!

Now that I know he wets the bed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:02, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:43, archived)

Is that

some kind of pussy alert?

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:54, archived)

A mix between hypnocat

and no hands...

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:56, archived)

Its very goood:)

Sorry, i like all your posts so much, i have to be conservative with my wooos:)
Woo!

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Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)

Gee..

Thanks!
8)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)

One OS to rule them all, and in the darkness buy them (out)

Click it to get the big version

(MrMessiah, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)

Does anyone here

know an MS employee? Wonder what the work is like there s'all...

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:51, archived)

I do

it's quite a good laugh apparently

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:58, archived)

Can't do any harm....

... to put a camel's head on the poor chap... Can it...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)

Not when it's

done properly...
8)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)

how dare you..

put that domo kun down this instant!

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)

Sorry...

.... ( hangs head in shame )

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)

How rude!

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)

yet

strangely familiar.

Time for to make a new Woo Yay

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

Has

it been done before? Cripes...

sorry

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)

I meant it shows up on my task manager all the time

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

Alrighty

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)

Hehehe

I love this site, if you have read Vonnegut it'll make more sense, but it nontheless has great potential.

www.geocities.com/theatreofham/

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

wow geocities seems to be the place to be

at this particular moment in time.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)

Have you seen

Hitlercities?

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)

I must say

That is pretty good. The Hitlercities thing. I can hear the lawyers being activated though...

(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

also

SORRY - SPAM LINK DON'T CLICK ~~www.geoshitties.com~~ was done by a b3tan i think
Thank you internet archive web.archive.org/web/20010201082600/http://geoshitties.com/

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:43, archived)

speaking of which check out the pic on

www.cexx.org/hc/blackhole.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)

He he

I like the users' home pages.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:50, archived)

my fave bit is

web.archive.org/web/20010203175200/www.juicycerebellum.com/geo5.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)

oddly

following a couple links from that geoshitties link takes me to www.juicycerebellum.com/blackhole.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:54, archived)

hmm some people are crazy, this guy got his own troll

www.juicycerebellum.com/iverson.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)

So Fnord has become

A professor. Ou le prof en francais! Vous etes le prof de que? Pardon je langue, je ne suis pas francais, mais je suis un garcon bete de America! ooh la-la!

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)

okay I'll talk like a prof

you talk like a skitzo ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)

I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication!

Just none of the ones you know or could understand.

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:44, archived)

ah oui

la francais est tres gauche n'est pas?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)

Oui monsieur!

Tres bien!

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:50, archived)

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