i did this and wanted to share it with the group
can't work out a COW is FEMALE. Why does their MALE cow have udders?
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of a question that's been annoying me for weeks: can superman light cigarettes with his eyes? Could this dog do it?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:12,
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tastic.
I think he just went past the window here you know...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:27,
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I think he just went past the window here you know...
(got interupted by my boss doing this one - fun)

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maybe he should save kittens, puppies, and penguins from a nasty fat hungry man. err.. all to the tune of animal by def leppard?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:43,
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in that somewhere. Hmm must go investigate flash scripting.
Anyone got a link to somewhere good to learn this stuff?
At home I have a record called 'wonderdog' which consists of christmas
carols 'barked' by a comedy dog sample.
My girlfriend's brother found several hundred in a skip and gave them to everyone for christmas.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:00,
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Anyone got a link to somewhere good to learn this stuff?
At home I have a record called 'wonderdog' which consists of christmas
carols 'barked' by a comedy dog sample.
My girlfriend's brother found several hundred in a skip and gave them to everyone for christmas.
www.flashkit.com - it is a little slow these days but it is a good place to start out for ActionScripting tutorials etc.
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but then I do like drawing with crayons and stuff.
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Apologies for the quality, anyone know a good free image editor that's quick to use and I can hide from the boss?that lasts for a while & is quite good...
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I have an idea, for you talented arty people...
You know those "dress the barbie" type webpages (like this)?
A similar thing could be done with parts of animals, so the penguin-rabbit-echidna-supercroc-osaurus monstor could be created.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:48,
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You know those "dress the barbie" type webpages (like this)?
A similar thing could be done with parts of animals, so the penguin-rabbit-echidna-supercroc-osaurus monstor could be created.
One of the ideas me & Ozy have for our site is gonna be a 'Swap a Body Part' page, where you can send in a picture of yourself & request different bits...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:13,
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I don't really know what an idea looks like.
I can attempt a Barbie being pinched...

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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:28,
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I can attempt a Barbie being pinched...

it's just not enough.
You are the KING of speedy pictures. Are you really a polaroid camera?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 13:19,
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You are the KING of speedy pictures. Are you really a polaroid camera?
www.tshirtcandy.com
offering to print and deliver custom tshirts for 15UKP...
However, the site is all in flash for some reason
(and I know I'm one to talk having inflicted 680k's worth of flash bollox on you all recently)
They aren't up and running yet, but it looks interesting.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:45,
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offering to print and deliver custom tshirts for 15UKP...
However, the site is all in flash for some reason
(and I know I'm one to talk having inflicted 680k's worth of flash bollox on you all recently)
They aren't up and running yet, but it looks interesting.
After waiting 10 mins for it to download,
you can only put text on a shirt.
I made a b3ta one anyway so they can contact me when they are up and running.
No good if you can't put images on.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:58,
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you can only put text on a shirt.
I made a b3ta one anyway so they can contact me when they are up and running.
No good if you can't put images on.
been to www.threadless.com - you can submit t-shirt designs there. If enough people vote for your design it gets printed. Trouble is, most of the designers are teenage americans full of hate and angst. Worth a look though. My design is DOODLE, I got chosen for printing, don't know why.
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and I was hopeing someone could help me reconstruct his face.
http://www.pressphotography.co.uk/cleft1bg.jpg
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:02,
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http://www.pressphotography.co.uk/cleft1bg.jpg
I think I have found the line. Sometimes I am a bit mean - sorry chaps.
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and I'm sure the line will randomly wave in a confusing way.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:13,
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a disfigured adult can we fix his/her face. We could all play doctor and see who does the best job. Pleaseee? Please please please? It need not be a disfigured face, maybe a missing limb that we convincingly replace or something.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:15,
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suppoed to be a bit of a bastard in real life - so how about that?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:17,
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How about convincingly remove limbs from a pic of him and make him look like he is in as much pain as humanly possible? hehehe
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:20,
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a spanish inquisition style torture job? With racks and thumbscrews and.. and.. and..
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:23,
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i think it might be semaphore...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:27,
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lost my momentum on this one, maybe we best not play doctor after all.
next.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:33,
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next.
is someone on this board a doctor? I'm sure someone said they were and despite my love of lab coats here shown, I think it's not me.

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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:39,
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and thought you were a doctor. Goddamn i am thicker than i thought.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:25,
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and I spent hours making them. I could send you the pattern if you want to have a go.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:17,
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I could send you mine if you like. I don't know where I put it though.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:36,
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the theatre gear, I also want some of that soap that turns everything yellow. Oh to be as clean as a surgeon.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:40,
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It's iodine - you can probably buy it. Stains like hell though...
I'm off work at the minute but when I go back (jan) I'll think of you...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:14,
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I'm off work at the minute but when I go back (jan) I'll think of you...
the dog. He had glowing eyes and everything. I REALLY wanted to talk to the person that made it but was just too shy.
tut
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:37,
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tut
I imagine you as a party, talk to anyone animal
It was the dog who had the flashing eyes??
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:45,
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It was the dog who had the flashing eyes??
that's why i was scared to talk to him. I thought i might be hipnotised and he might take me away and i might never see my family or computer again.
I was tired too.
Lets face it, normallly I'd go home with anyone for a fiver.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:56,
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I was tired too.
Lets face it, normallly I'd go home with anyone for a fiver.
You were right not to talk to a man with flashing eyes. It could all have ended very nastily..
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:05,
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of the cats with flashing eyes. Bad cats, all lined up peeping at you.
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Men fighting off kamikaze deer!
a long, but nice story about gay Rusty.
bless.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:58,
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bless.
There was a record here but it dissapeared, but...
I'm the proud owner of this one.

It includes the classic track "Double Dealin' Four Flusher".
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:34,
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I'm the proud owner of this one.

It includes the classic track "Double Dealin' Four Flusher".
simply genius. woo. that's brought a tear to my eye. AndyK we salute you.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:51,
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You even put my Gary Glitter/echidna pic on!
My life has now changed for the better!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:52,
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My life has now changed for the better!
my workmates dont seem to get it, but thats just perfect, that and hawking in one week, shares in IT companies must be rocketing.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:55,
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it kind of reminds me of those posters for an IT audit/security company that are on the tube, the ones that go 2 of your employees download smut, 4 of them talk in chat rooms, 3 of them are playing online games, yadda, yadda, yadda, they should just show that instead.
I think it would scare the shit out of middle management types the world over.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:09,
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I think it would scare the shit out of middle management types the world over.
That made my day. geeeeeenious !!! whats the tune called btw ive been after that for ages ?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:48,
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I only know it as "the theme from the gallery bit to vision on". If you want the MP3, I can put it on a site somewhere.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:03,
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here 'tis. Unfortunately it stops rather abruptly at the end (about 3 seconds missing). Vision On
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:13,
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if the Yahoo listing description for this is as they asked - http://www.ghg.net/gaijin/ "independent record label run by two guys with barely a clue between them" haha
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:22,
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is you a St Albans boy then?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:28,
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to answer....
d'you think he's embarrassed about being from St Albans then?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:40,
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d'you think he's embarrassed about being from St Albans then?
the land of North Herts. Play in St ALbans from time to time, played in the Horn Tuesday night as it goes.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:41,
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The Worlds First Garden City. Where you will find such gems as the worlds first roundabout and black squirrels! Yay! Laurence Olivier lived there too. So there you go.
By the way. Check the FAQ section of http://www.biscuit.org.uk Hilarious!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:52,
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By the way. Check the FAQ section of http://www.biscuit.org.uk Hilarious!
Cos we cant find jack rehearsal space in the Worth so we are going to you and Cuttie's home in Luton three times a week to rehearse!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:57,
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did you used to splash around at Stanborough Lakes?
By the way, Bastardizor, I hadn't forgotten about you, I just had to work under a watchful eye
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:07,
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By the way, Bastardizor, I hadn't forgotten about you, I just had to work under a watchful eye
Oh lordy Nacho....
I think I might be falling in love with you....
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:09,
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I think I might be falling in love with you....
sandpit/swimming pool-ish one though, it was always far too warm in that one....
but catching tiny fish in the streams outside...COME ON!!!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:22,
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but catching tiny fish in the streams outside...COME ON!!!
we got our record deal through them actually...
where in luton are you rehearsing?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:08,
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where in luton are you rehearsing?
...in Guildford Street. The place is falling down. Its home of the once unknown now legendary Cuttie Williams CD cos they used to be a record company specialising in poor jazz and weak soul. But since the Artezium opened and shut again they had no funding and the place is structurally damaged beyond belief but its cheap. You get what you pay for. Just a shame we have to travel all the way to Luton in order to rehearse yknow. Theres Farm Factory in Welwyn but thats just anal.

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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:18,
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I shut the place down for 6 weeks once because I flooded it (hence structural damage???)
Try Greenbank instead
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:39,
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Try Greenbank instead
its cheap like fiver an hour and you're the only band in. Its rubbish alright but its cheap.
i have heard about greenbank before but nothing good. whats the place like, i understand the owner charges you for the use of plectrums and stuff if you forget yours!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 7:43,
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i have heard about greenbank before but nothing good. whats the place like, i understand the owner charges you for the use of plectrums and stuff if you forget yours!
This site going around internet circles at the mo. www.remittanceman.net You guys must know what this is about!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:52,
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font face and ISP - I think we all know...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:54,
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hey i just saw that thats not me dude and its not my font anyway. Mine is STOMPER that is not stomper.
Honest that aint me.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:06,
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Honest that aint me.
very tired. Didn't we go through all of this last month.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:09,
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i am not gregor lieben and i have nothing to do with remiitance. end of story.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:11,
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if you bother doing a search on remittanceman - all you find is a series of very dull guestbook entries clearly written by the owner of the site desperately trying to stoke interest into something or other.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:16,
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i scored 10225 but that cos i almost had to give up due to extreme RSI in my left mouse button finger.
www.brainjar.com/java/games/tailgunner/
i think i should phone up one of those compensation things and claim it was a work related injury!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:42,
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www.brainjar.com/java/games/tailgunner/
i think i should phone up one of those compensation things and claim it was a work related injury!
The online ouija board. I asked "when can I go home" and it said "all". Spooky.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:15,
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i asked it the same question about 5 times and the score was yes=3 no=2. kinda spooky though. Is the internet haunted or posessed i ask my self
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:20,
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that's exactly how all those animals would behave.
Have you got an idea for a game?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:20,
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Have you got an idea for a game?
become a kind of grandma's footsteps thing. When the echidna turns round you have to hit the stop button etc.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:32,
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that.
I think the echidna gives the game a whole new dynamic
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:34,
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I think the echidna gives the game a whole new dynamic
I don't want to make it a twitch game, more of a social commentary. About robots. Meaningful. Full of meaning.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:42,
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and fill it with other weirdness.
gameplay first. meaning second.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:43,
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gameplay first. meaning second.
I was just rambling about the meaning stuff. Some of my best friends are robot cats.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:54,
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Penguins have to stop moving when the echinida stops singing nu metal brookside mix. Their reaction times could get more difficult each level. Winner gets a signed CD. Chairs could be done Laura Ashley style.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:55,
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this is what should be done. Shoe-man get on with this immediately.
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...I know of a great new CD thats just come out on sale for £3 of your hard earned.... mail [email protected] for more info if you're interested... ta!

you know it makes sense. Plug over! ;-)
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:23,
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you know it makes sense. Plug over! ;-)
Or is that sarcasm in your voice mister Rob?! Audio Justice is a three piece rock impact just hard hitting rock music no bullshit just rock man. You will like, oh yes, and maybe something for the lady at Xmas yes? There is one on there for the ladies! hehehe and its worth buying for the hard rock version of the Brookside theme that appears as the bonus track! If any of you are interested then mail [email protected] or visit the sounds section at www.audiojustice.net and see details. Cool. Any others of you in bands??
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:30,
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The slipknot track "People = Shit" is one of the most fantastic things I've heard in ages. It made me feel 15 again.
Ooh and shove up an MP3 of your brookside theme.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:34,
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Ooh and shove up an MP3 of your brookside theme.
I dunno about Slipknot I'm kinda undecided about em. I love Carcass and am partial to a bit of Napalm Death and the 'Knot in comparison just doesnt stand up to any Carcass circa Necroticism. Slipknot are ok I guess, but as people their shock tactics (ie. "I'd buy Hitler a soda") just make them look like idiots.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:41,
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...a photoshop image in that somewhere!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:47,
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vs. S Club 7 crabs. er... but he didn't do it.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:48,
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it's theatre. it's funny.
last week I bought both the NME & Kerrang. fascinating.
NME/Indie stuff seemed so dull, & dying. Whereas Kerrang was celebrating a vibrant and expanding culture.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:47,
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last week I bought both the NME & Kerrang. fascinating.
NME/Indie stuff seemed so dull, & dying. Whereas Kerrang was celebrating a vibrant and expanding culture.
yeah know what you mean. NME seems to be just crap. Its all Gorillaz this Gorillaz that and no coverage for anything that is more extreme and radical than Starsailor or Travis which bore the crap out of me. Kerrang are fortunate in so far as rags like Metal Hammer are where Kerrang was 6 years ago and K! seems to be prospering under their new direction. Incidentally, been reviewed in Kerrang a few times and got readers fave top ten unsigned bands. Cant be bad...!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:50,
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and make a stupid flash video. go on. go on. go on. go on. go on.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:02,
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I got no ftp access here, however, this might tickle your fancy - one I prepared earlier of our old chum Cuttie Williams, who I am convinced must be related to Bastardizor
theman.swf
Hopefully that should work. hehehe
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:05,
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theman.swf
Hopefully that should work. hehehe
But I represent him as a Lutonian.
By the way - I am a metal fan an' all, and I used to be in an alsmost non-famous band about five years ago - we did some pretty big gigs actually...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:08,
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By the way - I am a metal fan an' all, and I used to be in an alsmost non-famous band about five years ago - we did some pretty big gigs actually...
Whats was your bands name? Might have heard of you cos I live down the road from Luton actually, although have nothing to do with Cuttie Williams or Ricky Hill. What sort of stuff did you do?
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:11,
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why? Otis doesnt sound like a massively metal name? you said you did some big stuff, whatcha get up to?!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:14,
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but it was the guitarists idea - it was some serial killers name or something.
We played at the marquee a few times & astoria (1 & 2), played with bands you wont have heard of but were quite big underground at the time, like RDF, Back to the Planet, Dun Lyin Down, Kerbdog, Therapy, FSOL and Orbital (both ravey type bands, but good)
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:30,
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We played at the marquee a few times & astoria (1 & 2), played with bands you wont have heard of but were quite big underground at the time, like RDF, Back to the Planet, Dun Lyin Down, Kerbdog, Therapy, FSOL and Orbital (both ravey type bands, but good)
Wicked stuff, Lifeforms is fantastic, as is Insides. Ahh the Marquee. The Horn in St Albans is odd insofar as it has loads of pics of bands playing...at the marquee. Never really worked that one out myself. These bands I wont have heard of, try me... you're probably right tho!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:37,
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I was Back To The Planet's biggest fan. Along with every other spotty teenage I wanna be a crusty kid.
And that girl with dreads. Cor did I fancy her...
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:08,
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And that girl with dreads. Cor did I fancy her...
The uni we played at with them lost our rider, so BTTP shared their sandwiches with us
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:27,
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Remember Donnington '83 - one of the best years in my mind. Of course I don't remember a thing but my friends tell me that I moshed HARD.
i am a real technohead.. well into goa trance and the like (astral projection etc) but i realllly got into Rob Zombie last year and now have just bought a whole load of marylin manson's music!

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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:19,
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is a musician too cos he was on Pink Floyd's 'Keep Talking' record. THey were going to wheel him out on stage during their 1994 tour but instead played the whole of Dark Side Of The Moon. Now what the hell was he going to do on stage with them!? No let me guess, laser harp.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:27,
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has been whoring himself around like some kind of pop-trash...although are you sure he is on there and its not just a voice synthesiser??? Hawking is also credited by Wes Borland in the Significant Other LP of Limp Bizkit. Hawking is one of all influential mfkaz!
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:39,
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that would be cool. I shall have to make a point of sampling him for the next CD hjahjaha
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