God I'm a dick sometimesI was just having trouble with my lighter. I thought I'd listen to it to see if gas was coming out. Then I realised one side of my head was on fire.
Fuck.
(Fuck.
crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 18:27,
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oh deary me!I hate it when that happens, the ammount of times I've had to say my two year old cousin got a hold of my lighter to my hairdresser :-)
Incidently, its not a sound excuse, he's been carted away by social services four times already.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 18:38,
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Incidently, its not a sound excuse, he's been carted away by social services four times already.
What are you doing up so late?I thought I was alone. My body clock's wrecked. went to the popbitch do last night, met nice people, ended up getting trashed and getting up at 1 this afternoon feeling very bad. that wasn't so bad as setting fire to my head though. what's your excuse?
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 18:56,
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hmmmI do IT support and they just kicked me onto shifts, this week I've been having to get into London for 1 in the afternoon but I've been finishing at 9:30. I get back after the pubs shut so its a case of, grab a couple of tinnys on the way home and sit in front of the PC til 5ish. I refuse to let the job allow me to have more than 6 hours sleep a night!!!
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:27,
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Damn rightdon't let them ruin your life mate. personally, I'm drinking whisky at home, which is nice as I seem to have been out every night for ever in a row and i've definitely hit the line where I have to spend one in.
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:34,
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personallyI've developed a little taste for vodka and orange as a late night tipple, but I'll always stick by Stella though, as long as she's in the flat nothing can go wrong.
God bless the Belgiums I say!
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:43,
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God bless the Belgiums I say!
blimey man!what were you thinking of? Sounds almost as silly as rolling around Covent Garden on an office chair and doing your knee in falling over bump-starting a car.
(
AndyK,
Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:04,
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That's as bad asme locking myself out of my mates flat in Dalston at 8:00am sunday morning with no money - 3 damp cold hours later....
(,
Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:17,
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I've found a flash gamethat is EVEN MORE annoying than Cursor Love Bunny.
you have been warned!
(you have been warned!
spacefish bong!,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 16:19,
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yupthat's remarkably annoying alright. i kept losing because I was concentrating on the animation of the little mouse rather than the woman. bugger.
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:00,
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thought I'd do a bit of cross stitching tonight to keep busy like my old gran
isn't that nice...
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 15:36,
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there are lots of little old ladieshere to do the hard work. samplers out...
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 15:39,
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in a bizarre welsh headswapping accident
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 14:17,
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Sorry Mr ThesigerStill getting those Angelfire logos rather than your handy work.
( nicey,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 16:15,
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Found onusr/bin/girl
Can you name all the games featured?
(Can you name all the games featured?
PeterSeychelles,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:54,
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I wanna cry!thats the most touching peice of animation ive seen since snow white.
GOD BLESS THAT MAN!!!!
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 13:47,
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GOD BLESS THAT MAN!!!!
Apparently we are 'grouse'www.grouse.net.au
"They certainly have cornered the market in silly Flash animations, such as "Stephen Hawking and Davros in Love" and other tales of geek romance. Also features Adobe Photoshop competitions and many many doctored photos, like the bear eating Jamie Oliver seen to your left. Overall I have no idea what it's all about, but it looks Grouse!"
Woo! Just trawling through some of their links now...
("They certainly have cornered the market in silly Flash animations, such as "Stephen Hawking and Davros in Love" and other tales of geek romance. Also features Adobe Photoshop competitions and many many doctored photos, like the bear eating Jamie Oliver seen to your left. Overall I have no idea what it's all about, but it looks Grouse!"
Woo! Just trawling through some of their links now...
chthonic,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:52,
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yike...that's cool. Spread the lurve to the other side of the world. Yum.
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 12:06,
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funny stuffI like his replies to people who emailed him asking to be featured on his site.
(
rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 12:32,
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people send the pictures in... and I post 'em (via Stan Shepherd)
rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:27,
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before I go homeI found this for you lovely people who keep me ammused all day...
www.hamster-taxidermy.com/flash.html
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:24,
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www.hamster-taxidermy.com/flash.html
NMEs message boardgood to see what their target audience is nowadays... it's the mobile phones feauture that won them over...
www.nme.com/MessageBoard/BBIndex/1,2402,37_109-0,00.html
(www.nme.com/MessageBoard/BBIndex/1,2402,37_109-0,00.html
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:22,
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i think heshould get dna tests done. you can tell its his father, look at the eyes.
BTW what program does everyone use to do the pics with?
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:58,
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BTW what program does everyone use to do the pics with?
ye olde photoshopppeand it has imageready to do animated gifs too...
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:31,
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Stumbled upon this on the net and wanted to share with the group...
ah... the work of Andy from Hairy Tongue ...... what goes around... comes around.
( rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:34,
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hasn'tjoel done a boy oliver game/movie of some kind?
Ah, yes - it is here www.hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue/video.html
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:00,
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Ah, yes - it is here www.hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue/video.html
To be honestI don't deserve much of the credit for that- I only really made the slideshow and stuff. However, it did get me into the sunday sport, which is without a doubt the coolest thing to be in in the world.
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 16:13,
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The headline'Jamie Oliver found on the moon' would make my day. Best place for him. Opportunist nobshine.
( chimpy,
Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:42,
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i've just swapped deskand now my monitor is facing the rest of my room. I'm becoming scared to come here. eek.
( rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:21,
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Do we have to have porn on here?Christ - its not as if approx 69% (real %age as well) of the web isnt porn already.
Bah!
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:25,
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Bah!
You old prude!!!!Just because you've got that one already!!! ;)
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:43,
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aah...that's the attitude to impress the girlies!! Aren't you sweet ;)
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:34,
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apologysorry i got a bit overzealous... thought it was funny...
should have put a link.. will do so in the future
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:28,
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should have put a link.. will do so in the future
we'll let you offlordy - I feel like a wicked step-parent...
anyone know where i can find one?
(anyone know where i can find one?
crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:38,
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arrrrrggggggI've turned into someone else! Sorry crab bloke. Wrong computer!
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:40,
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but aren't you one and the same?come on, admit it. Rob, crab bloke, pep, you're all the same person...
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:01,
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I knew I wasn't feeling myself recentlyAnd I thought it was the flu.
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:30,
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sorry about that. I am me nowI wish i was crab bloke tho. He has more legs than i.
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:32,
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hello pepi've been very unwell today. popbitch a-z was one too many nights in a row i fear. i need new lungs. does anyone want to swap lungs?
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 12:42,
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is your hair standing on end?i heard you had it brushed with electricity. (hello by the way!)
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 13:12,
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yupme and rob both got shocks last night. that'll teach me- never go to the pub without wearing latex surgical gloves.
( crab_bloke),
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 18:25,
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Actually, I think pep, rob and crab_blokeAre the three people shown in the matrix picture below.
rob's on the right, crab_bloke on the left, leaving pep in the middle with the big eyelashes.
(rob's on the right, crab_bloke on the left, leaving pep in the middle with the big eyelashes.
chthonic,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:55,
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whaheyonly quick jumping up and down saved me from a quick sacking, believe theyre looking for any excuse.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:41,
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Meet the FeeblesThe hippohead reminds me of Meet the Feebles. Ah, those loveable animals....
(
Harold,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:20,
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look look - mac peopleGrandmaster-codemaster Cal is fixing the homepage for mac's hoorraah.
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:32,
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cheeky boy - he's gone to buy sweets now.I'll pass on the hails tho.
:)
(:)
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:50,
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Hooray!Could the codemeister also make things work better in iCab or is that too much to ask?
( Harold,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:14,
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he appears to'veexploded at the thought.
damnit . we'll never get things fixed now.
No more of your evil suggestions please!
(damnit . we'll never get things fixed now.
No more of your evil suggestions please!
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 13:14,
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btw: yomgaille (french bunny man) has got in touch to plug his misterman animationhere - pretty good.
( rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:23,
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is there...a quick way, of making a picture look like its done with cross stitch, ive wanted to have a cross stitched picture of Adam Ant on a flyer for ages, but cant be arsed learning to x stitch.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:29,
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there's a site i found oncreating cross-stitch patterns in PhotoShop - it also kind of works in PaintShop Pro - here's one I knocked up following their instructions.
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:42,
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dagnabbit! Andy k! Stop being genius man!and I'll quit with the exclamation marks...
you beat me to it and way better too...
(you beat me to it and way better too...
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:47,
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yeah, i canjust about pull that off, but i want a real cross stitch looking thing, guess im gonna have to buckle down and learn, im finding knitting hard enough.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:49,
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in that case, the flyer... the event...coming up soon is it?!
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:53,
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oh its just a smallish, thing i do each month or soat cocomo on old st, 80's pop/rock/hip-hop whatever makes me smile and dance, the flyers normally have adam ant on them, i just fanccied seeing him in x stitch.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:03,
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phew. I was worried you weredesperate to do a club night but would have to wait till 2005 when you'd learnt to cross stich so you could do the flyer.
Big fan of handicrafts then?
(Big fan of handicrafts then?
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:10,
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yesmy life is plagues by technology, so i try to do as much natural stuff as possible, (if that makes sense), like car boot sales, home made chutnays and jams and of course knitting.
except knitting is a bitch, old women have the manual dexterity of the old geezer from karate kid, all im trying to do is make myself a rainbow orubourus scarf, and a buzzcocks jumper, its not much to ask, what with winter settling in.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:18,
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except knitting is a bitch, old women have the manual dexterity of the old geezer from karate kid, all im trying to do is make myself a rainbow orubourus scarf, and a buzzcocks jumper, its not much to ask, what with winter settling in.
you know my mum spins.wool. Obviously.
Weird thing is she hates knitting. She's a dab hand at cross stich tho. Believe it or not, she teaches it.
oh no. Too much information. I'll shut up now.
(Weird thing is she hates knitting. She's a dab hand at cross stich tho. Believe it or not, she teaches it.
oh no. Too much information. I'll shut up now.
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:22,
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I was so impressedlast night at seeing someone (quite young) on the tube knitting. That's sheer quality if you ask me. More people should knit on public transport.
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:59,
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on the trainthis week I sat opposite a lady who got her knitting out. She was not any older than 40 and she was listening to a CD player. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen on the train in ages. When I woke up in Liverpool St an hour later she had knitted about 3 feet of jumper quality knit.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:03,
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it must be their dnai cant do it for shit, and its getting colder and im no nearer to my dream scarf and jumper.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:26,
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hmmm...Cross-stitch is tricky as I don't think I've *ever* done it...
( AndyK,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:23,
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easy tigermy mum'll have you doing our family albums into patterns in no time.
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:27,
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hey!thats the picture i used for the last flyer, and was going to x stitch, the web is smaller than u think.
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:43,
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I kid you not.....found at FIND A DEATH : "Do some Christmas Shopping early, at Celebrity Collectables! They have the best wills, autopsy reports and death certificates! Something perfect for that special someone."
(,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:17,
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