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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:15, archived)

The BBC manage to encapsulate the Web in just 1 GIF.

Well Done BBC!

What they should have done, was a penguin whispering into the ear of a rabbit, whispering into the ear of a startled looking kitten.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:54, archived)

or just a dog

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:08, archived)

i think

he needs a paw up in front of his face in a kind of amateuer dramatic look of surprise.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:13, archived)

oh god

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:23, archived)

like

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hal9000 sme, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:24, archived)

great. can you make the kitten look suprised?

if we've got three - then we've got a trend.

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:27, archived)

that was hard work

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hal9000 sme, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:53, archived)

hardwork - but kitty fiddling

is fun

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:57, archived)

thats for sure

oww my k9 is on the front page ! yah!

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hal9000 sme, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

surfing game

hyro.com/games/pages/game_11/game_11.html

Is this good? I find the controls too hard. But then - I am stupid.

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:47, archived)

Tony Heart

Yesterday Zannusi-Beatz suggested that we take the best pictures that have been subitted to this board and make a flash movie in the style of tony heart's gallery. Complete with nasty music.

Does anybody fancy having a go?

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:38, archived)

How about...

...inside Tony Hart's heart? macabre gallery and 10 points to whoever includes Mr Bennett the caretaker? And thro in Sophie Aldred too for good measure.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:47, archived)

Gallery Theme

I did find it as an audio stream some time ago, but cant find it now. Will have to hum.
Do bee doo . do bee doo . do bee do bee dum dee do ... do be do be doo . do bee dum . do be do be dum dee doo . do be doo . dee be doo . dee be dee dee dum de doo .

(anat0010, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)

photoshop tennis?

http://www.coudal.com/tennis.html
Like what we do - only it's a spectator sport... Not sure about that....

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Wifey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 15:29, archived)

sigh

I turned on JavaScript for that?

(Shoehorn, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 18:34, archived)

well that doesnt sound

very friendly...

you had better hope that Mr Wife doesnt set prawnzilla on you...

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 2:58, archived)

Just seen you ID picture.....

stunning...you beauty. Chip shop and Fabric it is then!! Which area of London are you residing in anyway?

(Nacho, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:36, archived)

Im in Farringdon in the

city

chip shop it is then!

Then we can go back to my place & you can rev my engine...

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)

Vroom Vroom!

You can beep my hooters......
by the way speaking of fabric, did you know there is a fabric shop down Brick Lane called 'Touching Cloth'? How delightful

(Nacho, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:53, archived)

I should tell you that

now you have told me about it, I must go on a pilgrimmage there...

That is fantastic!

So, when shall we set our date for then?

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

Just seen your ID picture too...

Oi, you nicked my echidna.

Hope it doesn't poo everywhere - they're skittish you know :)

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chthonic, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:26, archived)

I didnt nick it...

I was just so tremendously impressed with it that I had to 'borrow' it.

I even considered asking if i could comission you to do a special one for me...

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:32, archived)

Borrow away

You are welcome - I sort of stole Pep's lizard for my site's front page (although the animation was mine).

What sort of special echidna would you want?

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chthonic, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:53, archived)

Hmmm - something unique

Something 'me'

That moves.

And is an echidna

Would you mind doing that for me?

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)

Bastardizor

You're very sweet to stick up for me... My hero!

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Wifey, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)

Anytime

it was my pleasure

(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:45, archived)

not keen

it's never funny. funny stuff is loads better than technique.

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rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:46, archived)

I know what you mean

Too arty farty... We want spontaneous.

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Wifey, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:50, archived)

I nearly posted that too

it's very pretty actually. They do some nice things, but it's a bit serious.
I like the commentary that goes with it tho.
They should ask a b3ta person to take part, up against a k10k person or something. That woukd be a good match.

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pep, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:28, archived)

Pee

http://pi314.at/pics/medien/logo_pi_format_2001june.jpg

100 000 digits of pi

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 14:39, archived)

ouch

this school i know runs a competition and gives a prize to the student that can remember the most digits of pie... the winner remembered something like 660 digits !!! i cant remember my own mobile number ?!

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hal9000 sme, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 16:44, archived)

you dont want him humping your leg !

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hal9000 sme, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 14:19, archived)

yippie ki aye muddy fudger

but if you dont his brother 'bruce mad dog willis' will come after you

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hal9000 sme, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 14:21, archived)

whats up

too scary for ya ?!

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hal9000 sme, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:45, archived)

aaaaargh

that will definitely give me nightmares.
great stuff

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crab_bloke), Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)

johns not mad....

just heard that a follow up has been commisioned and will be ontelly next year

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 12:23, archived)

more info needed

now. which TV company? Which producer?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 12:32, archived)

NIGHTY NIGHT ALL!!!

Me and Ozy are off down the juicer.

See you tomorrow!

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:44, archived)

who is

ozzy? Is he a rock star?

(Esteban, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:44, archived)

i know where jordan will be tonight....

http://www.pop-show.net/

and Vanilla (no way, no way, mnar mnar)

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:10, archived)

i'll be at the Popbitch A-Z

me & joel have been given control of the tv's set into the walls. he he.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:15, archived)

perhaps someone would

like to photoshop an image of the time vanilla crashed their customised ice cream van on the M1...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)

seen this yet...

http://www.scooterdeath.com/halloweenspecial.htm

i guess it depends on whether you like kerb's stuff or not

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:49, archived)

it's a good little game

nice mechanic. fun.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:04, archived)

better than scooterdeath

but still - 2 exclamation marks and using the word 'crazy' to describe yourself has to lose points.
Though I'll stop this time...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:18, archived)

yeah .. point taken

but I do respect Kerb's strategy: using viral stuff to get work making viral stuff. it's the one thing viral marketing is good for - as i'm pretty sure it doesn't sell more cans of cola.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)

though log puts it quite well (bottom)

http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/fame/thenet.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:39, archived)

agreed. the styling they've used is dull

but i think the mechanic is good. maybe we should rip it off and use kittens? er... "Skittens: Skittles with Kittens?"

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:44, archived)

try this.

you have to roll kittens down an alleyway to hit and knock over the penguins,or knock the fish shaped biscuits off the rabbits heads.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:55, archived)

whilst

a gay dog, scampers back and forth trying to intercept your kittens

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:56, archived)

Have you folk seen this?

http://www.studioroyale.com/croquet/

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Jay, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)

I hadn't

But now I have, I doubt I'll get any work done. Cool on a stick!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:09, archived)

DOG (via cthonic)

he says, "the oval of
the dog's ears centres almost exactly on his nose...."

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

...

This is so cool

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 13:45, archived)

Guy does impression of the cute doggie

Some people eh ?

(anat0010, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

b3ta style make over

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:01, archived)

Last seen ....

A reported sighting from NASA, he's on the next Mars mission.
God save us all!!!!!

(ozy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)

does he have a little control panel

in the suit to make the arms work?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)

Well....

Not many people know this but his head was removed from his body, and grafted on to a spare human body they had knocking about, strange but true!!!

(ozy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:45, archived)

Theres a starrrrrrrrr dog...

(MattyA, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

words fail me

....

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:52, archived)

One day, images like this will bring about world peace.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:27, archived)

if ever there was an image ehich

needed to be photoshopped - this is it.

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

i think...

the cat is trying to work out how to eat the dog.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

no - its more like this

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:35, archived)

on the halloween theme

So I ate his liver with a nice bowl of luke-warm water.

(Sul, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)

HA HA HA!!!

Brilliant!

You deserve a cigar for that one

or a stick of celery or something if you dont smoke...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)

christ!

that made me jump.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)

Kiante?

He's so cute!

(Xawie, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)

my illness made me kiss cars....

http://www.tsa.org.uk/sugar_magazine.html

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:05, archived)

apparently legit site - pulled quote

"For a few months, I couldn't walk past a car without trying to kiss it. I had no idea why it was so frustrating."

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:13, archived)

If i had a bucket, i'd fill it with a kitten. How about you?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)

id fill it with

ugly children

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)

or some sort of insect

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:03, archived)

i wouldn't say he was ugly

although I'd have reservations about using his hairdresser.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)

Hang on a minute

I AM his hairdresser.

And I didnt mean he had an ugly face - he just isnt very nice as a person.

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)

Beatle Cut

Paul George John and Ringo, man if it was good enough for them...

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:46, archived)

a duck

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:06, archived)

puppy? or are puppies like... so 5 minutes ago?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

nope - puppies are fine

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:27, archived)

If I had a kitten

I'd fill it's lungs with a bucket

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

we should go out on a date

I have always wanted to have my lungs filled with kittens...

Its a kind of fetish really

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)

I'd love to go out on a date with you, B. ;)

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)

woohoo!

did we have fun?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

Well, you seem to

have had a hairraising time that put a smile on your face.
Where are we going on our next outing?

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)

ummm....

how about dudley?

i havent been there

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)

Dudley Moor?

Is that the same Moor where the Slaughtered Lamb is? We could go for a quiet drink

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:54, archived)

could do

we would have to stay on the path though...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

mmm

follow the yellow brick road. Or follow the Natterjack Toad.

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)

not again!

Why do we always have to follow amphibians when we go out?

Cant we just get pissed up on booze instead?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:13, archived)

okay

lashings of voddie, a few fags thrown in for good measure once we're drunk, and a smokeathon after the pub.
Easy to please no nonsense type of chick - in the "hassle" nonsense sense, not the "madness" nonsense sense...does that make sense?
I'm sure you'll understand my level of babbling. Friday 9th Western Front. That's if you're in the South Coast Region!!

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:21, archived)

I dont know where the south coast is.

Cant you come up to London?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)

...

okay

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:27, archived)

HurrrAY!!!

i finally met a REAL woman!

where shall we go?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)

errr....

dunno what's still around since last time I went...you choose!

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:32, archived)

Zoo?

or we could just hang around by some shops & drink bottles of white lightning until we pass out.

Or go to one of the fucking stupendous amounts of pubs round 'ere. Oh, and there is fabric too.

and as long as you are over 21 you will get in no worries.

You will recognise me if you use this picture

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)

kittens are nice

being cruel to them is wrong.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)

I disagree...

Not all of them are nice.

Look at this little herbert...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)

unusual

a cat with tongue out looks like a dog.

in fact - much like Mr Winkle.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)

all kittens are cute

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)

that kitten has gnawed the mans leg hair off

savage little brute.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:20, archived)

Some one doesn't like kittens

http://www.rapidvet.com/kitten.JPG

(I didn't link to it coz it's not very nice, so don't look if you think you'll get upset)

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

that's horrid

why are they doing that?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)

to be fair I think the vet is trying to save it

but back to buckets

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

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