a poemi'm going to bed
i'm going to bed
la la la la
la la la led
(i'm going to bed
la la la la
la la la led
mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:44,
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in the BMEzine sitehave you looked at "male piercing"? bloody hell, it really puts you off yur sausages, and turns outies into innies....
( mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:31,
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Piercings are great!!I've only got 6 mild ones though. fuck having one in your bell-end though.
you have to draw the line somewhere.
(you have to draw the line somewhere.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:46,
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My friend got that donecoz his missus wanted him to. Poor bloke. You have to have yer dick bandaged up for 6 weeks or so. No sex, not even wanking for that period!
Every time you have to pee, you have to unbandage it all, pee, the do it all back up again.
Plus I should imagine that it f*cking hurts...
(Every time you have to pee, you have to unbandage it all, pee, the do it all back up again.
Plus I should imagine that it f*cking hurts...
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:32,
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This is how mike feels
like shit.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:20,
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yep,don't wan't to meet him when he's pissed off, by the looks of it.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:44,
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just browse this site for a whilein the time you spend trying to figure what is going on, you'll forget how crap you feel.
this.
(this.
tomdog,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:50,
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It's never too late for some OrkingAnd another thing... You know they say get there early for King of Boots how early is early?
Also, does the newsagents sell cola bottles and flyng saucers?
(Also, does the newsagents sell cola bottles and flyng saucers?
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:58,
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now i feel like shit and i am also confusedyou bastard.
( mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:59,
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i want onea motivational speaking surreal assymetrical hedgehog.
( mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:17,
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mythat is one nice collectin of pets noses.. i love those jap sites... totally different world/way of doing things
( hal9000 sme,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 21:47,
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Even though i too feel like shit
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:13,
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Lorraine Kellyfrom GMTV, sad UK early morning magazine and makeover show.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:17,
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i want a tv nowso i can watch it with my mates and say "hey, she sucked me off, and i have proof"
( mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:19,
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why do u feel sad?Are you getting rat-arsed to drown sorrows too?
or am i pissed on my own?
(or am i pissed on my own?
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:22,
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just general shit reallyin that arrogant kind of late-adolescence way. combination of sexual frustration, financial difficulties, family problems and sexual frustration. did i mention sexual frustration? plus i cant get laid.
( mikeisbrill,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:29,
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my 3 year old daughteris an artist. like her Dad.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:36,
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as you can seeshe learns quickly..
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:38,
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LOLAnd I'm not joking!!! That one really woke me up again!
:O)
(:O)
Kaiser,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 16:43,
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: ) he cracked me up when i saw himI think we all know that if animals could talk - thats all they would say... all day
(,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 17:08,
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Terrific!But what is it?! It looks like a weird cat-rabbit hybrid. Not a particularly healthy example of either.
(,
Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:59,
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yo yo yo...that kicks ass!
there must be some more bhg snippets that would make cool animations
(there must be some more bhg snippets that would make cool animations
rockyrobin,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 15:43,
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HehThats pretty cool. I made myself a funky PacMan ringtone ages ago. Marvlus.
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:28,
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that isthe best idea i've heard on how to waste my morning!
( spacefish bong!,
Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:46,
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If you have a NokiaI could just send you the ringtone...
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Design an animal for b3ta zoo"){kind=small}
Our Lizard Lady LibertyImagine if we were all the same on the outside...
If not the smae the ba able to blend in really well.. Just imagine.
(,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 15:06,
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If not the smae the ba able to blend in really well.. Just imagine.
Who's the hipster doofus now?Wanna see her dance?
miguel de cervesas,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 14:31,
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miguel de cervesas,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 14:31,
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OK, fake your death is back (again)It's got a few disclaimers on it - whether or not it's still fun reamins to be seen.
here
(here
flibz,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 13:47,
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Many Headed Cat
These really exist... this one belongs to my neighbour. Great Mouser!
I likethat.
I'd ask for a photo of the cat flap, but I know very well what would happen, and it wouldn't be nice.
(I'd ask for a photo of the cat flap, but I know very well what would happen, and it wouldn't be nice.
Not Pineapple anymore,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 13:55,
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it only walks in circles though,on account of its uneven back leg layout.
( spacefish bong!,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 14:25,
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The rare Chesney Hawkes faced catpictured in it's natural habitat of Bognor Regis
(,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 13:18,
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.jpg)
Is that a Herringsticking out it's pocket?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 13:15,
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Andwhy hasn't he got a kipper tie?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 4 Mar 2002, 13:16,
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