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# YEAH .. RockStarter rocks!!!!!!!
Rock Starter
(umbra, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:24, archived)
# The happiest (orange) cat in the world


The page this comes from has some nice cows on it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:22, archived)
# ...sharing the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:45, archived)
# testing...
the new board code
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Hi cal,
I've noticed that if you post to a thread that's low on the front page (and has already been archived) when you look at the archive the later posts are not saved. S'not important just thought I'd point it out.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:25, archived)
# somethings up
the two messages I deleted this morning are back...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:26, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed...
that the order that replies appear has been reversed? A bit confusing trying to follow the thread, but I'm sure it's a b3ta glich...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
# Yep
that's sorted now
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# seems like
I can edit and delete all posts. Well, the buttons are there, anyway. I don't think they should be?
(alfons, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# that's fixed now
but now I can't delete my useless post, so here's another one.
(alfons, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:42, archived)
# testing
testing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:48, archived)
# New board code?
What's new?? Please tell me. I'm bored writing BORING email virus scanning software.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# it's a smaller size (in data, not messages) ...
... to lower our bandwidth usage slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:57, archived)
# Using Javascript stuff?
Or just better HTML?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# using less javascript ...
... and more server side code.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:02, archived)
# Ah....
... My cunning plan for reducing the bandwidth of me message board was using java script to output the posts....

e.g.

Instead of going

[table]
[tr][td]Subject[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Message[/td][/tr]
[/table]

I could just call a JS function which outputs the table

ShowMessage(postid, "Subject", "Message");

Or something like that. Haven't done it yet... but it might work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)
# sounds interesting
you should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
# Also...
You could apply the class to the table, instead of using a div... that would save about 1k :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# There's now a button on the message board
that says 'go to message board'.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:06, archived)
# that's the smallest banner ad in the world.
do you want to buy it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# woo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:56, archived)
# .
woo woo to you too
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:02, archived)
# I can't
edit / delete my messages!! And I've posted something 3 times by mistake!! Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)
# never could do that DIY stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# is this new to you?
http://www.man.aaronclinger.com/
(russellsprout, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:14, archived)
# Want your own rockband?
Build it here
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# that is amazing
i want a eurobastard.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)
# Blimey
furtive heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# i saw that in the local rag the other day
but my scanner is at home and my computer is at work, so i didn't scan it in.

how sad is it really, 1500 penguins (i bet she stole all of them as well)and then tattooing them on your body, takes a lot of arctic dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:15, archived)
# I thought
you'd 'Shopped the penguin on his head but nooooooo... Wrong again....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:57, archived)
# I thought
you'd 'Shopped the penguin on his head but nooooooo... Wrong again....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:58, archived)
# I thought
you'd 'Shopped the penguin on his head but nooooooo... Wrong again....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:58, archived)
# Why
did I just do that three times?? My PC at work is shit of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# My goal for the day...
...get a gif on the front page
(Dean, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:53, archived)
# Tut, tut
Too much swearing and threats of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:55, archived)
# and ...
... you can't spell watermelon
(Hampercamper, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Give me a break
Im Dyslexic
(Dean, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:07, archived)
# yeah
i think when your swearing on the internet you should be able to spel anywhay ya wanna.
so watermellloons to em
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Tip for the day
1. Include a penguin
2. Don't be nasty
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# tip
make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:03, archived)
# Wow - thank god for the warning
clicky
"If you are following along at school or home please be careful. Scalpels and razors can cut you as easily as they cut cow eyes."
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:37, archived)
# i like this


stare at it. after a while it will flip. does your eyes in.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:46, archived)
# Hours of entertainment...

Count the black dots.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:53, archived)
# easy!
I've got a stinking hangover and that's not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:56, archived)
# me too, it makes my eyes hurt.
make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:04, archived)
# Aaargh
Makes everything hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:07, archived)
# it's a pacman dance floor
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# Too late...
Anyone got a spare keyboard this one's covered in vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:22, archived)
# none black dots mates
:O)
(umbra, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] milliheron


slightly slimy...
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:31, archived)
# i like
that - clapclap
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:33, archived)
#
If we are strict about the linguistics here, this hybrid creature is not a miliheron. The mili (latin:thousand) applies to the pede (latin:feet). I see only one heron, and only its head at that. A more correct terminology would be millipedic heron
(rolyman, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 10:17, archived)
# Woo and Yay
(Dean, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:25, archived)
# Wow
You've done one more boring than my Cambridge Bloke gifs... incred-e-bull!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:29, archived)
# and it's only 120K
YAY
(poohpot, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 4:29, archived)
# Im getting the hang of it
inn-cred-e-bull
(Dean, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:06, archived)
# Pickled Pizza:
What were you doing shagging Janine on EastEnders last night? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:24, archived)
# OH!
You're so cheeky!
(Nacho, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:43, archived)
# Oh come on
That bloke DID look a lot like PickledPizza... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:44, archived)
# Dear oh dear, I've been caught out.
erm, normally I have more taste than her, but I was p-ssed, honest!
(I don't watch benders, so I don't have a clue who she was shagging, or indeed whether he was as ugly as me though)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Well
you'll have to watch the omnipotent bus on sunday and see yourself on the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# At last...
A team that will make Minardi look good
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:10, archived)
# Don't knock 'em
they've been winning rallies for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:14, archived)
# A volkswagon team
would be interesting, with Audi, Bugatti technology and czech engineering.

Pity Arrows have just bought prost. Or maybe not.

But who cares, at least there's a purpose to sunday afternoons again!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:29, archived)
# My Skoda
was the best car I ever had (most reliable anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:21, archived)
# i used to love my 105
it was the first car i own all by myself, cost me £200 from an old lady who drowv about 4 miles a week, it was 11 yeads old, had no rust and about 28,000 on the clock (genuine), and then a water pipe came off as i was driving and it blew the head, so she had to go, too expensive to repair, i'm actually shedding a tear as i type this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 5:10, archived)
# College is so boring...

*hopes for a front page*
(Dean, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] the monkeycorn
(richb, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Duck-billed Pygmy Marmopus
(deadzebra, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 23:31, archived)
# He is very good
Can I have him?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 3:17, archived)
# hey has anyone got a really good picture of will young that plop idol bell end?
i think i need to do some work on him and his joker faced dumb ass smile. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 20:36, archived)
# haha sometimes the web surprises even me!
see i wasnt the only one who was unsure which side he plays for ?
www.popjustice.com/everqueen/everqueen.htm
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 20:50, archived)
# is there a film career for will?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 21:26, archived)

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