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FAST BREAKING NEWS FLASH!!!

Me and ozy have bought our domain now & will soon have a couple of pages put on it...

Just keeping you informed...

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)

Hoorah

B3TA collective websites are clearly the way forward. I have cracked open a Capri Sun as this is a special occaision.

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nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)

yeh! the future is now.

we're all going to save the web by filling it with fun stuff.

I've just had some celebratory thai rice with sweet chilli sauce.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)

does anyone

fancy nipping out and getting me a celebratory sandwich? I'm stuck indoors.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:34, archived)

well i just went out

and bought a celebratory Slayer CD

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

which

one?

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:00, archived)

Oh dear

I just bought at least 5 celebratory wonky 80's CDs to feed my habit, not exluding Dare I might add. And I'm about to relocate my desk. Oh no we won't forget they day Bastadizor hyped his forthcomming website in a hurry.

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nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:04, archived)

I like the idea

of a celebrity sandwhich with stunning women from the silver screen.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

Fancy a schmoke?

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

ali g

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)

Ali-P

nice.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

as promised

Here is a massive version of the Photo-Tiled-b3ta-Penguin.

Beware if your on dialup, its a 3.5 MB Jpeg!

(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:22, archived)

that

would make a nice poster

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)

yup

it shoorly would. does anyone have access to kit that could print that out dead big? i want one.

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

Pure unadulerated

genius

(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)

Well, I worked hard on this..for all of 5 minutes

and the sods at PB don't appreciate it so you lot can have it too..

Concorde testing hits a snag

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chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:11, archived)

well we love you

and everyone knows the PB's have no taste.
;)

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:19, archived)

I feel wanted now

thank you.
I feel obliged to do my badger faced cruise missiles now, if it wasn't for an impending real world deadline.

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chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)

real world?

this is the real world damn it. we have changed reality.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:47, archived)

Rob

you are soo right, sod real life.

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chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)

Mind the chip shop

My mate Jez's Dad runs the chip shop just up the road from Sizewell I hope he's alright.

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nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)

Don't worry

guess who was there to save the day..

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chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)

it's friday... it's the b3ta photo challenge

and it's not an animal... Winner to the frog one will be announced in the newsletter shortly. Woo.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:41, archived)

can I be first?

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:16, archived)

Well, is it?

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chthonic, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)

he's a fan

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

AndyK

for president.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

Ultraviolence and Beethoven

The West-Staines droogs.

(anat0010, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:43, archived)

New Hilfiger range...

He is slimier than me Uncle Jamal...

(FooBoy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:02, archived)

what a jackass

my first attempt

(spooky, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 17:27, archived)

Retro Ali

(Dan Century, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 20:26, archived)

Mutant penguins

(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:16, archived)

great!

animals fighting hunters:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_439500.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

inbox (via Cuttie Williams)

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)

Chris Morris edit of George Bush speech

http://www.warprecords.com/audio.php?id=2020

Put your sound on and enjoy...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:56, archived)

Absolutly

suberb . . .

(Jodrell, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:16, archived)

as requested

Here is game involving penguins and a sleepy echidna. (The preloader is kind of useless - never put music in a linked symbol.)

(Shoehorn, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:26, archived)

that

is truly brilliant. What a game.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:38, archived)

fantastic

that is wonderful

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:38, archived)

that has got to be

one of the best games i have ever played. i can't get the penguins across though- the echidna keeps waking up and exploding them. is there a trick to it? Any chance of a brief warning that he is about to wake up maybe? Bravo anyway- what a fantastic thing. Genius, pure and unadulterated.

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)

nature provides no warnings

Just be more cautious as the penguins get further across. Move them just after the beast falls back asleep (still no guarantee).

(Shoehorn, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

it gets my vote

Two great big thumbs up, superb, genius, brilliant!

(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)

Truly inspired

A work of pure genius.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)

not bad

i got 7

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the best game I have ever played

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)

WAHEY!

I just got my first pinguin across

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:19, archived)

love the game... I'll save it for weeks newsletter...

... this week is chok. but it's in the blog. woo.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)

Woo I scored 2

This is an important penguin based technology. I like the way they shuffle.

Can we have some Cal magic so it records scores on a B3TA database like the Cat game etc. And how about the background changing when you get some peguins across.

I think if there was a time limit say like 5 minutes then this would be a challange that would surpass even cursor loves bunny.

Anyhow, hoorah, good one.

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nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)

brilliant idea

love it.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:22, archived)

Penguin megadeath

I just exploded 7 at once. Have I missed the point.

(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:27, archived)

you've brought

my office to a standstill! recordable hi-scores would be great.

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Jay, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:54, archived)

not sure if i love you or hate you

d'you know how much work you've stopped me doing?
Such a good game. I think you might be made of evil.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:03, archived)

my

god.

the best thing ever.

Must go in the b3ta games section surely.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)

You are evil

for bringing us this fantastic stuff. Wasted a lot of my time on this and exploded more penguins than David Attenborough has ever met.

Genius.

Lovely stuff.

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Harold, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)

Dancing Politicians?

This site features an unknown German politician, but it would be so much more fun with some animated Gifs and MIDI tunes...

(seanizer, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)

he really should work on his site

maybe something along these lines.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:35, archived)

Is it the done thing to send pics to you lot, and then you decide if they're worthy or just bobbins? I posted a pic yesterday (which someone probably deemed rubbish since it is now gone..) but then it occurred to me that maybe just wading in with img tags was naughty.

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KQ, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:10, archived)

the ideal is to host them yourself ...

... and post about it on the board.

some people haven't sorted out webspace and email directly to us.

doing this gets variable results... as we get a lot of email and it's easy to miss stuff.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:14, archived)

Whack em up

this is very much an open community- you shouldn't worry about whether your work is technically good or anything- it's about making shit and whacking it up. the only thing to bear in mind is that a lot of people read this in offices so porn is not really ok (put in a link rather than an image).

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:34, archived)

lizard in my inbox (via ricky)

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:53, archived)

tony harts gallery

Great Idea!!!!

How about everybody sending a picture to the gallery on tony harts website....

www.tonyhart.nildram.co.uk

what reason have they to say no....

linus.......Great Idea!!!!

How about everybody sending a picture to the gallery on tony harts website....

www.tonyhart.nildram.co.uk

what reason have they to say no....

linus.......

(linus, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:33, archived)

can i send

my picture below?
oh yeah no bullshiting i bought tony hart a pint when he came to my student union bars opening..

he had a cider and black.

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:41, archived)

cider and black?

You lie - surely.
If you said you'd slept with him maybe - but cider and black? A megastar like him?
hmmm...!

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:55, archived)

oh, like go to Bristol on a day trip now

why dontcha.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:56, archived)

ok i will

and it was cider and black.. he had a nice neckerchief on and his 'man servant' was also there with him.. but i didnt buy him a drink cos he scared me.

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:17, archived)

gotta go get my bus now

but here is a link to the bars web page... as proof www.brookes.ac.uk/student/union/barhart.html

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:21, archived)

aaaaaargh

it's called the harts bar coz it was opened by tony hart? i just spent a year doing an MA at brookes, and spent loads of time in that bar. if i knew it was Tony Hart's bar it would have been a completely different and wholly more fulfilling experience

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)

Love this quote

From Tony Hart's biog - "Tony's mailbag varied between 6,000 and 8,000 per week, needing a large team of senior citizen's to deal with it"

I wonder why he decided on the elderly.... ahh cos they bake better biscuits.

(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:57, archived)

my twisted image of the day

I'm not jacked in today (sad 90's 'Hacker'(film) type speak)as I've gotta go to Bristol with my company (2 hours on a coach - nice!)
So I though I'd show you loverly peeps a pic i made yesterday
See ya all laters

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:30, archived)

oh yeah another idea i had

all the images i make and post here form the last week or two have -b3ta in the title ! reason = i though it would be cool if in like 6 months you could do a google image search for b3ta and instantly get a list of all our artwork.. kinda like starting a web phenomonon so that pic was called jackko-b3ta.jpg - just a though

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:32, archived)

back on the dog thing

(Sul, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 20:19, archived)

here you go...

(seanizer, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:32, archived)

haha

hahahahaha..
lov u~

(chara, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

this took me a while

300 or so images from the board make up:

click for a full size image.

(Sul, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:40, archived)

b3tamos

Christ in a sidecar. You're dedicated like Roy Castle.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 20:45, archived)

wow!

yes! that's made my morning. Fabbo. And when I'm *this* hungover it takes a lot to make me say that.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 2:54, archived)

thats nice...

what software did you use to make that? i have a freidn thats been after something that does that for ages!

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hal9000 sme, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:01, archived)

software

I used Centarsia, its cheap, its nasty and cains your resources, other than that it does the job.

have a link: http://www.alhena-design.com/centarsia/

(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:00, archived)

cool.

have you got a super big one for printing?

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:57, archived)

thankyou all

I'll start immediate work on a fucking HUGE one so you can all have a b3ta poster clogging up the queue on your nearest deskjet.

(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:38, archived)

YAY!

Hoorah! has anyone got access to a big printer thing? rob maybe? can anyone print me a poster of it? that would be the most lovely decoration for my techno-shed.

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:48, archived)

Another dog

He looks a bit distressed.

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crab_bloke), Thu 1 Nov 2001, 19:37, archived)

I thought

it was Charlotte Church

(Sul, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 20:10, archived)

I'm asking

her out, looks like she's a 'howler' rather than a 'lip biter'.

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chimpy, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 20:21, archived)

well its the same with the young ones

theyre all howlers as soon as you get em away form the parents.

Did that sound a little perverted?

(Sul, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 20:28, archived)

It's changed my view

on stealing them young from their beds..

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chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 3:39, archived)

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