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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Nov, 22:58, Reply)
# Like and subscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov, 23:35, Reply)
# oh baby your so hot!
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 20 Nov, 2:50, Reply)
# just because
(lumpytesticle, Wed 19 Nov, 21:54, Reply)
# I do love a spoonerism

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 19 Nov, 22:18, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Nov, 22:28, Reply)
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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 19 Nov, 21:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] The new Ken Loach movie - Fyfe
(lumpytesticle, Wed 19 Nov, 19:56, Reply)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov, 21:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] BAAAAAT!
(Urth, Wed 19 Nov, 18:32, Reply)
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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 19 Nov, 18:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] Adrian! I did it!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Nov, 17:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] Poor Apollo Swede…Mind you, he would have been a vegetable.

(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Wed 19 Nov, 17:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] beet-boxing
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Nov, 21:06, Reply)
# there was a joke in Mad Magazine where
they referred to Rocky as 'The Italian Scallion' but I'm not doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 19 Nov, 21:34, Reply)
# it was a very close contest
he won by a marrow margin
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov, 22:48, Reply)
[challenge entry] MASHA or something

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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 19 Nov, 17:04, Reply)
[challenge entry] Jack fucking loved his tomato plant, and could not bear to live without it
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov, 14:24, Reply)
# Paint me like one of your French tomates, Jack!
Why do you always prefer the smaller cherry varieties?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Nov, 15:04, Reply)
# For the same reasons that 'teen' has been the top search term on porn sites for decades.
Men are perverts.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov, 16:00, Reply)
# MILF is top in the UK
And most of Western Europe, and Ukraine, and ex-Soviet states ending in -stan
(rogerzilla, Wed 19 Nov, 16:55, Reply)
# If you trust Pornhub's analysis
MILF is 8th, whilst teen is 4th.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov, 18:18, Reply)
# Those appear to be relative results.
I'm not at all surprised that more people in France are viewing the 'French' category than anywhere else, but I don't believe for a second that it was the most popular overall category in France.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov, 19:59, Reply)
# step mum is clearly a subcategory of milf in this context, good day sir
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov, 21:28, Reply)
# That's a Smilf.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov, 22:04, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Nov, 9:27, Reply)
# Mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Nov, 16:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] You've got to ask yourself,... do you feel peckish... punk?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov, 9:20, Reply)
# I'm guessing that was a banana in his pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 19 Nov, 13:49, Reply)
# 'WAS'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Nov, 16:22, Reply)
# I know what you're thinking, is that a Goldfinger or a Gros Michel?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Nov, 15:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] Explain that, James Randi
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Nov, 22:06, Reply)
# It's all fake
He just left the EU
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 18 Nov, 22:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] Jules Romaine still gleaming
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 18 Nov, 20:30, Reply)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Nov, 22:43, Reply)
# *starts singing*
Three Limes on a Shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov, 22:49, Reply)
[challenge entry] when you're famous they let you do it
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 18 Nov, 20:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] Stand back! I've got the BatSprout and I'm not afraid to use it!

It has the power of 10,000 farts
(lumpytesticle, Tue 18 Nov, 19:25, Reply)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Nov, 20:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] Cool as a…..oh dear

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 18 Nov, 17:53, Reply)
# Reminds me of the time I got Deep Heat on my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 18 Nov, 22:29, Reply)
# You told me you liked it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Nov, 22:41, Reply)
# I didn't say it as a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Nov, 8:20, Reply)
# Oh the cucumity!
(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Wed 19 Nov, 4:32, Reply)
[challenge entry] Thanks Grauniad
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Nov, 17:25, Reply)
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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 18 Nov, 15:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] TOAP

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(Valefar So what?, Tue 18 Nov, 14:50, Reply)

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