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# Is anyone else getting worried yet?
Or is it just me?





Apologies in advance if B3ta gets nuked for this post...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# The one in black and white....
...is less of a fascist and din't have nuclear weapons
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# or....
...a coke habit
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:22, archived)
# .
Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# What's he going to do, nuke me?
"BOOOOMMMMMMMMM". Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:42, archived)
# Woo Sports biscuits sighted
I've just had a nice email, to cancel out the shitty one earlier sent to me, saying that Sports biscuits (like Malted Milk but with stick people doing sports on them) were seen recently (within the last year) in a Kwik Save. I don't have one near to me, can anybody confirm this for me, as I want to get hold of some.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:06, archived)
# my salary forces me to live near to Kwik Saves
so if I see some, I'll try to get my hands on some.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)
# I have had a packet in the last year
can't remember where from, but it must have been somewhere local - i'll keep an eye out.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# Thanks
I think these are like some living fossil of a biscuit, sort of a biscuit Coelocanth, that was thought to have died out in the mid 1970s. This is like biscuit paleoantology, very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:19, archived)
# How come
..you have not reviewed the humble 'Nice' biscuit on nicecupoftea, and the amazing 'dropping off into your cup of tea after half a second dunk' characteristic?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Ah I do mention it on
my main biscuit taxonomy page in the FAQ. I think they are grim, and that they are called Nice as sort of sick joke.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:47, archived)
# I'm munching some McVities (milk) chocolate digestives
Does that mean I'm a bad person? (not to mention the fact that I've nearly scoffed all of a large packet)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Not at all
That sort of thing frequently happens. Its perfectly normal and you shouldn't be ashamed. However if you make a habit of it will may be damaging.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:52, archived)
# Damn the biccies
with their sweet digestive underlay and milk chocolatey covering, damn them... Oh cool, one left, 'scuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Feltz with Pelts while Geddy Lee Melts
(Jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# ?
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)
# Its in
widescreen, they might get angry.
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Not mine, but it made me laff
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:32, archived)
# I like it
But I bet it'd sell by the bucketload. After all, it already does.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# I have 2 ibiza albums
bought a year apart (look, I was drunk... for a year) and they have exactly the same bloody tunes on it, mixed by people I don't think I have ever seen. Good work fella!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:52, archived)
# number 73 fans....
http://www.paulmorris.co.uk/73/index.htm

(caution: verry sloww loadingg sitee)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:24, archived)
# I've upgraded the b3ta Furtive Construction Kit (tm)
So Furtive can now be mid-picture:

He'll have yer hand off

For the construction kit: clicky
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Yay!
and Woo! Verily it is a mighty tool for any B3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:12, archived)
# one for famouspeoplewholookbetter....
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:08, archived)
# needs the caption...
"'ere bruv, fook those fookin' penguins. I'll smash 'em. They godda be told ent dey?"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# sorted
keep em coming people
(the bad man, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Straight to the woolies bargain bin!
Arse, how do I get the picture in here?!
(Rachel B, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Hmmm
Sounds like you need the handy guide.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Are there anymore pics from King of Boots.
I want to see the back my head on the web. Ta kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Been to cartelcommunique messageboard?
or boomselection?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] -
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)
# da da da
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Just to let everyone know....
I have 4 big web projects going live this month and so much work I can barely breathe. So today I spent all day photoshopping on b3ta. It's worse than crack.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:29, archived)
# on friday
last week was the go live date of a big web project for me.

and I managed 3 CD covers and two animations.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Thank Christ for that
I'm gonna piss the rest of the week away as well then.
Cheers - I feel better now:-)
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# woo
and indeed yay! to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I saw this
and thought of you!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:29, archived)
# Anyone for
tennis? (via filepile)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# a
pong version in needed
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Even though this is aimed at...
...Lumpbucket, I had to put it at the top as well. So there.

(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# we need
an interview...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:17, archived)
# i understand...
that Gaz is available for interviews, in fact for anything, including toilet cleaning, making hamburgers...anything in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Actually
if he had a beard and some piercings, he'd look a little bit like PickledPizza as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:19, archived)
# refresh Gaz now!!!!
and he should look like pickledpizza
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Almost
except Mr. Pizza has a different beard style.

Wheres the Paul Daniels beard guide? I don't know what Mr. Pizza's beard is called!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Post a Picture of PickledPizza
...and I will make him truly Gaz-like. It will be a pleasure...."snicker"
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# How many pictures
of Pickled Pizza could a Pickled Pizza Picture poster post if a Pickled Pizza Picture poster could post Pickled Pizza pics?

Well, I would post one, but I can't be arsed to go back through the archives, and Flibz's search engine is down...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Bugger !
I go out for the day, and what happens? I become GARETH bloody JONES!! ( he doesn't like to be called Gaz Top anymore)
I have been suddenly rendered talentless.
(the truth is out)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Hehe
awww poor pickled :)

As to the Gareth Jones thing, I know he doesn't like to be called Gaz Top any more, thats one of the reasons I still refer to him as such :)

Don't knock him anyway.. I used to love Get Fresh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# No 73 was
my favourite. But Sandy Toxicvic was evil.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:01, archived)
# No 73
before it moved to a theme park and became 7T3 was bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Bring back Celebrity Sandwichmaking.!!
Wasn't that geezer from wac-a-day, Tommy Boyd in No73 too?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Don't think so
but I was only a wee lad at the time and if he was I probably couldn't remember :)

All I can remember is ethel on skates, a band in the basement, and a bath falling through the floor.

Oh, and I remember thinking it was ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Mmmmm
Michaela Strachan....

*slurp*
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Yes, Michaela...
Don't you hate it when myou bite in to a hot dog and you find it's got veins in it? Does anyone remember about that incident, or was just urban myth??? Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:35, archived)
# eh?
enlighten us o' vulga one....
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:39, archived)
# Well
Apparently she got caught a-la Gillian Taylforth giving a blowjob to someone somewhere (sorry to be so vague, I'll try and find out more) and got it in the paper. Something like that. Look for the Michaela thread, coming soon!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] a Homage to the legendary North and South

nanananananananana..ooo..No Sweat1
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Go on go no
My friend in Japan took this on his super fly digital camera phone laser hybrid thing.



it gets better the longer you look at it and makes a great desktop wallpaper. And it cures piles.
(Rich-BRF, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# it is now
my wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Currently
my work 'pooter has that shark about to eat a kitten.

I'm sorely tempted to swap it for Beaver in a Viva though...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)
# beaver in a viva graces my home pc,
my linux login at uni has ralf from flipflopflyin.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
#
(chimpie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
# A beautifully descriptive URL
that leaves no room for surprises
www.famouspeoplewholookbetterwiththebodyofananimal.co.uk
^clicky
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# they are
really well chosen people/animals.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# just spotted
this on the front page blog. gotta start checking for repetition before posting. (less post-haste? boom-boom)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)

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