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# Rob & his cat
Bleuuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# what on earth
has Rob been feeding his cat?

looks like McDonalds straberry milkshake
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# I don't know
I just selected the colour semi-randomly in photoshop :)

Looks like milkshake. Or "Wham!" bars. Wow that takes me back. Do they still make those?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Yup...
...though perhaps it's one of those seaside "nutty nougat" bars?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# I cannot
stop giggling like a wee girl!
(Jesus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:19, archived)
# I'm trying not to laugh
at the people calling me, they're all unhappy, maybe I should tell them about b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# yay
I just shouted to my cat, "oi rocky! you're famous."

he ignored me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# that's what they do.
I recently bought my cat a new toy mouse. Of course she looked at me as if I was mad when I put it in front of her. I came down in the morning and the cat was looking as bored as ever but the toy mouse was ripped to shreds. I think my house might be infested by evil pixies.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:32, archived)
# More things not to do
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# lol
thats fantastic :)
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# slick
I like these.

I'm going to plaguarise . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Genius!
clapclapclapclapclap
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Biggest
laugh I've had all week. Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:36, archived)
# these
are very nice animations, sir
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:22, archived)
# aw
thanks folks.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Dog-Gone...
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm...
(Dave Shax, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)
# I made this one ages ago
http://www.geocities.com/dollparts94/townies/whitenova.html its on a Geoshitties page so you cant see the pic you will have to go to the site
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Jaysus wept
They're moaning about something else now...
I'd like to point out that it's the same people posting to the forum at work all the time.
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)
# If they used the
AW mp3, less people would hang on
= less work for Vulga.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# I think it may have
one of two different effects :
When they call through they would either feel
1) depression, hang up and "hang" up or
2) relief that their problem isn't as bad as others and hang up.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:33, archived)
# This brings back
painful memories. Mind you it got better when I went to Auths and got to deny charges for weddings, Rolexes and the like.
Plus seeing guys who went loony and ran up $20,000 on whores.
(Sea Oxen, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Used to work for
Amex then? I get to tell people to pay up or the boys will be sent round (when we could be arsed to call them up)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# Do you really
have someone working there called Tanya Kanga?
(Wallz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# There you go, Originality. It may not be funny or good, but its mine, ok?
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# cool
didn't mean to have a big go at you :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# bill
thats ok I got your point. How aboiut bill shaggin a sheep? or the sheep giving bill head?
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# me & my cat
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# Hello rob
where have you been? Avoiding the whole AW buisness?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# i actually thought that AW
WAS rob, tricking us...
you never know.. (the truth is out there, but the lies are inside your head)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# I haven't actually been in office ...
.. so haven't checked email for a few days. I dread to think what's there. Yep, the whole AW thing got out of hand, and I regret encouraging it by posting it to the blog.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# wouldn't blame 'im
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# when you say avoiding,
what has actually happened?
I know he's taken his site down but that is all isn't it?
Or is he suing or something?
Arrrggghh!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Awww!
Bless 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# We must never forget
about the evil kittens
(alfons, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# spoiler cube

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
# brilliant
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# can you
think of any i've missed and sum up a twist ruining in a few words.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# braveheart
he dies
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# the shawshank redemption
he escapes
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# lord of the rings
who the fuck cares???
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Star Wars - any episode
ditto
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# How about
Night of the living Dead - Zombies rule, all the people die
Day of the dead - zombies rule all the people die (eventually)
Dawn of the dead - zombies rule - 2 escape (to die)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# all nightmare on elm streets
get ready for a sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Rocky 1
Rocky wins

Castaway
Tom Hanks goes home

Up in smoke
Cheech and chong get stoned

Jaws
The shark isn't real
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)
# I have devised
A Spoiler Excel quiz, like a lyrics quiz, but featuring your 100 favourite spoilers. Unfortunately, it's not quite finished. But it will be soon. Mwahahaha!

(Short) Favourites include:
He's a replicant too.
The kids are his opus.
She's an ogre too.
John Wayne dies.
The tanker's full of sand.
The stamps are worth a fortune.
Costner IS the spy.
It's made of lead.
It's made of people.

And so on ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! Cedarsave, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:03, archived)
# OK...
Perfect storm - they all die.
Star Wars 1 - Amidala is the servant
Three Kings - They get arrested by the army
Gladiator - MAximus dies
Cube - the nutter gets out
LOTR - Elrond, Galadriel, Gandalf have Rings.
Soylent Green is made from humans.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# Unbreakable
Samuel L. Jackson blew up the train.
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Faculty
they win
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# seven
wifes head in box
usual suspects...kevin spacey did it
(nic*, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Traffic
Dunno - I fell asleep!

Human Traffic
People Get wasted - best mates fall in love.
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Now this one, I would really LOVE
to know what the ending(s) are :)
dont ask me dude
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:03, archived)
# Mullholland Drive
She imagines the whole thing before killing herself.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I've just looked on the intranet at work
And wondered why I'm still here. Here is a typical quote.

I was in the unfortunate position of finding I had laddered my tights, and not wanting to walk around like that, I went to buy a pair from the shop. I was surprised to find that they didn't stock such things, and was given a frosty glare from dear Kim. However, I was heartened to see that priorities are in place and I can buy a CD if I want to.

You can see the entire transcript here.
Well, if anyone thinks my talents (ummm, can't remember what they are off the top of my head) are wasted here, let me know, or better still find me a job where they don't use up resources to complain about crap like this.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# In an emergency
a fan belt can make a substitute for a pair of tights.
Oh, hang on.
(Sea Oxen, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# a job for you
you could always try and clear my credit card debt for me...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# For the person who tried to get this on!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Things not to do
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# Heh
really nicely animated, but it grinds IE to an almost halt here for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# oops
I'm not very good at animated gifs. I'll try to optimise the little buggers better next time.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# andrew may have topped himself and his site
but the chat is still there..
here

The topic title is "We are the Saddest people alive".

heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# There you go. Its not that funny, but its mine!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Look close at what
the large © symbol?

please post something original, or just point us to 'funnyclicks.com' - filling the board up with other people's material stops being funny fast.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# ohoh
handbag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# sorry, just had lunch
with my mother and my sister, which is
guaranteed to bring out nasty chthonic I'm afraid.

My sister was busy telling me about the third holiday she's taking this year in May - flying business class to Sydney for a couple of weeks. Apparently the hotel was dead cheap because it's off season, so only £113 a night.

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:44, archived)
# is she single??? please say
YES..

sounds like the sort of lady i need to meet. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# ooh, sorry to disappoint you
she's married (to an accountant).

She's busy spending his money, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# [sob sob]
oh well..

fair play to her I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# I agree
if you find a site full of funny pics, post a link, not the entire sites content one by one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# This is cool! Ur views pls
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# .
Well it made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Ahaaaa!
Marvellous a woo and yay from me!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# You
really like funnyclicks.com huh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# The Best Thing
About this site, apart from the awesome name, is the surreal quality of the captions...

www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
(Jesus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
#
you are my best hat. i will wear you mr hat. and we will drive to buy pancaces together. oh i love you sososo much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# And ......
(Jesus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# I really need to know who he is...
Clicky
Click to enlarge
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Jesse Helms - US Senator
I think that's that old fart senator we have to put up with. Politicians suck
(raz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:21, archived)
# Cal, I can't quite make out
the centre 'in-a-nutshell' book

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# it's not a nutshell guide
it's the lovely, silver, plam OS programming
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# tee hee
no Cal - you're looking in the wrong place.

Lame joke can be found amongst the nutshell books lying on their side on the left
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
# he he
sneaky
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# .
that is just too fantastic for words
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# Could still be
A Palm manual though...
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# What's
Plam OS?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# it's like palm os,
for left handed people
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# I've only just got it
I'll try to pay attention in the future.
Marvellous tho!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# Great! I'm
left handed, so I'll either order meself a Plam or an pIAQ. I wondered why I couldn't use me iPAQ effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:48, archived)

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