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(Turrets Dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 2:49, archived)

Woo!

and Yay

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DontHaveAClue, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:35, archived)

turrets????

Is that similar to Tourette's Disorder?

(Airshod, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:14, archived)

da dog kant spell

I think tourettes is american but turrets is english i.e ASS, ARSE....you catch my drift?.....sniff, sniff...FELCHING...sniff, sniff

(Turrets Dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:45, archived)

touryets sindrowm

I think you will both find that the recognised spelling of this unfortunate and now recognized condition is as above. The correct prownunseatshun is as follows - "tea - rut - s - sind - CUNT - drow - m.

(mr mouse, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:52, archived)

should be dr mouse

thanks mr mouse, i can get you a semi-professional doctors certificate from the black market if you want....pant,pant..I'M IN UR HOOSE...pant,pant.

(Turrets Dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:57, archived)

Turrets

is a mis-speeling of Tourettes, and seems to have become a running joke.

Use this information wisely.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:03, archived)

our brand

thanks for the info we have trademarked 'turrets' and are using it as our limited company to raise money for dogs suffering from tourettes

woof, woof...DOG COCKS...woof, woof.

Dysleksick turrets dog

(Turrets Dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:26, archived)

If, like me, you've fallen in love with Domo-Kun...

...theres an archive of video clips from his TV show over here.
How can it be so cute and so evil at the same time?

(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 2:06, archived)

a b3tan in need

this may sound strange, but if there is a b3tan from the UK who is 18 could they scan in their passport and upload it somewhere then email me the link at [email protected] ?

(Mr Kipling, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 1:50, archived)

I'm 18

At college, with passport, with scanner. That sounds a little worrying to me though. why would you need it?

(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 2:08, archived)

Yeah

while you're at it scan in your credit-card details, birth certificate and national insurance number..

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Wifey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:13, archived)

Fake ID generation

by any chance?

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Cedarsave, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:22, archived)

Identity thief!

he wants your soul maaan

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:32, archived)

Damn

I'll mail you my house keys too, yeah? I'm out between 7:30 and 6:oo

(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:11, archived)

Here you go.

Some passwords for the finance control systems here, mailed and on their way!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:13, archived)

whit?

After what happened to poor Andrew posting his home address on the net, do you still trust people?

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:33, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:12, archived)

dont mock me :(

yeah fake id. i just need to put my piccie over it so i can get into a club. can anyone help?

(Mr Kipling, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)

Woo Ego Surfing!

Did a Google on my name, turns out that Paul Kidby liked my review of his last book ("The Last Hero" by Terry Pratchett) so much that he posted it on his website! Clicky!

Night all.

(Terry, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 21:25, archived)

I'm bored :)

SOOOOO TIRED!
Enjoy my 70k masterpiece, I'm off ta bed. 3am. bleh.

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 21:03, archived)

domo loco

temperamental, moi?

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pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 21:00, archived)

HEY

you all should come here its hilarious! turn volume up!
heidi366.cjb.net

(peaches, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 20:54, archived)

anyone home?

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santexo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:49, archived)

haha

BEEEUTIFUL.
Who's in his head tho?

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:54, archived)

everybodys fav fascist hitler

its hard to fit in a recognisable despot and keep the bandwidth req low, but i thought the comedy german accent might help...

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santexo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:58, archived)

I thought so, had to make sure tho :)

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 20:02, archived)

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:31, archived)

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tomdog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:19, archived)

I love the look on his face. As if someones just called his mum a slag.

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:43, archived)

Photoshoppers of the world Unite

After the cruel demise of Mr Washington now is our chance to show that B3ta can be a force for the good. Let's make him cry! - we could even e-mail the images to the Zimbabwean government(?) Viva el revolucion!

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Monkeyboy, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:40, archived)

Dyslexics of the world..

UNTIE !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:41, archived)

reminds me of...

... a certain sign on the high street

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:58, archived)

genius

Mind if I nick that and use it for a fake banner ad?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:29, archived)

bring it on

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tomdog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:44, archived)

that's the spirit...

lovely stuff. woo, and for that matter, yay.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)

Rumours of my demise...

I have come to bring some much needed intelligent comment and enlightenment to your little band of misfits (also to promote my new business venture with Tina and Kelly, a paysite full of lovely pictures)

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:46, archived)

Business venture, eh...?

Add a kitten to each picture and you've got a deal.

(OtaKuno, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:53, archived)

He needs to..

..pay for all them hidden cams some way!

j/k
a bit shitty but you get the gist .

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:59, archived)

we're still waiting..

for that intelligent comment.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:42, archived)

"AND HERE ARE YOUR...

FIGHTING WHITIES!

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Umojan, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:25, archived)

That is

(OtaKuno, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:40, archived)

here he comes...

(If it's too big I'll delete it)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:13, archived)

if someone posted two shite animgifs at 320k each, no-one would bat an eyelid.

i don't think it'd be fair to pick on you for making one lovely one at 635k

(i remember when floppy disks were that big. still, i own a ZX81, and that REALLY puts it in perspective. i'm drunk, if you're wondering.)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:18, archived)

If It's Too Big!

Get ADSL and out of the 80's

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:19, archived)

a LAN connection :P

so very soon I'm gonna miss it...

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:25, archived)

w00t w00t

i got adsl and get some much shite for it! get rr they say, yeah let me get a cable modem w/ a serive provider taht can't keep there servers up longer then 24 hours.

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Umojan, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:26, archived)

right there with ya!

got an adsl line here....errm on my lan.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:33, archived)

I've got

2 polystyrene cups
1 piece of string
4 cases of Lager
1 Packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

Do you think ADSL is better in comparison to LAN, or with a more introspective look, would you not agree that both fail miserably in comparison to my little family of creatures?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:37, archived)

Hmmm...

I think you should add mushrooms (magic) to your little list

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:39, archived)

maybe...

1 plastic bucket
1 4l milk carton
water

stop me if I'm going too far

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:41, archived)

Now I'm REALLY

looking forward to the
'pizza invasion of Snakemountain'
Woo and Fkin' Yay!!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:54, archived)

no, sorry mr ahem 'washington'

Losers do drugs.
Winners erm, er, fuck it. You got me.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)

got cable.

it's cheap, and it's shit. but it's much nicer than 56k. but we need to love our 56k brethren, for they have feelings too. apparently.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:39, archived)

me at uni.

got LAN.
60 quid/yr.
peaks at 1MB :)

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:44, archived)

that a resnet thing?

edinbuff had a resnet installed recently. does it work? does it f**k.

besides, i moved out of uni accomodation last year. my only hope is to get a summer job at a company with a chunky connection =)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:48, archived)

all done by ntl

dont ask how, dont really care...

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 19:00, archived)

live in rural land, so I'll never get adsl this millenium :p. Though the house we're moving into already has isdn installed, so I guess I'll have to live with that :-)

(minoltion, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:46, archived)

my mum's house is rural land,

so i know how you must have suffered.

besides, isdn beats cable and adsl cos it's so much more reliable.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:54, archived)

I want

whatever the last one's on

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pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:40, archived)

i fed him, little tike.

always gets like that on e-numbers.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:49, archived)

Like this you mean?

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pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)

o
o

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:57, archived)

Ironic...

clickety click

HARDY HARDY HAR!
A mate called 'Bearrrd' found this not me :)

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:12, archived)

Look, here they are in bed with each other...

Tina and Kelly... In bed... together...

I'll get me coat

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:07, archived)

Further images...

Can be e-mailed at a small cost

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:10, archived)

Can i have

Tina's phone number?

(Dean, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:12, archived)

Tina's number can be found...

In your dreams!

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:16, archived)

in my dreams,

her phone number's the same as mine.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:19, archived)

Is It?

Well sorry mate it IS the same as mine!

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:20, archived)

Yeah right...

ha ha ha haaaa haa haaaaaa haaa haa haa.. errm.. Hang on he's right isn't he.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:22, archived)

*sobs*

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:23, archived)

can i see

them w/ less clothing?

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Umojan, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:27, archived)

Come and stand next to me

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:28, archived)

can we see them with

small furry marsupials velcroed to their ears?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:32, archived)

I'd like to see them

with orange peel on their shoulders.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:33, archived)

Orange Peel

Whatever your fetish, same price

(ad_washington, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:38, archived)

and courgettes,

crocodile-clipped to their eyebrows.
mmm, now I'm no better than the rest of them. ;)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:40, archived)

Sorry for posting it twice

but I accidentally didn't put it in the contest last time :Þ

(TiggleTaggleTiger, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 17:56, archived)

you can edit post you know...

but i'll forgive you.
(cos its damned funny!)

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 17:57, archived)

hes still got it

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santexo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 17:40, archived)

AHA!

Brillian! Reminds me of the two Ronnies for some reason.

"And it's a good night from him..."

(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 17:53, archived)

only cos they ripped off

eric and ernie!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:20, archived)

so theres these two guys waiting to vote and...

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santexo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:22, archived)

Eeeeeaaaaarm

then there wasthiswomanyousee.. ha haaa haaaaah. and stop me if you've heard it.. not you. you stopped me last week.
Marvellous piece of work!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:35, archived)

excellent

well worth scrolling down the page for! woo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 18:46, archived)

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