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# Long time visitor, first time poster...
Hey Magog liked your pic on the front page! ;)

How on god green earth do I get started with all this photoshopping business? Looks like fun and I have loads of ideas what do I do?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:26, archived)
# get a decent image editing program
find a fun a picture and then play!
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:29, archived)
# Great!
Any reccomendations for editing software?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:37, archived)
# you might find it better starting with...
.. something like paintshop pro rather than photoshop. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
# superdomo
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:23, archived)
# LOL
These images are ace!! That little creature thing is so talented! He was dancing the other day with all his friends!
(Rich, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:26, archived)
# Does anyone remember
the weetabix crew? I still have a sticker at home that says "Neet Weet Beet" which had one of them singing in to a microphone. Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:27, archived)
# Weetabix Crew
They were done up to look and sound a bit like Madness, or am I imaging it?
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:28, archived)
# skinhead weetabix
that's right, they wore bovver boots, braces and white t-shirts. and were withdrawn rather quickly, as i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:33, archived)
# Neet Weet Beet
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# neo-nazi breakfast
that was after the ad where they defaced a jewish cemetary
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:38, archived)
# That's superb,
I liked the "bloke" weetabix with the knotted hanky on his head, reminds me of the Gumbys from Python.
"I've got my head stuck in the cupboard" and other drunken student rants like that...

I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:53, archived)
# ooh politics
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# sorry, i used this pic!!
(Rich, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:18, archived)
# Ahh Trapdoor
that takes me back a bit :)
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
# Look what i caught!!

Why dont you lot have a go at modding berk and bony??

Go on!!!
(Rich, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Things not to do 4
For some reason this gif really crawls, so I've put it on a link instead of showing it on the page. Imagine it playing much faster.
clickity-pic (Opens in a new window)

Anyone know why my gifs are so slow and crap?

(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:16, archived)
# opening it in imageready
reveals it has 884 frames, all at 0.03 of a second duration

You've got tons of duplicate frames...
What are you encoding them with? It doesn't seem to be clever enough to vary the length of frames.

(it took 300Mb to open this in imageready BTW :( )
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Animation Shop
is the culprit. How the heck darn do I merge duplicate frames?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
# To be honest
I don't know -
Image Ready is pretty dumb at importing compiled gifs: it just sticks each frame on a layer, which gets very slow after a while.

Does animation shop assume a fixed frame rate anywhere? (ie, where does it get 0.03 sec for the frame duration from?)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:51, archived)
# 30 fps
my guess is it uses ntsc standard of 30 fps hence 0.03s, try getting a freeware prog like ulead gif animator where you can delete all the duplicates and increase the frame length manually.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Something was different about Pootle, but they couldn't put their finger on it...
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:10, archived)
# LOL!
Fantastic!

What show are these from, btw?

I had an AGA Amiga intro that span one of these creatures in a rotozoomer, and I recognised it, but for years I've been trying to remember where they came from!

Please solve a long-time mystery for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# The Flumps!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:14, archived)
# Woo
Woo and indeed yay! What were those hairy nads called? My memory has been destroyed by the drink - I can't remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# The Flumps
Doh, someone beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:14, archived)
# Flump-tastic
Ah yes...

www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/flumps/
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:15, archived)
# flumps
looks like my sister and her hairy friends
if i can get a picture of her and her email address i implore you all to take the piss out of the schiztrophrenic bitch
(ColonelHylton, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Some Bald People
I don't know if anyone fancies photoshopping one of these two...
Click the picture for a larger version.


and

By the way, they're a couple of colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:57, archived)
# How about
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:03, archived)
# Excellent but it needs something...
Like some sort of threatening cockney phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# oh well cant win 'em all
i did a nice little flash anim and it wont let me post it...
clicky
(icedragon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:53, archived)
# flash has worked
on tripod for me - have you embedded it in the page properly?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:58, archived)
# Try it now
i've updated the link, it was'nt supposed to have www dot at the begining, it should work now.
(icedragon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:28, archived)
# .
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:47, archived)
# Domo-kun game
Go here to play a fairly addictive pacman type game involving mutiple domo-kun and what looks like a cows head hoovering up small yellow balls.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:46, archived)
# sinister andrew
http://www.andrew-washington.com

am i right to be concerned about the latest messages?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:45, archived)
# Thats not the half of it
He was actualy on here last night posting, saying how he was going to set up a pay site where you can look at pics of Tina and Kelly. Go back a few pages and you'll see.
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:50, archived)
# I don't
think that was really him...
(tomsk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:51, archived)
# I was there at the time...
...He posted the two new photos of Tina and Kelly *before* they were put on the website.
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:53, archived)
# No way!
I take it back.

I thought he hated b3ta?
(tomsk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:57, archived)
# yes. you are.
Maybe he's angry coz we ruined his own finely honed plans for a sleezy moneymaking scheme by blowing his cover too early.

Mind you, I feel honoured (Even though I know it's plainly wrong) to have seen this counter when I visited just now...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:52, archived)
# twas the same
when i visited...
(nic*, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:03, archived)
# Counter
You can't hack a counter that can only get to one!
(ad_washington, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:05, archived)
# Nice
You should make it 000000000001 though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:18, archived)
# Hello andrew
Do you like us then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:58, archived)
# Revenge
What could be better than not to go away?
(ad_washington, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# A new game - Robot or Not?
Here's one we can all play. We all know what a robot looks like. But what about those synthetic entities who hover on the nether edges of robotdom?

I'll start with - Lance Henriksen, Bishop from Aliens. Over to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cedarsave, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:44, archived)
# pun
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:39, archived)
# Yay
Big up the West Riding.
(tomsk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:44, archived)
# Dear Lord
I'm *this* bored


(it could of been better, but i only had 5 mins)
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:19, archived)
# That would be funnier
if you had a person, or a Domo Kun, or a Kitten, standing by the building, pointing, and saying "NO!".

Use this information wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:22, archived)
# Better?
.
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:52, archived)
# Also, unless the comedy centre of my
brain has failed, this picture suits the caption better:


Say NO to crack!

Once again, the person/domo kun/kitten would add to the "hilarity" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:24, archived)
# Well I liked it
Yay and Woo! To the Domo-Kun one, not the one of the blokes arse, I know this is Brighton but...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:45, archived)
# Well
now he put Domo Kun in, its much, much funnier :)

Woo and Yay!

I might start my own comedy school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# Sir Ian Mckellen
No wonder he is going back in the closet if that is what he looks like!

I'll never look at Gandalf the same way again.

Confused Wizard

From my local paper last Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:06, archived)
# Mr rockyrobin
I've nicked your epilepsy treatment centre gif and used it as a banner ad. Hope you don't mind. If you do, I'll get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:44, archived)
# my sweetass coustomized segway

(sketcher, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:40, archived)
# Oooh
Glowy.

But you should lower it, and put a big "Kenwood" stick across it.

Maybe add a body kit.

Then you could do doughnuts in the carpark of your local PC-World and think you're really hard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:14, archived)
# what are doughnuts
well i know of the tasty kind...but how do you "do" them....or do i not want to know....
(nic*, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# How to do a doughnut
1) Find a PC-World car park. (B&Q will do, or better, one of those places that are popping up all over the place with a McDonalds, Warner Village, Bowling alley, PC-World and Sports Division type thing).

2) Put yer car on full lock

3) Engage first gear

4) Floor it

5) Wait for tyres to explode

6) Get arrested
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:05, archived)
# Oh yes
If doing a doughnut properly, the following things are a necessity:

1) A baseball cap
2) A kappa jacket
3) A rude-boyed up Ford Escort or Vauxhall Nova
4) Being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:09, archived)
# Brings back memories
of a certain Tubkid. Maybe he's upgraded?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:16, archived)
# speed rapping
lost in the depths of funniness, you may have all seen it before but here we go again with that hilarious squirrel (Weee animation) and if you haven't already the new School bus animation, well... it's just like the real fucking thing - turn up your speakers - and link to this www.threebrain.com
(age_solo, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:39, archived)
# the schoolbus animation isnt new
i have been posting on their board for a long time, and i have seen the schoolbus anim there for about half a year
oh, the forum is right here threebrain deleted the link cause of a stalker
and i kinda doubt he's gonna put it back up, but people still post there
(sketcher, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:44, archived)
# threebrain secret:
on the homepage use your arrowkeys... woooo
(sketcher, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:54, archived)
# domo phone home
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 3:38, archived)
# He looks like
he's stuck somewhere without the train fee home and he's trying to get his mum to come and get him :)

I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 4:19, archived)

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