SorryIt's nearly hometime and I'm not quick enough to do this justice.
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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:13,
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Wow!I like domokid so much, I've created a PSD file to make him easy for other B3tans to include in silly pics.
It may not be a very good PSD, but its still a timesaver :)
(It may not be a very good PSD, but its still a timesaver :)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:26,
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HmmmCan't get to it....
Oh, I see what's happened
(Oh, I see what's happened
chocolatewomble I mostly lurk,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:33,
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Should work......
...
... right about ...
...
NOW!
(...
... right about ...
...
NOW!
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:36,
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hey robjudt got the newsletter..
20 quid on its merry way..
luck!
(20 quid on its merry way..
luck!
Hugo Rune,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:13,
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Way hey!woo. Thank You. I'm just an appeal page. I'll put your name on it.
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rob,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:17,
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I assume that was supposed to be'I'm just putting up/writing an appeal page'
Count me in Rob - my Mum gave me some money to pay for something I don't want her to, so she's contributing too :)
(Count me in Rob - my Mum gave me some money to pay for something I don't want her to, so she's contributing too :)
chthonic,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:52,
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Haven't got the email yet, butMr Pedantic says
Just is spelt with a "s"...
Use this information wisely
(Just is spelt with a "s"...
Use this information wisely
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:49,
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Actually..........'pedantic' is an adjective. This chap would more accurately be referred to as Mr.Pedant. And, the quote should really be in quotation marks and be preceded by a comma.
(
routine has perfected burgers,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 12:04,
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Mr Pedantic says
Pedantic is my last name, and names do not have to be grammatically correct.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 13:50,
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New photo of TinaScreaming, can you imagine?
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:13,
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shouldnt that behttp://www.andrew-washington.com/images/screaming.jpg??
[edited] oh [/edited]
([edited] oh [/edited]
Hugo Rune,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:14,
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you must have been quickit was only up there for about 30 seconds! (or not there, should I say)
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:16,
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hey, its "no work" fridayso im farting about the internet and trying to make my "tourettes a website" thing work without fookin up me servers.. ah, is it time for the pub yet?
( Hugo Rune,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:18,
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i just downloaded photoshopi've been using PSP for my doodling.. now this photoshop thing.. what the fuck do i do? anyone know any good online tutorials?
( tomdog,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:12,
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"... downloaded photoshop..."?Tisk tisk, you could at least lie a bit, you know: "I recently aquired a copy of..." or "...owner of a small company...purchased 50 copies....", etc
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 12:25,
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er...what happened to Andrew's first posting of the interview? The whole thread seems to have disappeared.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:11,
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I thinkhe deleted it as well as re-posting it.
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:12,
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that's annoyingI've just linked to it from the newsletter.
( rob,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:13,
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Comes with the territoryI guess...
BTW - £20 on its way Rob, good luck.
(BTW - £20 on its way Rob, good luck.
mrbrong,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:41,
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butternuts will eat your weaselsdamn so whupped me at fightclub..
:)
(:)
Hugo Rune,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:57,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: What does Hell look like?"){kind=small}
or worse stillan infestation of single IT managers from kent looking for love..
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:55,
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Is that theoriginal with the walnut cabinet?
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:02,
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it'sa cheap, fake prop used in Neighbours.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:06,
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Was that about the same time asJason Donohammond? (no pic due to poor quality of joke)
Vulga -> coat -> door
(Vulga -> coat -> door
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:19,
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My Interview with Moo-Juice (Uncut)Q1. How are you taking your new found fame? What does it feel like to go from nobody to somebody in a matter of hours?
A1. This isn’t fame this is the Internet and as I have been involved with it in some form or other since 1994 I see it more as a sudden attack of painful haemorrhoids, it’s bad at the time but apply a little cream, stay clear of cold seats and all the little critters go back from where they came.
Q2. You have a lovely coffee making area. Is it strictly coffee only, or do you also make tea there? And what is in that red jar behind the coffee maker?
A2. During my first visit to the lovely Kristin back in 1998 I began to appreciate the many varied flavours of coffee that the Americans have enjoyed for years and that here in the UK have only just begun to dabble with. Over here when we are asked if we want a coffee it is normally an instant cup of Nescafe or a straightforward bland percolated effort but in America you get to choose from a list like, ‘Double Choc Truffle’, ‘Orange Brandy’, ‘Mocha’ or my favorite, ‘Irish Cream’ so when I returned I made up my mind to offer any guest who might be visiting that same level of choice and so far, (Mandi and Kay will back me up) it has been an overwhelming success. I do make Tea there as Tina never drinks coffee and for all the Tina minutia enthusiasts out there it’s also where I prepare her crumpets. The red jar is Coffee Mate which adds a real creamy texture to the flavour of all my coffees. For the record I purchase all my flavoured coffees from www.boaters.co.uk
Q3. Is Tina a free agent? Have you ever been romantically involved, and if not romantically, then perhaps the occasional mistaken drunken monkey sex that we all do with "friends" after too much tequila.
A3. At this moment in time Tina is not a free agent, to date the two of us have not entered into a sexual relationship and as you can see by the picture of Tina’s handsome monkey I don’t stand much of a chance there.
Q4. What happened to Linda?
A4. Linda moved out after 6 happy months with me to have baby Charlie George (she didn’t realise) and is now living with her boyfriend quite happily in council accommodation. She has occasionally popped back to see me and proved that my fears for her were unfounded.
Q5. You describe yourself as a "Simple Christian". Does this mean that you follow some of the rules of a Christian or merely the lifestyle? When the catholics sin, they say 5 Hail Marys. Do you, instead, settle for 6 Bloody Marys?
A5. Being a Christian and living a Christian life is much harder than not being a Christian and able to live by the maxim ‘if it feels good, do it’ and as for alcohol I drink a couple of Stella’s most nights with a meal but never get drunk.
Q6. Will you forgive b3ta for calling you sad?
A7. Who or what is b3ta?
Q7. What would you consider your most embarrassing moment to be? The real “oh-no" second that we all have at points in our lives. My personal one was telling an anti-semetic joke to 12 jewish people... what's yours?
A7. Once, when Linda was here she had told me she was away for the weekend visiting her Dad so that night I was walking back to my room after a shower as she was coming up the stairs, I grabbed a towel to hide Monty as she informed me her plans had suddenly changed but I flushed up red all the same and her nickname for me ever after was Jake.
Q8. What happend with Kristen? She seems such a nice girl. Do you still keep in contact with her, and if so, what's her phone number?
A8. After our relationship ended Kristin moved from Jacksonville to Baltimore to work for a major Asset management firm. We have corresponded a couple of times but nothing more and I don’t have her current phone number.
Q9. I noticed on the phone you had a bit of a brummie accent. Are you from Birmingham, Dudley, Wolverhampton or some other town an equally dubious nature.
A9. I have been told often that I sound a little like Frank Skinner and bear a passing resemblance to David Baddiel but my roots lie not in the Black country but in a small village just outside Shakespeare’s Stratford-on-Avon.
Q10. Tell us some more about your lodger, Tina and your neighbour Martine.
A10. Whilst I am happy to post my own personal information on the Internet I would never put anyone else’s without their express wish. Both Tina and Mandi (recently separated) are happy to have a few photos and comments posted but nothing more.
The End
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:46,
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A1. This isn’t fame this is the Internet and as I have been involved with it in some form or other since 1994 I see it more as a sudden attack of painful haemorrhoids, it’s bad at the time but apply a little cream, stay clear of cold seats and all the little critters go back from where they came.
Q2. You have a lovely coffee making area. Is it strictly coffee only, or do you also make tea there? And what is in that red jar behind the coffee maker?
A2. During my first visit to the lovely Kristin back in 1998 I began to appreciate the many varied flavours of coffee that the Americans have enjoyed for years and that here in the UK have only just begun to dabble with. Over here when we are asked if we want a coffee it is normally an instant cup of Nescafe or a straightforward bland percolated effort but in America you get to choose from a list like, ‘Double Choc Truffle’, ‘Orange Brandy’, ‘Mocha’ or my favorite, ‘Irish Cream’ so when I returned I made up my mind to offer any guest who might be visiting that same level of choice and so far, (Mandi and Kay will back me up) it has been an overwhelming success. I do make Tea there as Tina never drinks coffee and for all the Tina minutia enthusiasts out there it’s also where I prepare her crumpets. The red jar is Coffee Mate which adds a real creamy texture to the flavour of all my coffees. For the record I purchase all my flavoured coffees from www.boaters.co.uk
Q3. Is Tina a free agent? Have you ever been romantically involved, and if not romantically, then perhaps the occasional mistaken drunken monkey sex that we all do with "friends" after too much tequila.
A3. At this moment in time Tina is not a free agent, to date the two of us have not entered into a sexual relationship and as you can see by the picture of Tina’s handsome monkey I don’t stand much of a chance there.
Q4. What happened to Linda?
A4. Linda moved out after 6 happy months with me to have baby Charlie George (she didn’t realise) and is now living with her boyfriend quite happily in council accommodation. She has occasionally popped back to see me and proved that my fears for her were unfounded.
Q5. You describe yourself as a "Simple Christian". Does this mean that you follow some of the rules of a Christian or merely the lifestyle? When the catholics sin, they say 5 Hail Marys. Do you, instead, settle for 6 Bloody Marys?
A5. Being a Christian and living a Christian life is much harder than not being a Christian and able to live by the maxim ‘if it feels good, do it’ and as for alcohol I drink a couple of Stella’s most nights with a meal but never get drunk.
Q6. Will you forgive b3ta for calling you sad?
A7. Who or what is b3ta?
Q7. What would you consider your most embarrassing moment to be? The real “oh-no" second that we all have at points in our lives. My personal one was telling an anti-semetic joke to 12 jewish people... what's yours?
A7. Once, when Linda was here she had told me she was away for the weekend visiting her Dad so that night I was walking back to my room after a shower as she was coming up the stairs, I grabbed a towel to hide Monty as she informed me her plans had suddenly changed but I flushed up red all the same and her nickname for me ever after was Jake.
Q8. What happend with Kristen? She seems such a nice girl. Do you still keep in contact with her, and if so, what's her phone number?
A8. After our relationship ended Kristin moved from Jacksonville to Baltimore to work for a major Asset management firm. We have corresponded a couple of times but nothing more and I don’t have her current phone number.
Q9. I noticed on the phone you had a bit of a brummie accent. Are you from Birmingham, Dudley, Wolverhampton or some other town an equally dubious nature.
A9. I have been told often that I sound a little like Frank Skinner and bear a passing resemblance to David Baddiel but my roots lie not in the Black country but in a small village just outside Shakespeare’s Stratford-on-Avon.
Q10. Tell us some more about your lodger, Tina and your neighbour Martine.
A10. Whilst I am happy to post my own personal information on the Internet I would never put anyone else’s without their express wish. Both Tina and Mandi (recently separated) are happy to have a few photos and comments posted but nothing more.
The End
Deja-vu?For the little ones coming home from school, the older one is deleted.
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:50,
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No juveniles here pal :)BTW, does anyone want to see the 13 pages of JavaScript I've just finished writing?
Thought not.
(Thought not.
pabulum,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:57,
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Can you stick it in the interview bucketon the front page?
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PeterSeychelles,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:52,
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where exactlyaw, which town are you from?
my wife's from knowle
R
(my wife's from knowle
R
isthisyou?,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:52,
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Why was he taking pictures in her bedroom anyway?I bet she wasn't even home, the dirty bugger.
Does she know he has pictures of her intimate places??
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:55,
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Does she know he has pictures of her intimate places??
why don't you ask him directly?he's about here somewhere.
( PeterSeychelles,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:56,
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Andrew WashingtonHe's putting up random photos from his collection while his site is down. We have been treated to a photo of Tina's monkey! www.andrew-washington.com
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:35,
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Don't you think...Tina is a little overdressed just to be dancing in the living room? I dunno, maybe its just me...
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 11:07,
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Jack Nicholsonny-Delight
izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:27,
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Mr Pedantic saysFlavour? Is that what you meant? It's spelt with a "u" in it. tchaaa!
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:52,
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Being unemployedthis is my life already.
You forgot to include the great TJ Hooker and Prescription:Murder though.
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:22,
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You forgot to include the great TJ Hooker and Prescription:Murder though.
I think you mean diagnosis murder
Ah bollocks the tables have turnedIs that what it's called? Bloody hell and I watch it almost every day..
It's because I'm paying too much attention to beavers in Vivas and such nonsense
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:38,
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It's because I'm paying too much attention to beavers in Vivas and such nonsense
You lie!It's Diagnosis: Murder!
You're not unemployed, you're just pretending to be, so you can 'hang' with the cool kids!
the bottom half of this picture better be fucking goodi've been waiting 10 minutes for it to download
isthisyou?,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:26,
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Hell looks like.....a gorgeous lady that wants sex with you, but who has Timmy Mallet's face.
Plus if she had a neck like that girl in the 'Exorcist', you couldn't even turn her over...
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:11,
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Plus if she had a neck like that girl in the 'Exorcist', you couldn't even turn her over...
worse?how about a woman with a beautiful face but the body of Timmy Mallet?
( isthisyou?,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:22,
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Dunno...I've never seen his body.
Perhaps he's a post-op transsexual, who's actually got a man's head but a female body.
That would explain his constant use of the mallet, n'est pas?
(,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:35,
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Perhaps he's a post-op transsexual, who's actually got a man's head but a female body.
That would explain his constant use of the mallet, n'est pas?
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