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[challenge entry] The devil gets all the best tunes
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:03, archived)
# do you want one andrew?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Can I just get the pen?
It's got a little soldier on the end...

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Oh yes!
Well done, sir!

Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that your final answer?
(I helped save b3ta! loolah potato, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# My personal hell...
Your all invited!


Click and read the brothers fav music, bwhaha
(braindead, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Mr Pedantic says:


In both cases, I think you meant to write "You're"

heeheehee
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Thats
the spirit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Pedants can be wrong
A pedant writes...



Actually in the first case, 'your' was correct, not 'you're' ("Is that you are final answer?" does not make sense) - in the second case, 'your' was wrong as an earlier correspondent suggested. God, this is what I do for a job. Sorry, I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)
# A pedant writes again...
And, yes, I know it should be my and not me. Coat or not coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)
# pedantic daughter of a pedant writes:

yeah but 'your all invited' is wrong. I did it for a degree, at least you get paid for it!
(amerella, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:29, archived)
# Look at the size of my pedant
If I was being pedantic then 'paid' is wrong, simply because I get bugger all from this lousy job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Ah
The "both cases" to which I was referring were in the same post.
The first was "your all invited"
The second was "your my wife"

(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:50, archived)
# ARGH!
Haven't been on b3ta all afternoon, just scrolled back a few pages, and just seen a conversation about getting a lecture on the evils of homosexuality from Mr Washington.
Mr Washington, I am well up for this lecture. This sounds like it could be great fun. I invite you to come to Snake Mountain deep in the gay capital of England where I shall gather my friends round to listen to your lecture. I am smiling deviously at the thought.
(Nacho, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Lecture
I never proposed a lecture rather one-to-one counselling if requested that's all so keep your panties on!
(ad_washington, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Trust me, I've never yet dropped my keks for a Christian.
But isn't group therapy more productive?
Okay, let's swap. You give me some one-to-one advice on the evils of homosexuality, and in return I will give you a wonderous counselling session on the joys of facial taping.
(Nacho, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Surely the
results speak for themselves?

I was certainly overjoyed by the facial taping pics posted here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Swans mate for life....
...unless Halifax-twat gets his way....
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Gif animator + bordom =

Like i always say:
'Why? Why not?'
(Dean, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Hasselhoff sings Nirvana
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# but that WOULD sell...
... in germany :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# the world's longest single word domain name
apparently

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# yeah...
but can you pronounce it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Yeah
It's a bit like clanfirepwillgwingogairithwindrrobwillantysilliogogogoth
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:26, archived)
# but its
got a dash in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# this is a real domain name too:

http://www.thelongestdomainnameintheworldandthensomeandthensomemoreandmore.com/

insanity!
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)
# JUST SAY NO!!!!


IAN TURN OFF YOUR HOMOSEXUALIST GANGSTA RAP RIGHT NOW!!!!!
(Turrets Dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
# is it coz i is two?
.
(nic*, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# when do we get to hear who won
the cd challenge and the b3ta zoo challenge ?
(DaWolfey who aint logged in cause he's on site where he should be doing work for a customer but got bored waiting for a big download to finish, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# writing newsletter as we speak
you'll hear soon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# how
do I get newsletter? or do I get it automatically,.. or is it on the front page,.. don't hurt me I'm n00bish.

-David
(HoTWire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# pop your email address
into the box on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] benefits of a christian brother's education

(braindelay, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# wooo
ive been on fightclub all day and i need new challengers :)

[email protected]..

cmon if ya think yer hard enuf
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
# i would do...
but the game runs about as fast as a glacier on my Mac for some reason
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:17, archived)
# wooo!
yeah even though I've already been torched twice by hugo, it's still fun!
(Idyll23, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:48, archived)
# Ammonia sensitive photographic piss-troughs...
....are all the rage in Kenya.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)
# Wooo!
I'd never be able to decide who to put on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:09, archived)
# Obvious choice Bin Laden (for americans)
You could have porn star girls who are there with their mouths open so you could aim your piss in there (although the trouble comes when you get turned on by the porn pic and you end up pissing in your own mouth!) ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Despite the perfect vantage point...
....Gail and Sarah-Louise hadn't seen a single knob that morning.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# yay!
holding back the tears!
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:09, archived)
# that'd really
scare the bejeezus outta me if it was one of those ammonia sensitive pictures, taking an innocent leak then suddenly half the cast of coronation street are staring at your tackle
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# So thats what Bon Jovi looks like live!
(Rich, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Chegwin Hell
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# So, so bored...
(qwerty, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# aha!
so *thats* what the earlier cat was drinking to make the pink barf
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# I really
like that :)

Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Man...
That sucks! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Idgaf
This is a bit hell-ish (well the background image is).

It was a chrimbo e-card I made:



(idgaf.com, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Superb.
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# end of the world is...
find out when here

neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# who'se got a secure server ...
... and could collect money for a b3ta appeal? And wouldn't run off with it? (I'd love to use amazon, but you need a US credit card... and I can't ever get paypal to work.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
# Never
use paypal.

Email me yer address and i'll pop a cheque in the post, mr. Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Do you think it'll be ok ...
... if I simply ask for cheques to be sent to my address via the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# well
i only discovered b3ta a week ago.. it's given me such a laugh i'd be willing to send a cheque
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Aren't
there any freebie SSL servers out there?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# yeah
I'd donate
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# Do you really
want to give out your address like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# hmm ...
no where else to send it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# i know
paypal is evil... anyone know anything about Nochex?

www.nochex.com/
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# why not..
get yourself a P.O. Box
(Sloven, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# me pay for woo & yay
How about the irony of using an old fashioned PO Box number for cheques? For the amount of woo and yays you've given me, you'd get a fiver in return.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironz, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
# can we put
made up pics of kittens on the back
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# yeah,
people here that are willing to send money will send a cheque happily. Now where's my pen...
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:09, archived)
# how much needs to
be raised?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# 1 Million quid
er... 2 or 3k should but enough bandwidth for a year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:07, archived)
# I opened a fresserve
£13-99/month AnyTime account yesterday. It has only 30 MB storage but unlimited bandwidth according to their help.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:15, archived)
# Yes, but
can you use PHP on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:17, archived)
# php and mysql
this is a heavy databased site, and shifts comparable bandwidth to fhm.com
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Bloody hell - really?
There's fewer undressed laydeez on here too
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Have sent them a mail
but I guess it's unlikely then
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# out of interest
have you tried approaching specific companies regarding banner ads?

Pay per click through ones are pointless, but you have a specific audience, which you'd have thought some companies would be willing to pay to reach.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# No!
Keep B3ta banner free! I'm prepared to donate to keep it that way, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Try commission junction
www.cj.com

Are quite good for targetted ads, but you need a lot of hits to get any kind of return. Luckilly, b3ta has just that.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# just out of interest
how much bandwidth does the site use per month? (or per year)
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# I CAN GET SECURE SPACE!!
i have access to secure servers (thats the beauty of working for a hosting company!)

However, how are you gonna process the credit card numbers once you have them?
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Could we have a charidee party
thing instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:15, archived)
# as well
?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yes
I want to see if b3tans can move as well as their GIFs. 1..2..3..4..sashay!

(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# err... I know how to organise good websites ...
... not parties. Anyway, the problem with that is (um, and I do speak from experience) that you charge £5 on the door, and make £10-£50 per head for the people who run the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Well
it should be done because its a good idea, even if it doesn't really help keep B3ta going all that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# I'm sure Nacho could run it at snakemountain
and we could all drink cans of stella.

She'd be delighted to see us all I'm sure.

AW how big is your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Charidee party!
Yeah!
Failing that, I'd send a cheque. How much, and who to?
If 300 of us chip in a tenner each, we're away.. and I'd pay my tenner to keep this place going, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# exactly.
that's the attitude!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)

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