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Animal Evacuations

Animal humane authorities reminded people to take their pets with them if possible when they evacuated flooded areas. If you have to leave a pet behind, they say you should be sure not to tether your pet so it can try to fend for itself.

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:49, archived)

shit!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:47, archived)

there goes the no claims bonus...

and i bet its a bugger getting spare parts.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)

For some reason I can imagine the b3ta team speeding to work in this...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:21, archived)

exactly.

that's how me & pep get to B3ta HQ. 'causes quite a still on Clarkenwell Rd., I can tell you.

Have you been spying on us?

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:22, archived)

naturally,

you can burn around solving internet crimes, i wonder though does it rear up on its hind legs like a sort of crap rabbit trransformer.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

I use a submarine

to get to my evil dome under pacific ocean, personally. I sometimes ride around inside the gullet of my gigantic genetically engineered pelican too, though.

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crab_bloke), Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

something like this perhaps...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

I always imagined something

more like an amphibian vehicle.

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

Laurence Llewelyn-Bozo (the clown)

what he would be like if the BBC sold the programme to channel 5...

(richvs, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

All TV would be better if it was on C5

Laurence presents, "True Life Design Crime... And the topless models that love it."

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

BBC did do

Charlie Dimmock as a trapeze artist. Perhaps they could use this, lawrence as a clown etc and make a full celebrity circus for the noels house party slot.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:27, archived)

i'm scared to look here...

whilst at work.

www.longhairedmen.com

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:04, archived)

...and the women who love them....

MULLET FEST!

This is supposedly 'Vanessa'. She is under the section "Women Who Love Them". I am not convinced. This is that dickhead from Placebo isnt it!?

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:17, archived)

is it vaguely work friendly then...

im drawn to it like a moth to flame.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

shit. they have my photo

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

Hahah this is classic

I think its some kind of really really crap dating site. Let me bless you with this candidate and his words of lurrrrve

"Ray
29, into 80s glam metal and some.
Loves horror films, mountain
biking.
Single and looking for a
lady who is serious and
not into games."

Whaaat? Isnt that discrimination against the Women's Scrabble Liberation Front?

RAY

hahaha

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

He forgot to mention

he is incarcerated for a very very long time for something horrific.

(james, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

It's just too easy sometimes...

(MentalAge, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)

It's accordian pig...

[You'll have to imagine the sound for the time being.]

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chthonic, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:28, archived)

genius.

that's your name. BTW: I don't know if you got my reply about your offer of lunch.... my email has been playing up.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:30, archived)

Ah - we'll have to conduct our clandestine affair

in public then...

no I didn't get your reply :(

BTW I found the original photo on www.freefoto.com which has lots of good stuff

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chthonic, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)

YOU

are the Daddy.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)

that would be an

oinkordian.

Okay, i go.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)

that's just fantastic

absolutely brilliant. i'm away from my email too btw, but similarly yup re evil schemes and clandestine affairs.

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crab_bloke), Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:27, archived)

So you won't have seen the intimately lit cheese rubbing scene I just sent you.

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nicey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

What!

Are you having an intimate affair with crab bloke?

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Wifey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 10:03, archived)

i have now chosen my

cyber stalking victim...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:27, archived)

why do they stare?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)

why do they take their mother with them

all the time.?
Are they not old enough to go out on their own?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:16, archived)

i have found the baby's

mother and father:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:57, archived)

how did you find those pics?

has that face got a name?
what did you search for?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:01, archived)

it's called 'fish face'

Sadly, fishface.com just supplies a hiliarious range of hunting t-shirts.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:10, archived)

I'm tempted to demand Rob makes that face

all afternoon.
ROB!

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)

I think they look that way because

they don't brush their teeth

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:23, archived)

my type of magazine

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)

where can I get a copy?

That would be a perfect gift for someone I know.

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

hmm... if you pay me about 10 grand

I'll knock up the whole issue. Pep - are you in?

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:12, archived)

in or in it?

I'll be both.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:15, archived)

Feature idea: Is your code stable?

*groan*

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)

On Guard

So think you're tough huh

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:34, archived)

never!

the hulkster can't pin drac!

(nautone, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:53, archived)

Especially

when his body is so deformed, or is Hulk giving it a Nazi salute??

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:13, archived)

Adopt a weird baby

only 27p

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)

I'm in!

Where do I send my 27p?

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)

c'mon!

me too.
Cash or checks or stripes?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)

He's not wierd -

he's just doing a dump.

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Wifey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)

uh oh.

not one of yours is it?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)

mine are much more handsome.

Obviously.

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Wifey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:18, archived)

is it any wonder he looks scary

"with you filling his head with such nonsense?"

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:40, archived)

more genius from AndyK

(I gotta shrink him for the front page.)

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:42, archived)

you're shrinking AndyK?

Andy - are you alright?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:58, archived)

I think so

I'm down here at the end of this branch. Will someone get rid of that scary looking orangutan please?

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)

Oh lord - I hope he doesn't eat you

you look quite comfy tho...

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:50, archived)

I think I'll be OK.

I just found a very small creeper on this branch and I'm going to swing to safety. I just hope Rob puts me back to my normal size soon.

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)

Rob's legged it with the crab bloke

well, gone as fast as you can when you go places sideways.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:03, archived)

i think it needs

a capybara head

(Pio, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 12:51, archived)

My Kind of magazine...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:46, archived)

that is the best magazine cover I have ever seen.

And yet me tell you - being a compulsive magazine buyer since the age of 11 - I have seen a lot of magazines.

It's got retro computers, it's got monkeys - it's fan-fucking-tastic.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)

the kind of magazines you buy

have totally different covers to that tho Rob...

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)

Your Horse

is not so different.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)

my horse is

totally different.
I changed it since I showed you last.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)

They did a bunch of em

For the Sinclair machines I think the QL thing had the chimp in a bowler hat. So long ago memory failing..

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nicey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)

I owned that very issue

[Delves under bed to wade through piles of magazines]

(anat0010, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)

happy spiderman

I wonder what powers he would have?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)

he could piss through his eyes.

like most spiders.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)

shit.

that's crabs. me slightly wrong animals facts.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 8:22, archived)

how about...

adopting a penguin. Just £350. Who's chipping in?
London Zoo
Or an owl.

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AndyK, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)

like the idea

maybe would should have a paypal thing? to adopt a b3ta penguin?

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

but then we would have to send money

to the shifty individuals who run b3ta.....

oh well, count me in.

(bastardizor, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:11, archived)

surely you

can BUY a penguin for cheaper than that.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)

only if you're a Polar Bear...

and then you steal them

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:30, archived)

Would we be allowed

to tattoo b3ta on it? Good advertising.

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Wifey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)

maybe we could

carve b3ta into it

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crab_bloke), Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)

b3ta is a cunning plot to

take your money. we are found out. we are undone.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)

dagnabbit.

no lunch for us then Rob.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)

mmmm lunch.

nice food.

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rob, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)

not for us tho.

maybe we could just sit near someone with food? That might have to do...

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:12, archived)

We're having bacon omlette for lunch

would you like to come round?

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Wifey, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:17, archived)

i just had soup for lunch

home made soup again. i made it last night. yummy.

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crab_bloke), Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:47, archived)

cheers

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:23, archived)

is that god

then?

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)

yes

and jesus sat on god's right hand...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:41, archived)

he's walking on that beer

I bet his feet aren't even wet.
Another miracle from the Godmeister.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:42, archived)

that picture needs a metal

detector in it somewhere.

(bastardizor, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

there is one in there

hence the big smile.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)

last night

I washed my pussy

(Esteban, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:04, archived)

Jesus!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 4:57, archived)

is it?

well thank god he bought a cool box with him.
I have a feeling he's saying "thanks dad" in that very shot.

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pep, Tue 13 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)

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