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[challenge entry] monkeyhorsetar
imafinary friend..


he's very intelligent >:D
(gil-the-arm, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:49, archived)
# its true
hehehehe
(monkeyhorsetar, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 3:30, archived)
# That little bastard...
is he smiling about 9-11?
(Kimbo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 6:35, archived)
# Oh sweet jesus
this place is photoshop heaven. I was just upset they didn't have Bill "He's the Gaffer" Maynard on there.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:16, archived)
# Dear Mummy, I was this bored this evening...
WTF?
I just thought the bloke on the right was in a bit of a panic, that's all...

Oh right, coat... I get it...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:54, archived)
# Russ Abbot
Didnt he do the Hamlet adverts? Before Tobacco advertising got shafted?
(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:04, archived)
# He also did
Atmosphere,
I love a party with
a happy
Atmosphere...

I hope to get all his hits off Kazaa.
Do you think that's still his agent?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:07, archived)
# WOW!
You guys are great, not only do I get my question answered but I get another statement and proof to back it up, I hope one day I too will have my own site and then I may have my own little polar bear icon next to my name as well. A boy can dream...
(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:21, archived)
# Urmm
you get the polar bear by donating to the b3ta appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 8:41, archived)
# my salute to b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Tigerbunny
He's an omnivore, before you ask.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:46, archived)
# wow, that's majestic

Did you do it, and how if you did?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:55, archived)
# LOL.
I dyed my rabbit :p
(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:58, archived)
# I like that!
(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:01, archived)
# A definitive
Woo Yay Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 2:03, archived)
# Been doing the rounds for a long time
lovely picture. an old classic.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Big crab
Big crab
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:34, archived)
# I like drum and bass...
Peshay!
Peshay and some random MC who's getting on my tits right now...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:08, archived)
# Listening to fabio myself
set from that site you just tipped me off on.
I feel a bit out of touch now though- you can't get away with shouting "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" any more as far as I can tell. Shit how you lose touch with these things. And why did people stop doing Vics? Had an old skool conversation last night. Vics worked, only reason I can think of is it stopped being cool, but what kind of reason is that?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:13, archived)
# Arrgh!
My CuteFTP evaluation period has expired!
Now I'm cut off from uploading my wonderful photoshops until I can track down a serial. Can anyone out there help?
(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Get smartftp instead
www.smartftp.com it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] w00 - my first post
B3ta makes me smile, just like my imaginary friend. He's called Dave. He gets dizzy sometimes.

(MuttleyTheHound, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)
# guess not...
obviously not.... how do I get images to show in message...?

anyone?

M
(MuttleyTheHound, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)
# If you use the post tag
<img src="place where your image is stored"> it'll work
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)
# doh
html... why didn't I think of that? Doh!

thanks ;)

M
(MuttleyTheHound, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:24, archived)
# post the pic
no matter what size to s l o w their connections

..is that one of those mobile humping things?
(minoltion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Mobile humping?
No, he just sits on my puter and grins inanely at me.

Sorry, was size too big?

M
(MuttleyTheHound, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)
# mr bendy
mrbendy.com
(rawx, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Just a little reminder...
Vulga demons are everywhere...
Vulga Demons... Bloody everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)
# haha
Lis is my friend, that`s amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)
# Just been speaking to her this evening
on Messenger. Please make sure she sees it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:38, archived)
# oh I will
:) she'll love it I'm sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:43, archived)
# I'm originally from this picture from Snakemountain...
Fucking hell!
Amazingly, this is not me really drunk, but I am actually asleep in this pic. I have a tendancy to sleep with my eyes open, just
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Woo
I have a tendency to black out and my eyes roll back in my head when I'm still awake but too fucked up to keep my brain in gear full time. Maybe we should join forces? Then I could keep my eyes open when awake and you could keep yours closed while asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:58, archived)
# That picture
fightened me. But we should go out on a guiness/vodka mission in Londinium soon. What are you doing next week?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:01, archived)
# drinking
so when do you fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:02, archived)
# I'll see what I can get away with the social first.
What day suits you? I can normally make it any day Sunday to Monday. I can probably get together a few quid for the train... Probably
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:03, archived)
# I'm just doing
some wanky freelance shit from home. I can do any day basically.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:14, archived)
# mail your number to
[email protected] and I'll call you, unless you're online messenger type bloke as well as crab bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 1:38, archived)
# Oh my god
arghhhhh!!!
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)
# g'night folks and folkesses
My turn to blouse out; 8am meeting beckons......

cya tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Quick favour anyone who's still up:
Try connecting to linkage and see if you get anything?

Testing testing testicles testing.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)
# .
Yep!
Everything is in the right place.
(braindead, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
# Your apache webserver
is up and running, you insomniac, you. Hang on, what does that make me?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
# Hehe; I'm just puzzled how
you lot can see it all from out there yet I can't see it from within.....oh had on....I'm NATted (as opposed to NATcho'd) internally here on the blue side...hmmm....still; at least it works! Just got to get those bloody scripts working now.....

ta folks!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)
# Don't worry....
.....about the job stuff. I fucked my job off a couple of weeks ago and I'm having a great time just getting stoned every day. It's Summer!! I'm just gonna try and make ends meet and have some fun in the sun, dude!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Yup... I did that
last year when I was made redundant.....fortunately a job landed on me (the one I've got now) before my garden leave had expired....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Would anyone object...
...to me constructing a new webbsite for all my fun b3ta stuff, and calling it wooyay? It would be hosted on my new hosting account and therefore would be www.naxtek.com/wooyay. If not, then please could you suggest some other names, my fellow b3tan's. Oh, and I will check all replies tomorrow as its getting late and I have exams tomorrow.
(salbot, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Its late ok..
And i cant make things bend round like that properly.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:24, archived)
# Excellent...
Another Stamford College student on B3ta, we're taking over :)
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:35, archived)
# Welcome
To the world of B3TA then fellow Stamfordian
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)
# A bit like this?
(salbot, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Yes
Alot like that. I will work it out sometime. Im a bit pissed at the moment though.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)
# If you have flash...
...then just use the 'skew' tool.
(salbot, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 6:42, archived)
# This is not
an imaginary friend.
(bluemerle, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:21, archived)
# ha ha! I like
that. But would like it more if it smoked on the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 0:06, archived)
# Lonely Coo's First Trip Away
Sorry its a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:11, archived)
# Marvellous work!
The lonely Coo. I like it. I would give it...
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:17, archived)
# While i reinstall Photoshop thought I would use MS Paint !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Woo...
...and yay! That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Looks like my school ICT work, as the computers there only have Word and Paint.
(salbot, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:10, archived)
# She's lovely
Does she have a name? I'm only assuming it's a female, it's sort of pinky-purpleish.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:11, archived)
# whatyer done
to have to reinstall?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:21, archived)
# Took off Windaz
XP....piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Ah. Good boy.
Good job we didn't decide to subject your luvverly office machine to that eh. Heavens, it might've slowed down!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:29, archived)
# ahhh Ms paint
reminds me of those years ago when I had kappaslappa.com :p

mmmlk..
woo thats big.;.

hmmm namezero have let it go
*pulls out pockets revealing absence of money*
(minoltion, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:37, archived)
# Did you ever see
Tasha Slappa in Viz? or was it Zit magazine? I can't remember, my brain is mangled after this week
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)
# Do a search for
'charva text' and see what we've got to live with up here.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)
# Hoo man
that's puarly fuckin' radge. Y'cunt.

From the Toon then Minoltion?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)
# noo.. From somerset
a seaside 'holiday' town with a large townie infestation..

(minoltion, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)
# Oh. Most of me
thinks that's worse....the rest of me thinks seaside = beer = woo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

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