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Attn: Si W

Hi!

Just a quicky.. you were asking about PaintShop Pro 7. I think there's a bug - it should appear in Effects -> Artistic Effects -> Pixelate (see the help pages) but it doesn't. You can, however, get it by Effects -> Effects Browser -> type "P" until it appears.

Hope this helps.

j

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syzygy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

Aaarrrgghhh!!

Where are you ?

*looking over shoulder*

I've only been on 20 minutes.

How did you...best not ask actually.

BTW: Thanks !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

Sadly..

.. I've only got 64k at home, and it's taken me practically all evening to catch up with the posts. I need broadbean.

As for catching you on? Just lucky, I guess.

j

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syzygy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

What a ZX Spectrum 64K

Do they do the web ;-)

As your good at fixing things can you go round and kick the sh*t out of Blueyonder as I've had it less than a week and they've decided to take it down for 49 (49?) hours.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)

good memory szygy

yay you!
ok look just printing this out and then I'm off - I am even standing up as I type.
have a good night you lot.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

Night pep

can't you stay and get pissed with us girlies and share lots of shagging stories??

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)

Nope...

... it appears not.

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blah, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

fraid not -

gotta go home and get some food.
You all behave tho - i know whatcher all like when no ones looking. Clothes on - hands on keyboards or drinks ok?

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

Yeah, lets get Dr PK to dish the gossip

on Tomsk!!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)

I'm now in lurking mode....

*subliminal*

I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

oh no, I couldn't.

really. Anyway he's too utterly fantastic, I don't have any dodgy stories...
...about him.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

...about him!

HA HA HA! yeah yeah, you're just scared he'll catch you out telling us stuff!!
(Know how you feel, have a watchful eye on me from the sofa as well!)

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:10, archived)

bloody hell -

your sofa has eyes?

i could imagine that may be scary...

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)

Well, I do live in Snake Mountain

and most objects and items of furniture have accumulated eyes and mouths, but the sofa as yet has not.
All ornaments with faces, including framed photos have now got eyes, mouths and other haircuts stuck on.
It just appears. I keep trying to get some sort of normality to the place, but it doesn't happen round here.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)

He won't know

he's out buying beer. Go on, go on, go on.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)

no no

he came back and said "I just want to see what's on the board"...

Anyway I mean it, he's too fab to have any gossip. But I have been out with some previous horrors, which is all I meant.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)

That's very sickening

he's fab.. Yeuch.. Tell us about some old horrors then.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)

oooooooh

there was the one who was SO furry that I couldn't tell if he was facing me after he took his clothes off. Urk. AND he was ginger.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

I'd so love to tell you some stories

but I can't! I know too many of my friends lurk on this board!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)

and then there was the one

who was half-scouse, half-iraqui and SHORTER THAN ME... he had a few issues.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

oh crikey

this is terribly wrong:
www.handicappedpets.com/bendy/

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:37, archived)

Tragic

I'd love to be a vet so that when people came in with their sick gerbils and stuff I could say "Fuck off it's a gerbil! Tell you what, I'll hit it over the head with a brick, nice and quick, and you can go and buy a new one"
I'd love to do that..

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)

Damn!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)

That's

going to give me nightmares...

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

this actually

is a nightmare

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

Down with Blasphemy! Don't use Apple!

Please be aware of the fact that you're going to hell if you use a Mac.
KliK

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azerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:28, archived)

the coffin had wheels and was on an incline. now i get it.

(register, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:21, archived)

That's the last time I

try a non-visual joke on b3ta then...

(tomsk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:28, archived)

Poor tomsk

I laughed at it.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:30, archived)

Thank you!

I nearly crashed the car when I heard it. I'm sad like that.
Off to buy beer now. Woo!

(tomsk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:31, archived)

tomsk buy beer

Dr Phil play b3ta!
It's not all bad news, is it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)

Ah, good evening, Wife & Dr PK

Was online to order ADSL but dunno if I've got the right connections. BAH! Can't cope with technical stuff. Where's that Vulga when you need him?

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)

Hello again

I can't decide whether to go and get a drink or go to bed early. What do you think?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)

fetch your drink missus

I've got mine, AND it's a schoolnight.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:42, archived)

Okay then

Do you go to school then? You're not a teacher are you?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)

Oh now I feel like I'm missing out....

"Timmykins! Timmy Naboomboo! Can you get me a vodka cos I don't want to waste valuable time on line"

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

Oh.

I've just asked and been told that I don't need vodka after the weekend I've had and that I'm starting to get a problem.
There's nothing wrong with being an old drunken lush is there? Arse. Pass me the mineral water.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

NO! No!

it's fine and you're not a lush, just more in touch with the way you like to have fun. Seriously, I have a mate who used to constantly refer to my alcoholism and it really got me down for ages, until I worked out that she never went out, drove the 10-minute walk to the pub and drank lemonade every time I saw her.
YOU do NOT have a problem. Or if you do, I probably do too... :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

Nah, I try and be really healthy all week and as debauched as possible at the weekend

A nice balance. I'm all veg, fruit and mineral water Mon-Fri, then all booze, hangover food and other luxuries all weekend.
(She says with a freshly poured vodka and orange next to the monitor)
It's just that I'm easily led and encouraged!! Gotta be done though.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)

heck

i ate fish and brown rice tonight. I DESERVE this baileys.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)

I'm well into brown rice these days.

Yeah c'mon! I had roasted vegetables and only one vegeburger with no mayonnaise. I deserve this vodka. Oh, yeah, but then I did scoff 3 slices of Havarti before I'd even left Waitrose carpark. Mmmmm cheese...see, Wifey, I can't get up the duff, I cannot give up cheese. I need it, it is my civil right.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)

You only have to give

up soft cheese. I must admit I had some sneaky cheese now and again.. Don't tell the health visitor. She's scary..

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

i couldn't live

without soft cheese now and again.

But then, I'm really afraid of the whole giving up smoking/deformed baby thing. If I ever do have a child, that will be the Hardest Thing About It.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)

I don't know

about the smoking thing, but I just go off drink when I'm up the duff, so no drinking is quite easy. I was worried the taste wouldn't come back. The bad bit is that I now get pissed very, very easily...

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)

I've convinced

that men who *smoke* are more likely to have girls, based on the evidence from my observations of friends and their kids. Not good. I want a boy first. Only have boys names sorted.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:34, archived)

acherly

that's true. They've done studies on it and everything. The nicotine absorbtion in both men and women means you're more likely to concieve girls.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

I was just about to say that

It's here.
clicky if you can be arsed.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)

no no no.

just a phrase I use - "worknight" is so much more depressing (then again, I don't have kids)
re: thread below tho, I have run out of wine now and am going to fetch meself a baileys. Mmmm, girl-drinks!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

Hee hee hee, the sweet and innocent girlie voice gets him every time

He's in the kitchen getting me a little voddie!!
Baileys, how can you have a stash of Baileys that hasn't been drunk.
Wifey, are you actually grown up enough that you have a drinks cabinet? I can't imagine my friend's knowing that I have a stash of booze and not coming round and raiding me after the pub.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

Hang on a minute

I'll take a picture..

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

Phew, that's a relief

I would hate the thought of you being a teacher.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)

This couple I know are both teachers

and they're weekend lunatics. The bloke is deputy head of English at secondary school. He said this girl once handed him a loveletter (to him) in with her homework so he corrected the spelling and handed it back.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)

sooperb!

how utterly crushing!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)

I know, it's quality.

Another mate of mine works at a blind peoples' care home, and he was pretending to play the keyboard for them and pressed one of the preset buttons with Mozart on it or something, and they were all astounded at how fantastic he was and praising him, and he told them, "yeah, I've been learning the piano since I was five" Naughty Pazoozu Umbezi.
Dr PK, where do you live again?

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

norf

lunnun.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)

my sister's

a teacher.
Then she had kids and decided to give up - she felt she ought to indulge in a little more adult company - she said she could feel her brain atrophying, poor kitten.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)

Well, Mrs Nicey, if I didn't have

to get up for work tomorrow I would definitely have a voddie in my hand right now, but I'm trying to be good cos I drank 2 jugs of Pimms and then more vodka and didn't go to sleep till about 3.00 so I'm having a healthy night. However, if I had access to some Baileys I would have a large full glass next to me. Can't you bat your eyelids at Hubbie and make him get you a drink?

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)

He's too busy designing

Biscuit icons, and fixing his PHP. Oooo here's a lovely beer..

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nicey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:54, archived)

OH! I've been rumbled!

Hi, Nicey! Woo, biscuit icons. I only have boring Gluten free digestives in my house at the moment.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

I'm getting stacks of biscuit emails

So I'm busy doing lots of database stuff to sort out NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown.com

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nicey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)

Didn't work

he just laughed, so I had to get it. Beer though, and that doesn't count as alcohol does it?
Baileys is great if you mix it with whiskey. I used to drink it in the mornings when I worked nights... Hmm.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

Hmm never tried it with whiskey

With Sambucca it's good or with butterscotch scnapps. Or in a B52. Mind you, baileys with lime cordial is possibly the scariest drink ever. Curdled chanky cement mix

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

It's how I got onto Whiskey

gradually the amount of Baileys got less and less until I just didn't bother. Brilliant to get you to sleep in the morning.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)

Boyf has now gone to bed

And I've just started getting into the vodka.
Dilemma.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)

tcha.

I hate to say it, but I'm probably bed soon too. Tomsk was away last night, y'see.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

Yeah

better to do it than talk about it I suppose.
Have fun!

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)

warning

for those of you that didnt learn on friday..

now i am going...really

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:18, archived)

Poor old pope

Is he dead yet?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:19, archived)

apparently

he's broken hearted since queen mummy died. he was going to get hers transplanted!

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:23, archived)

Heh-heh

they should really let the poor bugger retire. I feel sorry for him having to work in his state.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

I seem to be pretty immune to it

I still have all my ears and limbs despite many imbibing sessions.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:20, archived)

arf

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rosey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)

Oooh

Thats fab! well im off to the pub to drink copius amounts of hoegaarden. byee

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

hoegarden?

I haven't had that for years. With a slice of lemon?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:17, archived)

nah

satan told me not too!

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:19, archived)

Do it

I'm telling you, and I am more powerful than Satan.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:20, archived)

classy bird

Something told them she was like a bucket!

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:50, archived)

is that helen hunt?

cockney rhyming slang?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:51, archived)

She's ginger

is it pep?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:58, archived)

that's a reconstruction

of Friday night actually. How embarassing...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:06, archived)

wha are

the tiny people? is it cuntymints?

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:07, archived)

I've heard

you're very tall, but I didn't relise you were that tall...
BTW I've emailed you some pics of my unfortunatly big eared nephew who happens to be ginger too, not that that is a problem of course..

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)

that is the most gingerst child

i have ever seen! Kinda cute really tho...no? You're mean! Just because you have model children - you evil aunt!
;-)

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:19, archived)

He looks much better now

his hair is fading, and his head is growing to fit his ears. He looked really mad when he was younger.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

the one on the right is

Cuntymints - the one on the left is a door to door fucksocks sales lady, who happened upon us all by chance, would you believe.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

She looks like

the avon lady.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:18, archived)

Nooooo......

Go home Pep !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:37, archived)

nearly

finished.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

I know....

coloured laser printer, US dollars it all makes sense now. If you take me with you my lips are sealed.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)

foiled again - just about to print them off

not enough memory - when it's all over you can come - as long as we don't have to go to Wales.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)

W stands for ?

Williams. What's wrong with Barry Island, Porthcawl or Tenby ?
*coat*

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)

don't forget your

scarf & your umbrella...
g'night.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

Bet

their crotchless

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

is she

from nantucket?

(que, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:18, archived)

that

is a glorious piece of illustration.
Where DID you find it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:34, archived)

Found this

on the back of my Coco Pops. Yes, I'm 25 and I eat Copo Pops. What's wrong with that? :)

Clicky New Window for rather large picture (290k).

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:45, archived)

its too

HARD!

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)

There are

3 packs, 4 bowls, 4 caps and 7 martians apparently.

Too hard for me too

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:50, archived)

breakfast sould be a time of joy

not hardship.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:51, archived)

where did alf go?

Not mine but it got me pondering!

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:25, archived)

weird - I just finished this

Nixon cons Elvis into signing away Graceland in exchange for a forged ticket to The Cheese Lottery - who can be behind it?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)

woo!

I had a dream about the cheese lottery the other night. Can't remember it properly, but it was there...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:36, archived)

Did you win?

Camembert perhaps?

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fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:37, archived)

me "winning" soemthing cheesy

mikesuck.jpg

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:42, archived)

i know that foot is yours

but it almost just looks like a dead foot there... yum? hmmm...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

it tasted manky

but we all have to suffer for our art.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)

you're telling me

That's why i still have my mac switched on at this hour...

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:05, archived)

You're not still

at work are you?

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

oooh that would be nice, although

now a slice of stilton, some fresh bread & pickle would be great.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:43, archived)

careful

his wife'll hear you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 20:33, archived)

This chap popped out of my beer.

Should I keep him?

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:18, archived)

Crap joke alert:

Heard this on the radio last night:
The guy who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died recently. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and it went downhill from there...

(tomsk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

why?

What happened?

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:19, archived)

Oh, I give up.

Honestly...
Hecklers on a messageboard. I dunno, what's the world coming to?

(tomsk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:20, archived)

bum

everyones gone home, this is for you late night people. im going to post it tommorow too.

(mentalist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:07, archived)

he's lovely.

I'll put him on he homepage for you. woo.

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pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:28, archived)

nutkins, noooooooooo

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stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:57, archived)

shit on me

thats scary, but didnt he have several fingers eaten by an otter? (i think he actually did, very appropriate for b3ta)

(mentalist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

wow -

gun orking?

will these people stop at nothing?

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:53, archived)

Hogmanay 2000, somewhere in Kyoto

Nothing better to take pictures of than this:

Those are my feet

(Jesus, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:48, archived)

nice

did you have to crop any bits off the pic?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

Is it dinner time?

or why has it gone so quiet?

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:46, archived)

I was just

dropping the kids off at the pool. :¬)

I'm back now and the board has my full attention.

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:48, archived)

Don't know if this works

(PornDungeon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:46, archived)

If...

...those nice little dogs would work together, I reckon they could have him.

Oh look there's the pope!

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:49, archived)

look!

Baybees!

(terMOnator, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

I love that

Woo and Yay to you sir/madam.

MJ WOO! YAY!

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Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:46, archived)

Boy's Thumb Bitten Off By Father on PCP

PHOENIX -- A man who told police he had bitten off his 2-year-old son's thumb and apparently held it in his mouth for about six hours was arrested for child abuse and aggravated assault, authorities said. Police responding to a 911 call Saturday night found Raymond Jones, 39, running on a street naked, police Sgt. Bill Knight said. Jones told detectives he had taken several hits of the hallucinogen PCP and had swallowed his son's thumb because he wanted to mix their DNA, Knight said. However, Jones apparently had the thumb in his mouth and coughed it out while he was being interviewed by police. The child was found alone, several blocks away, at the entrance of the trailer park where they lived. Doctors were not able to reattach the thumb.
from www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A25896-2002Apr21.html

(que, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 18:23, archived)

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