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Gaz finally gets the better of his agent by giving him a Glaswegian Kiss

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:23, archived)

it needs

blood.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:28, archived)

ok...

It was my first animation (can't you tell?) I'll try and make this as quick as possible...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:29, archived)

No no non onononono!

not real blood!!
mike meant cartoon blood!
don't top yourself just because he demanded more from your first animation !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:42, archived)

who says i meant

cartoon blood?

mike hungers.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)

Shit...

I told you it was my first animation, now I have to clean the screen...
BTW, how do I get the size down from 303K? It's not even all that good...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)

i don't know

so i shouldnt really bother answering.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)

I dont

know either,

Sorry.

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)

put a linky up,

303k isn't that bad

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

you'll never guess what I saw today...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:17, archived)

A GIANT funny tasting pile of ice cream

onthe beach?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)

Saw a bloody great seagull earlier

Wasn't as small as that tho. Kept squaking on the balcony at work, eating things that had been thrown at it. I'm going to have to stockpile some bangers... And I don't mean sausages either...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)

bicarbonate of soda

or alcaseltzer,
or rice,
wrapped in tightly packed little balls of bread.
watch the rats with wings EXPLODE! mwahahahahahaha!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)

surely a rat with wings

is a bat? a seagull is just a bird with wings.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

A Rat

is a bird without wings.

Or a beak.

And with fur instead of feathers.

A bat is a winged mole with fangs.

And a bird is a feathered winged mole with a beak.

Alles Klar?

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

thats like saying

a worm is a little shaved man with no legs, arms or face.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

It is isn't it?

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:07, archived)

a bat is not a stinkingfuckingbagrippingfleainfestingcuntyverminfuck.

seagulls and rats, ARE!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

i like seagulls.

caw.
caw.

off to tescos, ciao.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)

oi, bitch

i have three pet rats. and they are lovely.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)

I had a pet rat too

but he died.

:o(

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:08, archived)

mine live in kent

with my boyfriend :(

but i'll forgive you for being a wool cos you like rats :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:17, archived)

a satanist, in Kent?

cool, It's feeling more at home.
where in Kent?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:26, archived)

it's feeling more at home?

what's feeling more at home?
he lives in the medway area. just a short walk from rochester.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)

shit

i live a very short walk from rochester too?
whereabouts?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

do you?

whereabouts are you?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

within spitting distance

of Rochester Pig Market..
oops!... Police Station.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)

oi slaaag!

I made no reference to domesticated rats, which I adore, they are incredibly well groomed, and affectionate creatures.
Wild rats, however outnumber humans 7-1 and are full of fleas. I hate fleas. This is also why I loathe cats and dogs with fleas.
I love bats and (clean) rats.
what are your rats called? I wanted a rat and i would have called it Boris.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)

oh, that's ok then..

my boyf's cousin had a rat called boris. my three are casey, nina and misty, they're my gorgeous girls and i love them to bits :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)

first rat was named after me, and my second rat was named after my first.

Not tellin ya what they were called though, you might be a stalker, or an ex.

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:33, archived)

isnt that a bit

egocentric?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

Its so I wouldn't forget it.

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

haha

fair enough!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

moira stewart

bitchslapping gareth gates?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)

fuck knows why you put that..

but the mental image was great. :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)

so what did you see

today then?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)

sex

drugs
alcohol
more drugs
sex, again
b3ta in steady quantities
music
masturbation
alcohol
drugs
music
and a few cups of tea.

opps, nearly forgot..
and a fucking great photoshopped seagull with a small man holding a fish in the foreground, accompanied by a crowd of suits pointing at the before mentioned seagull. on the beach.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)

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flibz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)

cheat

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:18, archived)

hey

(que, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:10, archived)

Heheheheheheheheheh

Look at his teeny, tiny face.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:59, archived)

Apropos of naahfink..

My two year old boy changed my perception of Soapie Alice Baxter's "Take me home" song effort today.

Small Child: "Daddy, why is that lady breathing?"

Listen to the track.. you'll notice she's singing it like an asthmatic - big wheezing breaths before each line. I can never listen to it again.

I've got to be up at quarter to five. Good night.

j

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syzygy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:09, archived)

you should make sure you son

fully understands the purpose of breathing

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)

Oh shit..

.. he's just gone down to sleep.

Must play him the tape from that David Beckham joke.

Night.

j

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syzygy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)

When Elvis Attacks

(Jesus, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:05, archived)

Free the bears

The evil people in Churchill are imprisoning bears and starving them so that they dont munch on small children in thier quiant village community of 12,000 people, I say let the bears free! There must be enough children around, nobody will miss a few! End this Cruelty! NOW!

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:58, archived)

and i heard

....that they were genetically manipulating them into nodding bulldogs for their own commercial gain... the barstards.

(mouflon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:09, archived)

when miffy attacks

sanrio a go-go

(mouflon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:50, archived)

oh, god

that's fantastic

miffy = good
hello kitty = evil

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)

apologies for the size

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:48, archived)

look at the size of that thing!

woo and yay. terry gilliam eat your heart out. :)

(mouflon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:57, archived)

thank you

when I saw my first saw a T.G animation I said "I want to do that" my dad said "you'll work in yonder tar pits, like rest of family"

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:00, archived)

If you missed this from the other day

I recorded a little clip of T.G. at work from Monty Python.

It needs Windows Media Player - here

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:21, archived)

nice

i always thought python worked better without the laughtrack though.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:24, archived)

Yeah, this was near the end.

I'd found it on an old video tape that hadn't seen the light of day for years.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:37, archived)

fish slapping dance

most sublime piece of television ever.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:44, archived)

Nice

If he gets peckish again all he has to do is suck up the lead.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:04, archived)

I hadn't thought of that..

but it would take an extra 40k or summat!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:10, archived)

is your name

Andrew by any chance?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:12, archived)

Is a 129k gif

too big to post? please say it isn't otherwise I might hurt myself.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:41, archived)

Go ahead and Shoot

Make my day.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:42, archived)

Quickly now

I think something must be done about this man:

(Ruteger, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:25, archived)

Right...

Is there or is there not going to be a B3ta meeting in Scotland. I feel robbed that you southerns had a good piss up and we didn't!!!!

(Jonty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:24, archived)

I host

B3ta nights 4 days a week in warrington, on my sofa, we make shadow puppets and drink welsh lager. they are lots of fun.

be there or be square...

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)

Right, what ever you say!!!

Warrington, does that make you a manq!!!

(Jonty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)

Nopers.

It makes me a Woolyback, and jolly well proud of it too.

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:58, archived)

bloody wools

my college is full of 'em.. mind you, it is in st helens.

i'm a scouser, btw. sticks and stones..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

Hmmm

Scousers.... now there's a topic I dont want to dwell on.

Are you a plastic scouser or a real one?

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:21, archived)

i'm real.

liverpool born and bred, thank you very much :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:37, archived)

yehyeh

they all say that...

:o)

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:44, archived)

cheeky

monkey.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)

I've made female or shemale .... 2!

But the question is... Where do I host it?

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:21, archived)

on a

VVEERRYY large server.
or make it downloadable from someone elses server..

or something

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:27, archived)

Can't you put each pic on a different account

? Not that i've got lots of spare accounts hanging around.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:44, archived)

hhmmm

dont think this ones been posted yet ;-) (found at fark)

(steeev, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:00, archived)

Forgot to mention

I managed to get my 20 month old daughter to say "Woo Yay!" yesterday. Will be recording and posting it asap, when she gets back from Cornwall (oo-arr)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:58, archived)

ansom

that be ansom me ansom! woo-aar

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:01, archived)

What were those links

to b3ta bash picture galleries again?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:55, archived)

woo

hoo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:59, archived)

Hey Pizza - hope you like

(raz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:38, archived)

It's alive!!!!!

(phew, glad the other two are asleep, or it would be a caterpillar fest!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:44, archived)

Sorry, but for some reason the phrase

'Dirty Sanchez' springs to mind.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:42, archived)

On the Buses

sprang to mine.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

Awwww poor bears..

Aww did u see? The poor bears and the little cubs, bloody bastard global warming.. And they were so cute aand fluffy I just wanted to take one ... home.. as.. a...pet... So anyway, this bloke down the pub was all like "u looking at my bird?" so I kicked the cunt's head in. Fucking idiot.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

did you see bear

prison? where's amnesty international when you need em

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

Mr Top's agent goes a step too far...

"You what? You did an interview for B3ta without telling me? Well I haven't told you everything... I slept with your mum"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:31, archived)

glued together

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:47, archived)

It's almost as if

we were there when he got the bad news. Nice one Rob!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 18:50, archived)

Hey Vulga

What's the new job?

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 19:20, archived)

It's...

here...

I know what you're going to say, but they pay well, and I'm not going to stay there forever!
*Fucksocks, now fixed the link...*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 20:05, archived)

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