3rd Annual Bristol B3ta Bash. HERBS' INVITATION IS GENUINE.


Plan: Meet at The Robin Hood on St Michael's Hill & then let gravity take us to various pubs down the hill onwards to The Big Chill.
Maybe stopping at Zero Degrees to sample their delicious micro-brewed beers, if we can face the terrible bar.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I'll try and come

it might be a bit far and that.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:32, Reply)

It's a shame Mrandrist isn't posting anymore

as it'd have been fun to load him up with drugs & watch him go mental/get his cock out at the Big Chill. Again.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I'll message him on fb

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Ace!

Booze! Drugs! Fighting! Swearing!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Not necassarily in that order. Sounds like a plan though!

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

jacob dyer!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 23:18, Reply)

My friend james plays big chill on saturdays, I can crash at his.... perfect. I am in.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

It'd be great if you were able to attend, but did you read the words in the starburst? I'm sorry.

*sad face*

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)

They aren't called starburst! they are called OPAL FRUITS!

Tosser, I will try and think of some "better" suggestions.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:26, Reply)

oh go on then

"may the 4th be with you" </startrek>

( LP, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Gah, busy again! :O(

Akshully treble booked already for that day - and not just to ensure that I avoid you lot. I'll make it next year, I promise!*

* Actual year may be several years in the future. Batteries not included. Interest rates can go down as well as further down. Stuff may be repossessed if you fail to keep up repayments.

( Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Cool, nice one, I'll be there!!!

Not really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I don't know where Bristol is

I'll turn right after London and ask someone

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)

*relocates Bristol to the moon*

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

that's really

going to fuck with my commute

( LP, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

My first trip to Bristol?

Might be my last.

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I you do attend,

we will ALL be judging your parking extremely critically.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

And I will judge your spelling of 'if'.

And I'm 99% certain you'll need to change that to 'when'.

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Oh. Pointing out my typo, eh?

RIGHT. RIGHT, THAT IS IT. BASH CANCELLED.
I hope you're pleased with yourself, Fay.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

worst. flounce. evah.

( LP, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I *liked* at your typo... but I ignored it.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:25, Reply)

Oh man, its' my stag weekend so I can't come :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)

Why isn't your stag do in Bristol then?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Right, it ain't definite because I'm on a dayshift on the 5th.

So I'd have to fuck off early unless I can get a swap, but I'LL PROBABLY BE THERE!
:D

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

HURRAH!!!!!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

^what the ugly post-op said

Weeeeeeee!!!!!!

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Bring spiders!!!!

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:27, Reply)

there's a reasonable chance I may be in the locale visiting my appalling family.

In which case I shall come along and thoroughly ruin your evening.

( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

haha this could be a giggle

or a horrific nightmare from shithell.
either way it'll make a god story :D

( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

In my experience, bashes are 50/50 freaks to normals.

Where you draw the boundaries between the two groups may be different to me.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

haha could be.

one thing I know is that the freaks come out at night

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1PDa9qmMxw

( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

YES!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 0:46, Reply)

balsacks and old fany hair!!

sorry I missed this folks. I was helping my old man moving house up in Luton. Hope you had a top bash and I'm fooking gutted I missed you all. however, you can see me at the Cider Festival in the Southbank centre this eve from 7 onwards, doing me funny quiz innit?
haha although I'm sure more booze is probably the last thing on your minds eh?

hope you had a blast!!!

( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)

This is on at Big Chill

www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/whats-on/the-big-chill-bar/sat-4-may-hot-buttered-soul-deli-g-lynx-12648
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

some old slutbag told me that tabby has said I can only come to this if I post on this thread, but I won't, he can't make me, he's not my mum

( spesh., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

The new Bristol mayor has just introduced strict travel restrictions for south London scum.

Sozzers :-(

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-4ce7bfvIk
( spesh., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

oh puh-lease.

NO-ONE could turn me away when I look this fabulous.



edit: I'm aware you weren't referring to me, I just look for any excuse to post this pic.

( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

That is fairly amazing/horrific.

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( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)