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4DAM AND WASPYS ANAL FUN TIME

Cum along for some anal fun in Dumfries with 4dam and Wasp Box. There will be loads of enforced wackiness, japseye insertions, tattered anuses, yiffery and most importantly, BUCKETS OF CUM

BRING THE KIDS*

*mandatory

P.S. To all the people who have signed up - if you don't turn up we'll hunt you down and rape your pets


Sun 25 Mar 2007, 19:00

Greens, Scumfries

4DAM AND WASPYS ANAL FUN TIME

Going: wefbhweiufhweiu, Wasp Box, bilbobarneybobs, mr horrible, Pachey, mictoboy, Derek Monte, Geoff the Clownfish, Leningrad, trumpet, Qubert (11 people).

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:45, Reply)
Well it's my turn to drive, I couldn't feel anything last time anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:53, Reply)
That's becuase

your gaping anus has been stretched beyond acceptable levels

I could fit both legs in, and still have space to do the running man


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:58, Reply)
I'm there!*

*may or may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Mar 2007, 16:26, Reply)
LIES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 17:04, Reply)
I saw a 3 next to the event

and got excited there!

There must be some Carlisle b3tans willing to risk coming to Dumpfries for a sunday night...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 17:10, Reply)
Dumfries is such a bastard to get to, just like London

You COULD stop off at Huddersfield on your way up though :)


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 10:15, Reply)
it's even worse with the west coast line fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:24, Reply)
Bollocks!

Train from leeds to Carlisle, then a half hour train from carlisle to dumfries.

Sorted!


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:07, Reply)
dammit

If we weren't all fake sign-ups this would be an ace bash


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, Reply)
hahaha

I'm not even going. It's just going to be Waspy wanking in the corner of our local Wetherspoons, like he does every time he comes to Dumfries


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, Reply)
what, you think I'm actually coming?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:52, Reply)
YOU would be my only reason for going

you're the second sexiest male b3tan


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, Reply)
And the first is?

*waits expectantly with acceptance speech in pocket*


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, Reply)
well, it goes without saying....

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, Reply)
;)

Cheers Billybob


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)
*winks flirtatiously*

Oh, sadly I really will be there and I will sit in wetherspoons on my own if need be.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, Reply)
I really would come if I could

You'll just have to send flirtatious texts all evening

I take it you're on a parental visit?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 13:09, Reply)
um, kind of

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 13:18, Reply)
LIES!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 13:44, Reply)
I'll be there in spirit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 12:57, Reply)
Bollocks

You can't spit roast a spirit


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 19:53, Reply)
How could I not sign up to this

with a description like that


(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 16:06, Reply)
Well you haven't fucking signed up........

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, Reply)
Nah

Maybe If there was a bash in Edinburgh or Glasgow...


(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:32, Reply)
LOSER!

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, Reply)
You're the one in dumfries

so think before you call anyone a loser.


(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:34, Reply)
I signed up for this because I thought it was a joke

Do I have to come now?


(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 23:10, Reply)
Yes

You've signed the contract now. This is going to be the best Dumfries bash EVER!


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 12:17, Reply)
Why would we joke about such a thing?

Yes, you're tied in now.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 13:19, Reply)
I'll be there in no time

*packs suitcase full of root ginger*


(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:34, Reply)
ANAL FUN?

I've never heard such filth.

*signs up*


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:12, Reply)
I second the P.S.

4dam - are we going to take everyone to Dobies, or skip the middleman and go straight to Chancers (if it still exists)?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, Reply)
STRAIGHT TO CHANCERS!

Fuck yeah, it's still there. Stickiest floors in Scotland, and gathering place for the ugliest folk in Dumfers.

Chancers for dancers, and hopeless romancers


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 14:44, Reply)
remember to wipe your feet

on the way out


(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 21:20, Reply)
Where's Dumfries?

A lot of people that have signed up to the Leeds lunchtime bash have signed up to this, so I'm thinking it might be close enough for me to get to


EDIT: 156 miles, bit too far for me...


(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:43, Reply)
There's a lot of piss taking going on .......

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:23, Reply)
It is one stop past Royston Vasey

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 22:32, Reply)


one stop past
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 9:17, Reply)

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