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This is a link post 100 year old package to be opened very soon
Story goes that 100 years ago a Norwegian bloke gifted a package to his town which was forbidden to be opened until 2012. They're about to open it in a few minutes, (4pm) the link is to the live feed!

Sorry if Glassveet
 (Leemondus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope

its his porn collection
 (Montyphuq, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...psst ... it's just down the page.
but I'll look at your link :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst -- down there
and b3ta.com/links/848102

EDIT: mindpiss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D , I hate it when that happens.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oh knackers
looks like I've also fudged the time, they've just said it'll be opened in 1 and a half hours, so about 5:30
 (Leemondus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He said in one and a half hours but then said
around 4:30gmt. I don't know if he meant "in one half hour" or gmt/bst. I am going to check every half hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post they seem to be taking
the glass off now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Churs, was looking for a livelink as it's being opened right now.
[edit] we're not GMT are we at the moment?

5:30... then
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 5:30 pm now
I'm hoping it'll be all spirits and stuff like the arc in Indiana Jones that melts everyone's face off.
 (Leemondus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well there's been some hot unscrewing of screws action

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post has anyone worked out
the time it is there? i am confused, they just said 6:30 local time
4:30 GMT. is not 4:30 GMT in like 10 minutes?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We're not GMT in the UK at the moment we're BST
An odd choice of band to celebrate killing a load of Scottish mercenaries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ah OK
we are on DST here.
still a bit confusing to me, haha
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It contains
a link to when this story was first posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLE DAY XXXX

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it contains the last pair of pants you changed.

(Leemondus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I never change them.
I just put a new pair on over the old ones.

When I die, they'll be able to work out my age using the principle that underpins dendrochronology.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(Leemondus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They're opening it live.
www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544
 (soupyrmac's pissed again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
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I thought something dramatic had happened, with smoke everywhere, but it turned out to be an advert about smoking round babies.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone in Norway is reading this and can lay hands on some decent 19th Century looking clothing
Dress up as Mayor Johan Nygaard and burst into the press conference just as they open it shouting "Stop! I've made a terrible mistake!! The world is not ready for time travel!!! (In Norwegian of course)
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no such thing as Norway.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about that but Harold Shipmans just turned up
GET ON WITH IT!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stopp! Jeg har gjort en fryktelig feil! Verden er ikke klar for tidsreiser!

(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
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Hope all he did was fart in the box and seal it.
 (loci, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS They've got a band now
Just open the bloody thing!
 (soupyrmac's pissed again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Norway has the *best* news headlines
These are all links from the webpage above :

- Drunk Norwegian falls asleep on luggage belt
- Woman nabbed with 42-inch TV under her skirt
- Motorist hits bear after avoiding elk
- Bears in beer-fuelled cabin break in
- Cops put drugs bust on hold for snack break
 (iamdrdee *The more we are sober, the less we are free*, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Google Chrome translated my page,
I've got the following headlines

Irritated Baasmo Christiansen: - Now people see the movie before they start to cry more.

and

It sings the man with the deepest voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
just open it already!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They're opening it at 1600GMT.
We're on BST currently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A gun rack?
What am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even have a gun let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
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I'm bored now...they are dragging it out way too long.
I hope they open a vortex and get dragged to hell.
 (loci, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Interpretive dance?
Now they're just taking the piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^I vehemently agree with the ginger sack of piss.
Dancing. FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Would though, so I dont mind

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo here we go!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, they're milking it
worse than Liverpool milks a tragedy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a bunch of his crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the evidence of some shameful act
carried out by the whole town 100 years ago. I am sure the ghostly lepers will be along soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
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Nice to see Mulligan and O'hare, cracking lineup.
 (loci, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad the build-up was as shit as the finale

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)