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This is a link post Spiderman Parkour - or "How shit superheroes look getting about without webs or flying and stuff"
I don't think it's meant to be as funny as it looks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post more grown men
dressing up like kids
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This is a normal post Fathers 4 justice fully endorse this peacefull protest

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:23, Reply)
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kids
schools
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post See Spiderman fight the evil Gravity
laugh as he struggles to climb a wall
Giggle as he attempts a forward roll
and switch off after about a minute
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This may seem harsh...
but that was more style over substance.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference between human and superhuman has never been more clearly demonstrated.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post needs an ambulance
in the end scene
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you hopping on those blocks? Just run past them man! Someone's being raped!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know,
'Parkour' is French for 'unemployed'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post did you know
cheese munching surender monkeys is english for the french
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft, parkour
Trust the bloody French to turn running away into an extreme sport
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)
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All the people
So many people
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parkour.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Peter Parkour!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post all the pace changes of the video
are fucking annoying and ruin the 'narrative' if you can call it that. Such a tired hackneyed technique. And it wasn't used in the matrix first either, some 80's scifi where there was a punk band playing jingle bells. This technique worked then but now is boring as fuck. Actually in the matrix it was kinda dull and now everyone is STILL doing this technique. Fast. Slow. Normal. Slow. HowwouldyoulikeitifIbegantalkinglikethis and then like this and then normally again. I can't stress how annoying I find this technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)