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This is a link post Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Now I'm not easily impressed but I think if I had one of these my life would be complete. (via QI elves on Twitter).
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ...because boiled eggs are impossible to shell without a needlessly large, otherwise useless, utensil.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:25, Reply)
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You can also give mice head aches with it
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm... you may be onto something there.
*Imagines one big enough for a cat's head*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)
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This is a normal post *gives tip*

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *removes skin*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not working on my hamster. I want my money back!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *covets*
where can I get one of them then now then?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They sell them on Amazon*, under egg clacker/topper
Other tax paying companies are availible
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
Amazon does not make any money to pay tax on. They are still running profit-free in order to win the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post dalek

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post cyberman

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post sontaran with a shit haircut

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bizarre gimmick.
I hope to see an infomercial full of silly Americans shattering their hard-boiled eggs with hammers and anvils accompanied by huge slogans saying "look familier??!!1!!..."
I hate egg white, so I hope there's a machine that just takes the yolk out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:37, Reply)
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A plastic bottle?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post or...
one of these
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post who needs tools
this is easy enough for anyone to master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGX-54iR30
 (MarsLandingParty, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find this is the best method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAp8pEaWB1Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you looser

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If he was any looser
he'd suck up barstools.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell happened with those eggs?
Did someone bleach them?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans don't eat boiled eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)
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don't eat are
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:15, Reply)
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don't sboiled
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you could just use your hands

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got one of those in the cupboard, always wondered what it was for!
Thanks!!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad's got one.
Used well (and the person in't video failed) you get perfect clean edges.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Neeeeeed!
(I have no hands)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it only work with excessively loud eggs?
Loud eggs are loud
 (I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:21, Reply)