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BART Employee "The Stairmaster"
ffs lol
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Is this TomSka?
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$$ Your hair looks small, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 15:55,
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Ouch!
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The fat cow needs to use the stairs more often.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:02,
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fuck yeah
lazy fucker
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we would all do that if we had the keys...the power the POWER
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Doesammy Cunderpen has been a hermet and has returned., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:11,
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^this
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:18,
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Speak for yourself fatty.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:21,
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I've always wanted to stand at the end of an escalator, wait for a fat person to get half way on the escalator then hit the kill switch..and run
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Doesammy Cunderpen has been a hermet and has returned., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:04,
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3 weeks later...
fat person, starved to death on escalator...
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Fat people look more jolly on escalators, because the floor is moving for them.
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Doesammy Cunderpen has been a hermet and has returned., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:17,
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The only surprise to me
was the word "HERself"
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:57,
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if only the pony tail got sucked into the mechanism
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:05,
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Yes. Leviathan or Behemoth are the correct terms
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:41,
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I've always thought
That falling down an upwards-moving escalator at the right pace could result in a perpetual motion stair-falling.
That would suck ass.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:48,
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if you suck ass hard enough would that be perpetual motion too?
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simbosan has his calendar set to, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:32,
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Pahahaha ....you made me need a wee
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Doesammy Cunderpen has been a hermet and has returned., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:54,
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The Key Master AND Marshmellow Man!
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chompedhomas, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:26,
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Surely she could just roll down the stairs...
Like the fat kid in Hook.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:32,
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Bay Area Rapid Transit
I thought it was the Simpson's kid
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Varmint, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:10,
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i could sort of understand if she was going upstairs
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benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:22,
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Could it be that
at a station in a business district, the sole escalator is set to go upward in the morning and switched to downward in the afternoon to be of maximum use to the majority of travellers? She perhaps has a colleague diverting people at the bottom of the escalator allowing it to empty so she can change the direction?
Also, what a big fat fatty.
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835Rocks, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:45,
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