Speak for yourself fatty.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:21,
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I've always wanted to stand at the end of an escalator, wait for a fat person to get half way on the escalator then hit the kill switch..and run
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:04,
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3 weeks later...
fat person, starved to death on escalator...
(------, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:06,
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Fat people look more jolly on escalators, because the floor is moving for them.
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:17,
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The only surprise to me
was the word "HERself"
(zacherynuk@echo off, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:57,
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if only the pony tail got sucked into the mechanism
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:05,
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Yes. Leviathan or Behemoth are the correct terms
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:41,
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I've always thought That falling down an upwards-moving escalator at the right pace could result in a perpetual motion stair-falling.
if you suck ass hard enough would that be perpetual motion too?
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:32,
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Pahahaha ....you made me need a wee
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:54,
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The Key Master AND Marshmellow Man!
(chompedhomas, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:26,
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Surely she could just roll down the stairs...
Like the fat kid in Hook.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:32,
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Bay Area Rapid Transit
I thought it was the Simpson's kid
(Varmint, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:10,
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i could sort of understand if she was going upstairs
(benito vaselinino not that one, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:22,
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Could it be that
at a station in a business district, the sole escalator is set to go upward in the morning and switched to downward in the afternoon to be of maximum use to the majority of travellers? She perhaps has a colleague diverting people at the bottom of the escalator allowing it to empty so she can change the direction?
Also, what a big fat fatty.
(835Rocks, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:45,
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