Think! Look where you are going.
I made this!
In this weeks episode of The Sketch Files comedy writer/actor Chris Waller appears in this speed awareness spoof.
Support us by liking, sharing and subscribing to THE SKETCH FILES!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)
sure, once you support us by liking others work, sharing it and donating to b3ta
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:52,
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good stuff, not commenting on other peoples stuff or joining in gets peoples backs up.
b3ta is a community not an advertising slot, get to know people and they'll respond to your clips with a much friendlier attitude.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:02,
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No, your mum.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:04,
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My mum asked if you'd post a link to this video on the /talk board as they love this kind of thing.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:16,
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To be honest, that isn't true.
Get to know people round here, and they'll simply have more conviction when they call you a cunt!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Making comedy and hanging around your own
thread doesn't really seem out-of-spirit with the site to me, unlike posting and running or not judging the audience and posting something irrelevant.
Said before, but I think /board should take on all I Made This stuff, and leave links for the chat and criticism.
It can be hard to find places to launch work without a flaming, and that used to be one of the unique things about this site when it was mostly a place for people who make web things to gather.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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Yes do that.
Then Danny Jock can piss off there instead.
EDIT: Although having a section just dedicated to "I made this" links might be an idea. But you'll be buggered if you want any new development to happen here anytime soon.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:33,
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Coming across as a needy, attention seeking whore is a great look.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:54,
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Wow, on the basis of this comment i'm guessing the video you posted to be comedy gold.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:58,
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I've actually been a member on here for a fair few years. The Sketch Files is something ive recently made up to give something back. Better than aids!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Fucking hell, you're all heart, aren't you?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:26,
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whats the problem? ive often been amused at the photoshop creativity on here so why not give something back
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Maybe you should focus your altruistic ways on Africa, you're the selfless hero this world needs.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:53,
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Again!?!
Fuck it, ok then.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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mmmmmm..........battered road-kill
Whatever will Scottish chip shops come up with next
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:06,
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in an effort to get their 5 a day. Chip shops across scotland have been deep frying all sorts of fruit n veg.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VIDEO/LINK
DON'T COME BACK. CUNT.
This community thing is ace!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:10,
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surely you'd run into some heat if you went public with your necrocreampie eaterie
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Succinct.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14,
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Like the set up
But found the punchline a bit predictable and consequently tame. I think I've seen a few variations on the idea before maybe so anticipated what was coming.
To move away from that, why not end on a shot of the car with metal spikes, skulls and barbed wire strapped to the front? And the driver laughing maniacally whilst dribbling and shouting "you will definitely die... BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE DEAD"... or something.
Ideally you want the driver to be played by Kevin Eldon during his Simon Quinlank era.
You can have that for free.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
thanks. this is a fairly old sketch. The Sketch Files is set up for people of a similar mindset to collaborate on just for fun projects. I've been a masterB3TA for a while and thought id share here to give something back.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Just out of interest...
Why don't you post using your main account?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:16,
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because i dont want the sketch files to be "me" i want it to be a place where writers, producers and performers collaborate and have a few laughs along the way.
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Yes but
that's your SketchPhile place on the youtube. Here you could post under your real account and still invite people to collaborate. Hiding behind a self-titled sock puppet doesn't help you too much here (most will take it from a spam standpoint). Surely your dedicated account would provide a more welcoming response?
Unless you're a total cunt?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:37,
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I prefer the anonymity. but then again i could just be a massive cunt!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
You are itilliterate
AICMFP
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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He/She was a old account that got banned
and has since had a few more new ones. I think they all got banned too.
I will peruse your video when I find my headphones.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:53,
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ha ha i had no idea what you were on about ;-) my old account is my real name. i never posted much but always liked a good giggle at the photoshop genius
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Never realised that they got banned.
They're probably that new whiny loudmouth who recently started posting. I say recently, it was more like a week after itilliterate stopped posting.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:54,
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It's currently The Accidental Troll
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:44,
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"Support us by liking, sharing and subscribing to THE SKETCH FILES!"
I reported this video to youtube for spam. Am I doing it right?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14,
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Hahahahahaha :D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:17,
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Hello!
I enjoyed that. Having had two motorbikes written off because of useless cunts not looking where they're going, I endorse your message completely.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:29,
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colmcq2, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:55,
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Needs more question marks and line breaks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:01,
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yeah we met dogging remember? I was the one nicknamed "the dark knight'
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