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This is a link post kids try beakfasts from around the world
the little Thai kid is funneee
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)
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"I just found a dead fish in it, that's gross"

Because finding a live fish would be so much more pleasant.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly

Lack of decay would make it preferable
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid who describes coffee as tasting like cow poop should be president of the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee is fucking terrible isn't it?
Its got some kind of magical emperors new clothes thing going on. Why do people like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?
But... but... coffee am all the lovelies.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It tastes bitter and nasty
It gives you a headache, after that it gives you the shakes and then it makes you rush off to the loo.

"That'll be £4 please"

Its the biggest con since...actually I don't know, it might be the most inexplicably popular thing ever.

*goes and makes a nice cup of tea*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like coffee
but I admit it smells better than it tastes
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
it gives you a widdle headache? awww diddums.

Do you like alcohol?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love it, it gets you drunk
And no, it doesn't give me a headache. Haven't had a hang over in years and drink every day. BOOZE!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you have a low caffeine tolerance then?
I used to have one when I was young, drunk coffee once and was ill for days. Like anything though your body gets used to it, pretty much like alcohol really.

It's not bitter if you add loads of sugar and frothy milk too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm allergic to milk
Which probably doesn't help (as people tell me coffee is much improved with added cow lactate)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Legal stimulant, with a prep time that allows for breaks from work.
I don't think anybody actually likes it.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of Indian leaf juice-drinking Luddites.
Coffee is clearly vastly superior to tea in every respect, except boring stuff like health benefits.
 (I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the look of those breakfasts right now.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the correct spelling of 'breakfast' now on /links?
Is it 'beakfast' or 'breakbeat'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Beakbeat?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'beakfast'
Only the cool kids got the memo
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!
Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They missed out English breakfast - a cup of tea and three silk cut.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And a Scottish breakfast: two paracetamol, methodone and two cans of Irn Bru.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Now i would like to see the forrins attempt to eat marmite on toast.

(Sherbs, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bullshit kids drink coffee in brazil

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we know why American adults are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how long it took to find four normal-sized american kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)