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This is a link post Chuck Norris is still badder than you.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post he's also more of a tin foil hat wearing religious nutjob than most people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75IqjrbjydM
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Over here, the press is making a big deal about asking all the republicans if they know FOR CERTAIN that Obama is a Christian.
If you don't bear testimony to his Christianity, you are mocked. Spastics.


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you silly
cunts were still spacking out about whether he loves America or not. He certainly humoured a lot of churches in Chicago when he needed backing in the early days. Who gives a streak of cat piss? He's been an ineffectual president because he's been divisive. His fans will tell you that the division is because of his skin colour. Bollocks. Just listen to his lame and stilted public speaking. He seemed to have the gift of the gab before he became potus, but I can smoke a cigarette during his interminable pauses now, like twenty or more if he speaks for more than five minutes. It's like he doesn't even know what he thinks he wants to say. Vote Troll.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's really weird because one minute religion shouldn't matter, then the next it is of utmost import.
The press tried to get a juicy soundbite from some politician and asked him if he believed O was Christian (again, who cares). He replied, "I don't know" and they said that he had spoken about being one and had put it in his book. The guy was like, you already know and you're asking me? Who cares.

But, now that's being run out by the whining classes as someone being mean to the president. Spastics.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair comment, I guess
I'm just so bored of him and his non achievement. "Oh but he's been hampered by the Senate" they whine. Like he's the first ever president to face a hostile senate. His record on Guantanamo and drones is frankly disgusting, and everybody loves him except when the whole NSA/Snowden/Internet freedom shit comes up. I'll cut him some slack when it comes to his failed healthcare reforms, but the rest of those things I mention, unmitigated failure. Oh, I nearly forgot, "I could've been Trayvon" really? No, you couldn't have been, even if you did allude to sticking coke up your nose once or twice at college, you were no fucking Trayvon Martin. And given your former relaxed attitude to drugs, why are you happy to continue to make people felons, actual fucking felons, for possession of less than half a gram of coke? I'll tell you why. Because you're a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post At the very moment he was being inaugurated (the first time)
a cabal of senators and congress critters were meeting and planning on how to "make him a one term president"
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean he had opponents?
from day one? Now I've heard it all. Because every president usually has a unilateral mandate and is universally adored adored, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The way things are set up right now (and were 6 years ago)
the "minority party" can block things from passing and it is difficult to get through that block. During Bush 2's first term there was actual cooperation between the parties, even after he blew everything up! Not saying it was the best congress ever, but laws did get passed. Many fewer have gotten passed during Obama's time - but most of the bills that were presented to him were junk bills anyway.

However, I am not going to argue much about this - at the federal level it is crazy, but at the state house level it is damn near insane!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The "set up" hasn't changed for a little bit longer than six years.
The challenge any president faces is much the same; some get things done despite opposition, some don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he can hear you.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus would kick Chuck's ass*!
*arse
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to know if Chuck knows FOR CERTAIN that Christ is a Christian.
If not, whoa!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be a socialist!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I've read, nothing like a socialist.
But it makes for good sound bytes.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He was Jewish, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ was a Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they his collection of Klan hoods hanging on the wall?
Yikes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I was wondering

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post DAAAARKSIDED!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T98XYh_GD8s

AAAA OOOO
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing to all the ISIS videos.
The videos of dudes being roasted alive are much worse than nutjobs in their living rooms
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You find ISIS videos funny : ( ?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Upon further review, Margaret has decided to accept the money.
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 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger wig bloke
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 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post your mums catchphrase?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)