We are doomed
And it's things like this that make me think it's probably for the best.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:35,
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And there was I thinking that aerosol cheese marked the nadir of civilisation...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:44,
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It can't even come close to lunch and gasket material in the same can. Fuck pooip, or whatever it's called.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:52,
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It does provide a handy retort to any Yanks around criticising English food.
I'll take no lessons from the people who invented "cheese" in a can.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:55,
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Is this witchcraft just a layer of oil that sits on the surface of the water?
I think that is how some waterless urinals work - a layer of oil floats on top of the pee and prevents odours escaping. Not sure how it will cope with a big copper bolt.
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Varmint, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:03,
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I question how it works at all.
We don't have such a high water level in our bowls over here so the best this could expect to do is cover up the smell with perfume. I understand it's different in America, where some people feel the need for toilet paper "crash pads".
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jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:24,
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It does look suspiciously similar to the can of Fry Light currently in our kitchen (sans lid).
I'm far more intrigued by how she makes toroidal turds...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:48,
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Bound to be used by the same idiots that complain that pink razors are patronising towards women.
Aye, it's a stark reflection on our patriarchal society when feminine products are marketed in shades of fuscia and adorned with fucking unicorns and daisies, but I bet you'll still climb over each other to pick up a handy travel-sized can of spray that will mask the smell of that blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher you've just deposited in the new boyfriend's shitter.
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Clickage for...
"blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher"
Bravo!
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28,
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Japan leads the way in technology to hide the fact that people perform this basic biological act.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:51,
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yet curiously also
lead the world in shitters that analyse every deposit and display the findings on handy eye-level screen.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:11,
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Rather than the more low-tech German approach...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:36,
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The Bristol stool scale should be taught to kids.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:18,
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I prefer this technique
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:54,
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What does it do the the eco system once it's eventually flushed down the pan?
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:57,
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I think I can safely assume that this does not work in the slightest.
I use either of the two less high tech solutions. A) Open a window B) Announce, ' It wisnae me!' as you exit said toilet/booth.
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Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:39,
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Fuck that just embrace your honking anal deposits
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:16,
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Is this real???????!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:16,
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