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This is a normal post I was in the vicinity of a similar incident in a pub garden once.
The gobshite bully was dishing out threats left, right and centre. He got one punch in the face, and the wind was completely taken out of his sails. On the back foot, he said to his assailant "Who do you think you are? Joey Tribbiani?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I had a similar experience. Some knobhead tried to start a fight with my mate (he was just minding his own business, completely unnecessary). My mate (bit of a loon) lamped him and broke his nose. Knobhead's response:

"what are you, some kind of wanker?"
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every Thursday, 8pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I had something similar. Out with a few friends enjoying a couple of beers and some drunk arse was calling everyone nonces. He said it to my mate who promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face over a table, breaking a couple of chairs in the process. When he got up he shouted:

"what are you, some kind of Jackie Chan?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roadhouse!

(mintchocchip, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post NONCEPUNCH!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post er, kick rather

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing happened to me
I was out with my mates, having a few beers minding my own business - when this complete arsehole in a police car pulls us over and asks "What are you, some kind of Ayrton Senna?"
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ayrton Senna, the quickest acting laxative.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, this happened to me too once!
I was out drinking with a mate when 25 ex-marines touched up his girlfriend - he immediately leapt into the air doing a 1850 degree whirlwind kick which sent them all flying through the plate glass window into the Thames.
 (I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but what did he say?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 1 May 2020, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then he left in his own Accord?

(97800, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this pub thing of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if Peter Kay ever returned to standup when this eventually all ends.

(97800, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post EXTEND LOCKDOWN NOW!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 1 May 2020, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Now forever
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 1 May 2020, 11:24, , Reply)