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CronJ Technologies is a next-generation global technology company that encourages startups to reimagine their industries for the digital age. Our tech-savvy products and services are built on innovation, an influential culture of risk-taking, and a relentlessly focusing on consumer relationships. With worldwide links we produce a quality product and services, CronJ serves leading enterprises across key industries. We serve an interracial portfolio of products, IT solutions, ML services, and IP through our built around Digital, IoT, data science, Cybersecurity, Analytics, and Data Services, amongst others, to improve startups reimagine their industries for the digital era. Our passionate group of experts likes to accept challenges and toast victories. As we are advancing and evolving in a profound way, our team comes up with full of grandiose ideas.
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Hi Sam. Please tell me more about "toast victories" White or wholemeal? I prefer granary myself and have never really thought of toast as a competition. Please reply soonest. Thankyou and fuck off.
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Chumps 👀, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 6:24,
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I'd prefer to know more about the "interracial portfolio of products, IT solutions, ML services, and IP" that they serve
sounds pretty hot
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:57,
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Do you sell fruit drying machines?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:02,
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That reads like the output of a poorly-trained AI marketbot.
Or a VP S&M. Either way it’s just a bunch of words, devoid of any meaningful content.
You spamcunt.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:55,
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Any crude AI can pass the Turing Test
If it is only tested on the Marketing Department
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Hah, because they are all bots already
at the marketing department. You don't fool me mister horrid
(, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 22:29, Reply)
what kind of startup is not imagining themselves in the digital age
Since we are kind of 'in' the digital age. I presume they want to distinguish themselves from startups in the bronze age I guess.
You are a bot so you won't read this, but saying FUCK OFF makes me feel a bit better after being reminded that vacuous prats like you exist
(I'm grumpy cos new our HR person has the position Culture Co-ordinator in her sig)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:07,
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In charge of binning the out-of-date yoghurt in the office fridge.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 10:12,
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Hi, I'm not a startup, but maybe you can help.
A customer was asking for coal tar 40% in yellow soft paraffin (which is a ridiculously high strength, I can't see it being any more effective practically than 20% or even 15%). We've made it on the slab and in the FagronLab PRO Unguator, but it's difficult to get a good mix using either method. Can you please accept the challenge to reimagine a grandiose idea for advancing and evolving how to make coal tar 40% in yellow soft paraffin, in a profound way? Thanks in advance.
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That's easy
reduce the heat in the FagronLab PRO Unguator by 3 degrees and add about 5% more colouring. sorted.
Thats eleventy pounds please who do I invoice?
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:04,
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Non-ionic ethoxylated emulsifier might help.
Try the lower ethoxylated (6-10) ceto-stearyl alcohols.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:47,
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That might work also but you need to make sure that
the lower ethoxylated (6-10) ceto-stearyl alcohols are still within 2% tolerance or there will be an almighty boom.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:06,
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Lmao.
it's the word "grandiose" that is really doing it for me.
I get how it's basic literal meaning fits what they're trying to say, but all the negative nuances have totally passed them by.
Their team of pretentious chancers will generate a bunch of epic but specious plans that will fuck your business in the long term,
but not before they've got their fees and drunk all the champaigne!
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What races are covered by your software specifically?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:57,
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Grandiose ideas?
*throws money at screen*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 9:03,
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on second thoughts maybe its a neologism
CronJ
its cronge, really really bad cringe
An effort so bad that cringeworthy doesn't cut it, has to be cronge
Even worse is solid cronge, not so bad just cronge plated.
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See Ron. See Ron run. Run Ron run.
A Do Ron Ron
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 22:14,
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AI generated or written by a twat, tech adverts are so predictable.
'next-generation', 'toast victories'. Cos all geeks are Star Trek fucking warcraft players. Toast victories FFS, you probably build a shit CRM, you're not fucking Vikings.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 10:10, Reply)
I heard you like young kids
like, really young. It's disgusting and I think you should be in prison
(, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 10:14, Reply)
also not good - I also hear that "CronJ Technologies" give money to right wing fascist groups
can samuxip please confirm this or provide evidence that it's not true!!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:21, Reply)
are you telling me that
CronJ Technologies are funding Jeffrey Epstein's paedophile ring. CronJ are deep state operatives for QAnon and drain the adrenochrome from infants spines to power their satanist cabal?
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they do not seem to be denying it - and this is supposed to be their marketing thing!
shameful
(, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 15:42, Reply)
Is this the same CronJ Technologies
that has had the controversy when they had huge system failures and notorious IT issues, defaulted on payments, worshipped Satan, thinks the FBI CIA and MI5 are big smelly bummers who bum dogs in bus shelters and are a cybersecurity risk and data analytics distaster disgrace shocking anti-vax wellyboot sniffers acab missiles radar location weedkiller Catholic militant action backdoor armaments? Couldn't be bothered putting the flags into a sentence after the first bit
CronJ Technologies
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