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This is a link post I'm only posting this property in jest. Sorry, joust





(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post m'lady vibes.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I told you if you call me that once more I'm leaving you, and my divorce attorney will make you sell this monstrosity

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like one of those American theme restaurants
The deceptive image of the towel rack got me thinking though; why do we never see urinals in expensive houses? They'd be a hell of a lot more useful than a bidet.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Library needs a few more books. Unsurprisingly

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And fewer ladders

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:09, Reply)
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Tacky
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's American, tacky should go without saying.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
I can only imagine the initial conversation with the architect. "Yeah, that's right, I want you to make it look like a castle. A castle that's been made out of Legos [sic] by a retarded child."
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "I want the look of a fake castle, and make sure I get none of the benefits of an actual castle."
Basically I want the most garish bungalow imaginable, with a flat leaking roof, please. Also huge windows offering no privacy. No moat, make sure it's built on low ground too. Florida swamps? Perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame it wasn't on Grand Designs,
The look on Kevin McCloud's face would have been priceless.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I cant imagine anyone who's been in a real castle wanting to live in a castle

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much like stone cottages.
Pretty, not comfortable to live in usually.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We have a family cottage in the Highlands.
When I say 'Family Cottage', I mean that it's been in the family for generations, it's definitely not family sized. Bedroom, Living Room, Bathroom, Kitchen.
When my Grandparents still lived in it, it was in dire need of modernisation. The place was still wired with BS546 sockets and there was no cavity insulation on the walls at all. The place got horribly damp.
Once my folks inherited it, they had it refurbished to use as a holiday home due to its hugely touristy location. It was a small cottage before they got the place insulated, it's fucking tiny on the inside now. Barely space to fit a two seater couch in the living room, and you can only get into the double bed from one side in the bedroom.
None of us kids want to be burdened with it when it's our turn. It's in arguably one of the most beautiful locations of the UK, but you'd be fucking mental to consider living in it long term, even as a singleton. And the whole holiday let business is more trouble than it's worth.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly, small, damp and dark.
That's been my experience in Wales, even the larger houses are problematic.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
One of the other downsides of insulating such a tiny property is that the already miniscule living room and bedroom windows are now set so far into the wall that they're really only useful for ventilation.
Still, fucking brilliant having a place like that to stay in for absolutely nothing when we fancy a weekend away, so I shouldn't really complain. Just a shame it isn't a wee bit larger.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people could do with it being a wee bit larger.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A mate has a cottage in the arsehole of nowhere and put an extension out the back in the form of a large marquee
More like a mobile home tacked onto the side and as it is a "temporary structure" it does not need planning. So it been mostly converted into a very large open plan kitchen/diner/living room space and the cottage rooms are now all bedrooms. He then proceeded to get a very large camouflage net from an army surplus store and now it blends in nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how many Welshmen they’re subjugating at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 17:08, Reply)
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My ex had a private school chum who lived in a castle, I won't say which one, but you'd be surprised at how nice the private dwelling areas of some castles are.

Of course it helps if you are a multi-millionaire.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 17:44, Reply)
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There's a reason most of the defensive ones got turned into stately homes.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It started off as a crazy golf course but then things got a little out of hand.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the Aslan tomb.
Faux stone walls designed by people who've never seen a real one.

Edit: Makes Cloppa Castle seem realistic
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtPq0sZdook
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:55, Reply)
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The whole thing looks designed by someone who heard about castles down the pub once.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:02, Reply)
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And had a job lot of palladian joinery and fittings...

Would benefit from the same treatment windsor Castle received in 1982
 (I helped save b3ta! Nephinsnubbin, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see an actual tour of it here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prr59WolXv4
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 9:17, Reply)