Help?
Hello, I am SockCooker. Yep, a sock puppet ;-)
I've been here for 16 years, 9 months and 4 days; "has posted 2316 messages on the links board"...
A few months ago, I posted a link to a video of a car crash, which was a bit...vivid. Oops.
My account was blocked. If I try to post, it says,
You are on the Naughty Step, Reason: ""
It says, "You'll be allowed back in 0 seconds. Take this time to read the FAQ. When you return, please don't misbehave again as repeated ignoring of our rules can result in a banning. "
It has a button, "I am very sorry", but clicking it doesn't work.
Maybe 'coz they set it to zero seconds? IDK.
Halp?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:12, Reply)
How long has there been a "share" button there?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:16,
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Jesus Christ. Now I can see it too. Surely, the only person on here with Facebook is birb?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:18, Reply)
I have never been on Facebook.
I joined and made one post on Twitter in ...2008(?) to have a go at some cunt who screwed me out of about £70. Never felt inclined to use it again.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:19,
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But anyway, fuck this share button and the horse it rode in on.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:20,
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Seems to be new but first thought I had never noticed it before
Due to being a complete Muppet.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:57,
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That’s easy to fix mate. Simply delete system 32.
YW.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:17,
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Can't really prove it, if I can't post as sock, but meh,
I hope a mod will have sense.
Erm.
IDK if I can do anything as sock to prove it, erm... lemme see
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:22, Reply)
Nah
Can't do anything.
I thought maybe I could do something in the profile, but no...
Just says, "You are on the naughty step", with the button that doesn't work.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:25, Reply)
So there's no way for you to prove that you aren't some creepy perv called zzz, sockfishing as somebody else?
How convenient.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:28, Reply)
Can you really not put two and two together you dozy cunt?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:28,
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Bampersand?
For one single post that was a little bit over the line?
After 16 years?
Just asking. If that's the case... sure, I'll fuck off. Let me know.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:31, Reply)
It was a couple of months ago,
Even I can't stay pissed for that long.
I think the mod maybe set the timer wrong, at "0", so there's no way back.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:37, Reply)
My guess is,
that the system assumes you give a reason and a time,
They put no reason or time,
Therefore the timer is zero,
Therefore it's forever.
IDK. Maybe they did really intend to ban me forever?
If that's the case, I'll shut up, but...
I think it was just a mistake. Probably.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:52, Reply)
This is the broken bit of code
If the mod puts zero, the button will never work...
currdate = new Date();
banfinishes = currdate.getTime() + 0 * 1000;
countdowndiv = document.getElementById('countdown');
sorrydiv = document.getElementById('sorry');
sorrydiv.style.display = 'none';
function counter() {
currdate = new Date();
banseconds = parseInt((banfinishes - currdate.getTime()) / 1000 + 0.5);
if (banseconds 0) {
setTimeout('counter()', 1000);
} else {
// countdowndiv.style.display = 'none';
sorrydiv.style.display = '';
}
}
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:58, Reply)
Is it a bug or a feature?
I mean, there might well be reasons for having a permanent facility for particularly egregious acts.
Such as, say, posting a video of six people being killed, INCLUDING AN EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD.
Did you EVER apologise for that? Do you feel any remorse AT ALL? Do you seriously not understand why that might be reason enough for you to not be welcome anymore?
“ A few months ago, I posted a link to a video of a car crash, which was a bit...vivid. Oops.”
No. Clearly not.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:21,
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"Did you EVER apologise for that?"
Where could I? I couldn't post anything.
Also, maybe get a spell-checker.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:37, Reply)
Ha, Steve Irwin was killed by the Queen Mother using a whale in the Thames.
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rjmrjm, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:46,
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So long
and thanks for the fish. Just joking, get fucked.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:51,
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lol I'm not going to though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:02,
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"Moaning about it on the board ...
... will result in a new stepping. Or worse."
There's your answer right there.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 8:45,
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I'm not moaning about it
The ban was fine. No problem.
I'm saying there's a bug in the software that means it's not possible to "accept" my ban and clear it.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 22:38, Reply)
You don’t change, do you?
Deleting theads again? Your cognitive function is fucked.
Here’s some of what you deleted:
You:
Hello
When you posted that, there was a bit of text in red, saying this:
If you don't like it, don't say anything
I think that's nice.
Me:
Seriously, you’re gonna read me the rules when you’re the one who got banned?
Your cognitive function is completely fucked.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 2:43,
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Did you write this too?
You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear
threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from
intercontinental ballistic tweets.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 9:37,
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this account isn't a day old and already you're thread deleting
if it was just you being mentalist, that would be tolerable. We all have our crosses. But you're not just a mentalist. you hounded that bloke off the board who just wanted to post game reviews . You repeatedly accused him of being a paedophile every time he posted his own work in your long mentalist posts over the course of more than a year, because he once reviewed a game that had a lame nonce joke in it. You're not just a mentalist, you're a nasty bullying mentalist of undeserving b3tans..
Under normal circumstance this alone would be enough for me to dislike you, but after you admitted you spent 4 years whoring with thai prostitutes, most of them kidnapped from thai and burmese villages and forced into prostitution, and made comments that they can't have been underage because "thai women are older than they look" it exposed you as the deluded massive hypocrite that you are. I'm glad you were banned and they should ban this account, too. Your empty virtue signalling doesn't make up for the snuff videos and sick shit you've done with your life. I've got no time for you, sockcooker. fuck off
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 3:06,
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the word you are looking for is "cunt"
hope that helps x
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 9:30,
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pithier
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 12:18,
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You have a new account, from which you can post things
So what's the problem here?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 11:44, Reply)